Favorite #SRKGD quotes

[ViciousSLASH]

<Gutt18cam> what do you got?
<VSLASH> I got what you need
<Gutt18cam> wich is?
<VSLASH> t
<VSLASH> a
<VSLASH> v
<VSLASH> maybe some b
<Gutt18cam> uh?
<VSLASH> don’t you know the internet lingo ?
<Gutt18cam> no
<VSLASH> you want pics ? and you don’t know the lingo ?
<VSLASH> I like pain
<VSLASH> do you like pain ?
<Gutt18cam> that depends.
<VSLASH> you want pain ?
<Gutt18cam> don’t think so?
<VSLASH> you want pain ?
<Gutt18cam> No.
<VSLASH> AEGIS REFELCTOR
<Gutt18cam> wtf?
<VSLASH> that is the lingo sexy
<Gutt18cam> k, don’t know anything about that
<Gutt18cam> where are u from?
<VSLASH> a/s/l ?
<Gutt18cam> okay
<Gutt18cam> 18/m/nor
<VSLASH> 18 huh ?
<VSLASH> that’s cute
<Gutt18cam> =)
<Gutt18cam> u got cam?
<VSLASH> you have to earn the privledge to see me
<Gutt18cam> and how do I earn that?
<VSLASH> you gotta want pain
<VSLASH> I’ll take off my shirt if you want pain
<VSLASH> I am touching myself right now
<Gutt18cam> ok, fine =)

I think I erased some of the stuff right here, basically I said he had a big dick, and I wanted it.

<VSLASH> YOU WANT PAIN BIG DICK ?
<Gutt18cam> sure =)
<VSLASH> oh, oh my god
<VSLASH> I want pain so bad
<Gutt18cam> u got cam?
<VSLASH> oh, jesus
<VSLASH> stick your big dick in my vagina
<VSLASH> PLEASE
<VSLASH> I am so wet
<VSLASH> please
<VSLASH> oh gawd
<VSLASH> plz, after this I will get out my cam
<VSLASH> mmmmMM
<Gutt18cam> why should I believe that?
<VSLASH> I need your big cock in me
<Gutt18cam> yeah
<VSLASH> plz big stud, put your hard cock between my wet lips
<Gutt18cam> okay, mmm
<VSLASH> AEGIS REFLECTOR, DENIED
<VSLASH> are you okay honey ?
<VSLASH> are you okay ? this is sexy lingo big dick, make me cum
<VSLASH> make me fucking cum
<VSLASH> are you okay ???
<Gutt18cam> yeah =)
<VSLASH> BUSTA WOLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<VSLASH> omg PERFECT VICTORY NUGGA
<VSLASH> BUSTA WOLF IN YO MOUF

Me and Jesse went into #sex and I hooked me a john. Woot.

[RaishinX]

AEGIS REFLECTOR, DENIED
BUSTA WOLF IN YO MOUF

Oh God

[merdoc]

wtf i get like 40 wins in rps

[ParryPerson]

<Viscant> it’s still not sunday
<Viscant> IT’S STILL NOT THE DAY YET
<Viscant> i still have an hour and a half of being young
<ParryPers> oh thats right
<ParryPers> well
<ParryPers> where I live
<ParryPers> you are old.
<ParryPers> I MEAN
<ParryPers> older
<ParryPers> …
<Viscant> …
<Viscant> ;_;

…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY!

You’re now one year older. It’s just a number right?

…

[DropOff]

Ladies and gentlemen the beach story

<BalloonFi> Viscant: It was my 18th birthday yesterday, and the only present I’d like from you is for you to tell me “The Beach Story”
<BalloonFi> kthx
<NineT9> I’m intrigued
<DropOff> That would be a good present
<Viscant> GODDAMMIT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FUCKING HEAR THIS STORY
<Viscant> ALRIGHT ALRIGHT FINE
<Viscant> FUCKING FINE
<Viscant> HERE YOU SAVAGES GO
<DropOff> OMG
<DropOff> let me get a drink first
<Bleetness> BF

• Viscant sets mode: +m
  <Viscant> so here’s what happened
  <BalloonFi> ok
  <Viscant> nessa and i didn’t do much as a couple
  <BalloonFi> you can msg it to me
  <BalloonFi> if you want
  <Viscant> we didn’t see each other that often (every couple weeks or so)
  <BalloonFi> i wont tell anyone
  <NineT9> no he can’t
  <Viscant> and we did NOT have sex
• NineT9 sets mode: -v BalloonFi
  <Viscant> because i’m not a dirty cosplay pervert
• Bleetness is now known as lawlness
  <Viscant> so yeah, it’s nearing the end of my horror story of a relationship, around march or so
  <Viscant> and it starts getting warm in san diego
• lawlness is now known as Bleetness
• BalloonFi is now known as Damn9t9
  <Viscant> so her mom suggests i take her to the beach because maybe seeing the seals at the children’s pool will calm her down
• NineT9 sets mode: +v Damn9t9
  <Viscant> (someone talked shit on her in her livejournal and she had…an episode)
• Damn9t9 is now known as BalloonFi
  <BalloonFi> lol
  <Viscant> so she’d been a psycho bitch for literally 5 solid days
  <Viscant> ok yeah, in san diego there’s this secluded cove in la jolla called the children’s pool
  <Viscant> and seals live there
  <Viscant> nobody can go there and harass them
  <NineT9> ahhh
  <NineT9> alrigth
  <Viscant> (i think there’s a picture of me standing by a sign that says “don’t molest the seals”)
  <Viscant> ANYWAYS
  <BalloonFi> lol
  <Viscant> so yeah, we go there and see the seals and she’s happy for a second. then she wants to go to the actual beach and lay out
  <Viscant> so we do
  <BalloonFi> shes dressed normally right?
  <Viscant> now, as most people know, i fall asleep at the drop of a hat
  <Viscant> no, she has a bathing suit under her clothes, i don’t
  <Viscant> if anyone’s seen a picture of my desktop, we were near that beach
  <Viscant> ok so yeah, we’re at the beach sunbathing, i fall asleep
  <Viscant> i wake up
  <Viscant> and all hell has broken loose
  <Viscant> as near as i can figure, this is what happened
  <Viscant> someone looked at the monster
  <BalloonFi> Lol
  <Viscant> i don’t know if they had malice in their eyes or something
  <Viscant> but someone looked at her
  <Viscant> and she punched her in the face
  <BalloonFi> 0_0
  <Viscant> now this girl who the monster assaulted brought over 3 other girls
  <Viscant> and there was a rumble starting
  <BalloonFi> was there mud involved?
  <NineT9> you better have done them
  <Viscant> no
  <BalloonFi> damn
  <Viscant> we can talk a lot of shit about the monster
  <Viscant> but she’s a 2nd degree black belt in taekwondo, at the time was in really good shape
  <Viscant> and these girls were in for an absolute ass beating
  <Viscant> <— knows from experience
  <Viscant> so i wake up and there are 3 girls looking for a slap fight
  <Viscant> and i have a cosplayer in a state of extreme mental duress who wants to fucking kill someone
  <BalloonFi> LOL
  <Viscant> so in my impaired state of judgement, i did something really awful
  <Viscant> out of the corner of my eye i see the monster kick one of the bitches in the face with a sidekick
  <Viscant> and she lifted off her feet before falling down
  <Viscant> so not knowing what to do
  <Viscant> i threw a roundhouse kick as hard as i could
  <Viscant> i SHOULD have thrown it at the monster
  <BalloonFi> to one of the girls?
  <BalloonFi> oh
  <BalloonFi> shit
  <Viscant> but no, i smashed some (fairly) innocent chick’s ribs
  <Viscant> she starts coughing and yelping like a dog
  <Viscant> i’m like “oh shit, it’s jail time!”
  <BalloonFi> lol
  <Viscant> and the monster and i ran away
  <NineT9> wait
  <Viscant> and that’s the beach story

EDIT:
Epilouge
<Viscant> but their point is made
<Viscant> i don’t think she died
<Viscant> but i kick really really hard
<Viscant> and i was in good shape then
<Viscant> a full on left roundhouse (my power leg) that she a) didn’t see coming and b) wasn’t protected from in the least
<Viscant> if i didn’t at least break a couple ribs, i’d be stunned

[ParryPerson]

Old.

[AdverseSolutions]

haha viscant gaining levels on the beach

[epsilon]

i havent been on irc because my internet is down, im posting this from panera bread, and like no irc servers allow this ip so…

[Worthless]

i havent been on irc because my internet is down, im posting this from panera bread, and like no irc servers allow this ip so…

bread gets the internet?

[epsilon]

yeah wireless, its tight.

[JackTenrac]

<Viscant> you’re my hero
<Viscant> as long as you’re sexing the bassist
<ParryGONE> yeah sex that bassist she’s hot
<VSLASH> there is no girl, you fags

[Mystic]

<Viscant> you’re my hero
<Viscant> as long as you’re sexing the bassist
<ParryGONE> yeah sex that bassist she’s hot
<VSLASH> there is no girl, you fags

That quotes old as hell man. Dissapointment! :sad:

[System_1]

Beach story wins the internet

Sounds like something out of a national lampoon movie…

[DropOff]

<DropOff> I have a story guys
<DropOff> today In math class I was asking for a pen
<Bleetness> jking worth
<DropOff> and some fob guy was like “You want pen?”
<DropOff> so I said “AEGIS REFLECTOR!”
<Bleetness> haha
<Worth_xx&gt; lolol
<Bleetness> post that in the quotes thread

Done and done.

[DropOff]

<Viscant> well i finally did it
<Viscant> i finally jacked off so much i broke the skin on my cock
<Viscant> i should use lotion

• Viscant is now known as RoseOUT

[regulate]

[10:31] ParryPers: I mean, at this point, you’d have to hang me upside down and shove carrots up my ass while I swung back and forth between 2 women and having them suck my cock at the top of each swing
[10:31] ParryPers: to get me off
[10:31] ParryPers: so sex
[10:31] ParryPers: =
[10:31] ParryPers: not all that
[10:31] ParryPers: lol

[Omega_Viscant]

12:08 PM: kairiafag: is double daash at evo?
12:08 PM: quiche:
12:08 PM: quiche: it will be
12:08 PM: Hydra632:
12:08 PM: quiche: in '07
12:09 PM: kairiafag: fucken sweet
12:09 PM: kairiafag: lol
12:09 PM: quiche: evo is ditching all the fighting games
12:09 PM: quiche: and having a tournament in every mario kart game
12:09 PM: quiche: except the original on super nintendo
12:09 PM: quiche: for some reason
12:09 PM: Hydra632: no drifting
12:09 PM: kairiafag: the original was so good though
12:09 PM: quiche: it’s ok
12:09 PM: quiche: but the gba one had better controls
12:10 PM: quiche: and all the snes courses were unloackable
12:10 PM: quiche: so it makes the snes one kinda obsolete
12:10 PM: kairiafag: haven’t played the original in like ten years
12:10 PM: quiche: unless you want to do the dk jr handcuffs glitch
12:10 PM: Hydra632: can’t say I’ve heard of that glitch
12:10 PM: quiche: you haven’t?
12:11 PM: kairiafag: donkey kong jr glithc?
12:11 PM: kairiafag: *glithch
12:11 PM: quiche: if you time it right, you can make dk jr slap a pair of handcuffs on the other racers
12:11 PM: quiche: keeping them from steering
12:11 PM: quiche: I think you have to do a flash kick from his upside-down roundhouse
12:11 PM: quiche: but I’m not entirely sure
12:11 PM: kairiafag: never knew that
12:12 PM: quiche: also, I think yoshi has an infinite
12:12 PM: quiche: so that game is just a little too broken

…seriously.

[L.one_H.iryu_S.aga]

My return to #SRKGD.

<Warpticon> I need to hear some KM Markit.
<Hiryuness> LMAO. “KM Markit”. It sounds like an obscure trinket store.

Lone Hiryu Saga Vs. Espilon on “Who is the bigger oreo?”

<Hiryuness> And well… the marlon brothers are pretty stupid.
<Hiryuness> *Waynes
<Hiryuness> Whatever their last names are.
<k-fed> lol ur not black
<Hiryuness> I’m black.
<Hiryuness> Black enough to realize those two negroes are stupid as hell.
<k-fed> i swear ur not black. first u dont like the white girls video
<k-fed> now u dont even know the wayans last name
<Hiryuness> No, no, no. In Living Color and rapping are ingrained into our DNA.
<k-fed> in living color=wayans
<k-fed> white girls=rapping
<Hiryuness> White Girls = Shitty Rapping.
<Hiryuness> And In Living Color didn’t involve the shitty Wayans brothers.

<k-fed> yes it did. keenan ivory wayan [and] damon wayans.
<k-fed> are u dumb?
<Masha> yeah but on a lesser level. Keenan and Damon are good wayanses
<Hiryuness> Damon and Keenan weren’t half as bad as Marlon and the other one.
<k-fed> all wayans’ are good. even the girl. they all are funny.
<Masha> have you ever watched the wayans bros?
<Masha> its all stupid
<Masha> “yo u look like micheal jackson at the kiddie pool”
<k-fed> um wow
<k-fed> u lost all credibility what so ever
<Masha> “hahaha wesley snipes!”
<Hiryuness> Corny as fuck.

<Hiryuness> Will Smith? He was funny… Jamie Foxx is funny.
<Hiryuness> Chris Rock is funny. Dave Chappelle is funny.
<Masha> Jamie Foxx show sucked too lol but not as bad as the Wayans Bros.
<Masha> Jamie Foxx show had its moments.
<k-fed> wtf
<Hiryuness> Marlon and that other dude? Uh… no.
<k-fed> u know nothing about black people
<muffdaddy> …
<k-fed> hiryu u are the biggest oreo ive ever seen
<k-fed> and coming from ME
<k-fed> thats saying something
<Hiryuness> How is that supposed to affect me any when I don’t even know your ass?

Apparently that was “saying something”…

<Masha> Girlfriends sucks too
<k-fed> girlfriends has its moment
<Hiryuness> …
<Hiryuness> Wait.
<Hiryuness> You watch girlfriends?
<muffdaddy> you watch girlfriends?
<Hiryuness> And you call me an oreo?
<k-fed> fuck
<Hiryuness> Motherfucker.
<Hiryuness> Shut it.
<Hiryuness> Period.

…And now you know why. I mean, damn. At least Parry had a god damn excuse for watching it since he has a wife… but jesus.

<k-fed> haha at least girlfriends is about black women
<Hiryuness> You call me an oreo when you watch girlfriends?!
<Hiryuness> Negro please.
<k-fed> im ousted
<Masha> ahaha its about imaginary black women
<Masha> that have money and jobs
<k-fed> I WATCH GIRLFRIENDS AND IM PROUD
<muffdaddy> lmao

…Negro please.

<Hiryuness> Half of those broads are probably mixed for christ sake.
<k-fed> exactly 1/2 are
<Hiryuness> …
<Hiryuness> I rest my case.
<k-fed> the hot one is mixed
<Hiryuness> Get the fuck out of here.
<muffdaddy> dude you just said you watch girlfriends
<k-fed> i only watch it for the hot one
<Hiryuness> …Your opinion as to whether or not I’m less black than you is null and void.
<Hiryuness> You watch girlfriends.
<Hiryuness> I win.

<k-fed> black ppl watch gfs
<k-fed> im gay maybe

Quite.

<k-fed> but im just as black
<k-fed> it comes on UBN
<k-fed> u black nigga network
<Hiryuness> Black people with princeton degrees watch girlfriends.
<k-fed> im and intelligent nigga
<Hiryuness> “im and intelligent nigga”
<muffdaddy> lol
<Worthless> wait
<k-fed> lolol
<Hiryuness> See… that entire sentence didn’t make any sense.
<Hiryuness> Get the fuck out of here.
<k-fed> typo lol
<Worthless> who watches girlfriends?
<Hiryuness> Espilfool does.

Damn straight. He does watch Girlfriends on the daily. Holy fuck.

<Hiryuness> God damn.
<Worthless> get off my internets
<Hiryuness> Calling me an oreo when you watch UPN programming.
<Hiryuness> Shit.
<k-fed> lol
<k-fed> upn isnt for oreos lol
<ParryPers> GIRLFRIENDS COMES ON WB NOW
<k-fed> upn is for niggas

<Hiryuness> Right, right.
<Viscant> upn is for people without cable
<Viscant> or taste
<Hiryuness> Cause real niggas watch Moesha reruns, right?
<Worthless> lol
<muffdaddy> thugs do not watch girlfriends or upn
<Masha> lol moesha
<Viscant> word
<Hiryuness> …Fucking christ.
<Hiryuness> Get the fuck out of here, son.

<k-fed> i didnt have cable for the longest time
<k-fed> and now im in a new place and cable isnt up yet
<Hiryuness> My left nut is blacker than you.
<Viscant> oh yeah speaking of k-fed
<Viscant> jesse told me he was from fresno this weekend
<Warpticon> UPN = u pretentious niggas
<muffdaddy> LMAO warp
<Viscant> all of a sudden that man’s whole life makes sense
<Viscant> k-fed IS fresno
<Hiryuness> LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.

I rest my case.

[Pained_Auron]

<@Hiryuness> I wish I could assrape Parry
<+Jeeebus> don’t we all

[ShinAkumax]

<Gutt18cam> what do you got?t.

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