Favorite #SRKGD quotes

Yeah, there are a few, you just gotta search for them.

<04@RoninC> Parry, you’re right. The distance does make a difference. Especially when you don’t fix your locks on your doors and things of that nature.
[3:28pm] <06+IrenPIE> lol Ronin
[3:28pm] <06+IrenPIE> You saying something?
[3:28pm] <14ParryPIE> …
[3:28pm] <14ParryPIE> wha
[3:28pm] <06+IrenPIE> Ronin
[3:28pm] <14ParryPIE> uh
[3:29pm] <06+IrenPIE> What were you saying about the +o thing for me but you were too high to say at the time?
[3:29pm] * ParryPIE drinks more PIE brand Energy Drink
[3:29pm] <14ParryPIE> lawl
[3:29pm] <06+IrenPIE> PIE brand Energy Drink is also known as Surge
[3:29pm] <04@RoninC> I’m still high.
[3:29pm] <14ParryPIE> We change the labels.[3:29
pm] <ParryPIE> We change the labels.
[3:29pm] <@RoninC> Wait, weren’t you talkin’ about me earlier?
[3:29pm] <ParryPIE> It’s still cool though.
[3:29pm] philmcfly «McFly@ool-44c58c73.dyn.optonline.net» has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[3:30pm] <+IrenPIE> No
[3:30pm] <+IrenPIE> I wasn’t talking about you earlier
[3:30pm] <@RoninC> I thought I saw my name.
[3:30pm] <ParryPIE> I said it once
[3:30pm] <ParryPIE> that you didn’t love me.
[3:30pm] <ParryPIE> or like, rather.
[3:30pm] AC-GS-TT «AC-LING@host-87-74-59-209.bulldogdsl.com» has Quit iRC (Ping timeout: no data for 252 seconds)
[3:30pm] <ParryPIE> in a joking manner.
[3:30pm] <@RoninC> Well, that’s true. I don’t love these hoes, sir.
[3:30pm] <06+IrenPIE> I think I said something about how you’re my hero
[3:30pm] <14ParryPIE> <ParryPIE> First of all
[3:30pm] <14ParryPIE> <ParryPIE> Leigh hates me.
[3:30pm] <14ParryPIE> there we go
[3:30pm] <06+IrenPIE> And how I’d like to do lines of coke off of your unshaven ass
[3:30pm] <04@RoninC> You probably did, Iren. Cause I should be your hero.
[3:31pm] <14ParryPIE> uh, who wouldn’t.
[3:31pm] <06+IrenPIE> And snort the grains in between your ass pubes
[3:31pm] <04@RoninC> … wow
[3:31pm] <14ParryPIE> …
[3:31pm] <14ParryPIE> amazing.
[3:31pm] <04@RoninC> really
[3:31pm] <06+IrenPIE> I mean
[3:31pm] <06+IrenPIE> Goddamn cat typing for me
[3:31pm] <06+IrenPIE> My cat just gets up on the keyboard and says stuff

[22:39] <NotEver> worth is black?
[22:39] <merdoc> yeah
[22:39] <merdoc> hes a PEE EYE EM PEE
[22:39] <Worthless> lol hardly
[22:39] <Worthless> but yeah
[22:39] <NotEver> no wonder his name is worthless
[22:39] <NotEver> lol
[22:39] <Worthless> …
[22:40] <Worthless> damn

goddamn so much hate.

Uz A pimp:tup:

9:15 PM: EnderPIE: alright
9:15 PM: EnderPIE: this is the story of jewdilocks and the three goys
9:15 PM: EnderPIE: one day jewdilocks was walking through liberal, bleeding-heart hollywood
9:16 PM: EnderPIE: when she came upon a house so big that it could only belong to rich hollywood execs
9:16 PM: EnderPIE: jewdilocks, being the jew that she was, decided to enter the house
9:16 PM: EnderPIE: and see if there were riches she might hoard
9:16 PM: quiche: was there a trail of money leading into it or something?
9:17 PM: EnderPIE: no
9:17 PM: EnderPIE: there was the scent of money
9:17 PM: EnderPIE: and thanks to her big jew nose, jewdilocks picked it up immediately
9:17 PM: quiche: was she maybe looking to find a rich doctor to marry?
9:17 PM: EnderPIE: no
9:17 PM: EnderPIE: because you see, hollywood is filled with homosexuals
9:17 PM: EnderPIE: and jewdilocks knew she would find no companion there
9:18 PM: EnderPIE: so jewdilocks entered the house and went into the kitchen
9:18 PM: EnderPIE: once she was in the kitchen, she came across three kosher meals
9:18 PM: EnderPIE: she was surprised that kosher meals were in the home of goys, but she didn’t ask questiosn
9:18 PM: EnderPIE: she tried the first kosher meal, but it was too hot
9:19 PM: EnderPIE: so she passed over the first one and tried the second one
9:19 PM: EnderPIE: but this kosher meal was too cold and was also passed over
9:19 PM: EnderPIE: the third kosher meal was just right
9:19 PM: EnderPIE: I mean
9:19 PM: EnderPIE: oy vey
9:19 PM: EnderPIE: so jewdilocks ate her fill of the third kosher meal and then went upstairs to explore some more
9:20 PM: martianla: this story has been brought to you by manischewitz
9:20 PM: EnderPIE: jewdilocks went into the bedroom
9:20 PM: martianla: we now return to your regularly scheduled story
9:20 PM: EnderPIE: and saw the three beds of the goys
9:20 PM: EnderPIE: the first bed’s sheets were courdoroy
9:21 PM: EnderPIE: and made unbearable grating sounds against her coarse jew hair
9:21 PM: EnderPIE: the second bed’s sheets were made of silk, but her coarse jew hair tore right through it
9:21 PM: EnderPIE: the third bed’s sheets were made of durable, comfortable cotton
9:21 PM: EnderPIE: and jewdilocks fell into a deep sleep
9:22 PM: EnderPIE: dreaming of matzoh balls and gold coins
9:22 PM: EnderPIE: eventually, the three goys came home
9:22 PM: EnderPIE: “Somebody’s been eating my kosher meal!” said the goy who was the top in the relationship
9:22 PM: EnderPIE: “Somebody’s been eating my kosher meal as well!” said the bottom
9:23 PM: EnderPIE: “Somebody’s been eating my kosher meal too, and it’s all gone!” said the piss-slave goy
9:23 PM: EnderPIE: the three goys decided to investigate
9:23 PM: EnderPIE: they walked up to their bedroom
9:24 PM: EnderPIE: “Somebody’s coarse jew hair is on my courdoroy sheets!” said the top goy
9:24 PM: EnderPIE: “Somebody’s coarse jew hair slashed through my silk sheets!” said the bottom goy
9:25 PM: EnderPIE: “Somebody’s coarse jew hair is all over my bed too!” said the piss-slave goy "And she’s still here!"
9:25 PM: EnderPIE: Jewdilocks awakened at that moment
9:26 PM: EnderPIE: and was so frightened by the sight of sweating, panting homosexual goys, that she ran from the room
9:26 PM: EnderPIE: um
9:26 PM: EnderPIE: the end

…seriously.

<IrenPIE> quiche, sometimes I wonder why you’re even here
<quiche> as opposed to where?
<IrenPIE> Don’t you have a yamacha to be wearing?
<IrenPIE> At some…jew place or something?
<IrenPIE> Like an oven?
<JbsDONE> iren
<JbsDONE> careful
<quiche> haha lol
<JbsDONE> you don’t want to play out the jewbaggery
<quiche> I don’t mind jeeb
<JbsDONE> oh i don’t care about you quiche
<IrenPIE> ROFL
<JbsDONE> i care about the jewish jokes getting old
<JbsDONE> you need to save them

[10:48] * Jeeebus slaps ducky around a bit with a large trout
[10:48] * Jeeebus slaps Pryde-Bar around a bit with a large trout
[10:48] * Jeeebus slaps RoninC around a bit with a large trout
[10:48] * Jeeebus slaps souporman around a bit with a large trout
[10:48] * Jeeebus slaps Spyd3rMan around a bit with a large trout
[10:49] <Jeeebus> ops just got slapped the fuck out
[10:51] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:51] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps Jeeebus around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * NFC_WildK slaps ducky around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps NFC_WildK around a bit with a large trout
[10:52] * Jeeebus slaps Zak-Sleep around a bit with a large trout

So yeah… #srkgd is retarded.

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    <NFC_WildK> wtf you doing pryde
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    <archZILLA> lol
    <Jeeebus> …
    <Jeeebus> :frowning:
    <archZILLA> :expressionless:
    <Jeeebus> :\
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and this is me banning the whole room

<NineT9> isn’t that first pic kinda the Yuna hairstyle also?
<Viscant> …
<Viscant> there’s a yuna hairstyle?
<Viscant> isn’t it different in all the games
<ParryGONE> No,
<ParryGONE> that was NESSA’S hair
<ParryGONE> NESSA hair is always different
<ParryGONE> see,
<ParryGONE> computer programs
<Viscant> when she used to yell at me
<ParryGONE> have 1 or 2 hair styles
<Viscant> her hair would stand on end
<Viscant> and her voice would deepen
<Viscant> and her eyes would turn red
<ParryGONE> what you are remembering is her hair in the throws of wild sex
<Viscant> …
<Viscant> NO SEX HAPPENED
<ParryGONE> so it’s always going to look different on “that” yuna
<Viscant> i hate this channel
<NineT9> hahaha
<ParryGONE> oh, no no, I belive you Jay
<ParryGONE> we ALL do
<BalloonFi> YEA
<Viscant> …

  • ParryGONE pats Jay’s head
    <BalloonFi> WE ALL DO
    <BalloonFi> LOL
    <Viscant> someday i’m going to kill you all
    <Viscant> you’ll see
    <ParryGONE> haha
    <Viscant> it’ll be like that one law and order
  • BalloonFi lives closest to jay…

I’m getting scared.

I DON’T WANT TO DIE

[10:55pm] <+IrenPIE> I wonder if Jay gives a good blowjob
[10:55pm] * Nagata is now known as NLIIsleep
[10:55pm] <+IrenPIE> I bet he would

[11:20pm] <+IrenPIE> Jay
[11:20pm] <+IrenPIE> I love you.
[11:20pm] <+IrenPIE> I love you in the only way that makes blood surge to my penis.
[11:21pm] <@Viscant> …
[11:21pm] <+IrenPIE> Jay…
[11:21pm] <+IrenPIE> i got dick pics, u got email?
[11:22pm] <@Viscant> NO MORE TERROR
[11:23pm] <+IrenPIE> I want to send you my dick pics
[11:23pm] <+IrenPIE> What is your e-mail?
[11:23pm] <+IrenPIE> I think maybe you will get hord seeing them?

[03:12] <Viscant> i always thought he was kinda gay
[03:12] <Viscant> i gave him a ride

<epsiilon_> gay porn doesnt count as acting viscant
<BoyToyJay> IT WAS NOT ACTING
<BoyToyJay> fuck i blew that one

[15:38] NineAFK: Athanasii won by miles. Come on souporman! < souporman: scissors/2 points || Athanasii: rock/10 points

15+ and counting.

#srkgd RPS Original.

Everyone else is still trying to get 5 wins. Except Parry, who’s spamming and losing his way to victories.

I won fair and sqaure, and Quiche is now forever banned in every channel I’m op’ed in.

whiny bitch.

:frowning:
scissors

Hahaha.

Yeah, Parry’s wins are 90% Soup. We all know Soup picks Scissors all the time.

!

*Forever = 10 minutes

…seriously.

It’s back on. thx for being anal