<Viscant> i’ve had some super close calls
<Viscant> cause sometimes i forget the door is open
<Viscant> one time i was jacking and i realized “oh shit, door’s open!”
<Viscant> but it was a really awesome scene with bridget the midget and 4 guys
<Spyd3rMan> …
<Viscant> so i couldn’t just stop
<Viscant> so i busted, closed the door
<Viscant> and RIGHT when i closed the door, i heard serp walk into the apartment
<Viscant> if i had even bothered to clean up first, would have been caught
<Viscant> and once just a couple days ago i was jacking in the living room
<Viscant> i had a huge blanket over me
<Viscant> and serp walked out to make dinner
<Viscant> the blanket saved me
<Viscant> he didn’t even notice
<Viscant> or if he did, he (wisely) didn’t say shit
<Spyd3rMan> you are one disturbed mother fucker
<ParryPers> Iren
<ParryPers> do this
<ParryPers> and never regret it
<ParryPers> you ever heard of
<ParryPers> Yoplait
<ParryPers> ?
<Irennicus> Yeah
<ParryPers> …
<ParryPers> thats all I’m saying.
<epsilon_> the yogurt?
<Irennicus> …
<ParryPers> …
<Irennicus> The wheels in my head are turning, Casey.
<epsilon_> have sex with a yogurt cup eh
<Irennicus> And I like the direction they are taking me to.
<ParryPers> Good.
<ParryPers> if you get the one with fruit in the bottom…
<ParryPers> well.
<epsilon_> how about sex with one of those beta disc players
<ParryPers> You get the idea.
<Irennicus> Man
<epsilon_> no, i dont
<epsilon_> go on…
<ParryPers> ok
<ParryPers> well
<ParryPers> What you do is
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<ParryPers> You get an ewreckshun.
<ParryPers> Then
<ParryPers> You open the gurt
<ParryPers> then you insert your penis
<epsilon_> k
<ParryPers> into the gurt
<epsilon_> done
<ParryPers> and keep trusting
<Irennicus> LOL
<ParryPers> thrusting*
<epsilon_> ok
<epsilon_> im going
<ParryPers> you can add things
<ParryPers> to the mix
<epsilon_> now what
<ParryPers> for more thickness
<epsilon_> like?
<ParryPers> and what not
<epsilon_> granola?
<ParryPers> nuts
<ParryPers> indeed
<epsilon_> nuts ok
<ParryPers> gack.
<epsilon_> i got some hard cereal too
<epsilon_> will that be good
<ParryPers> like nickoledeon gack
<ParryPers> yes
<ParryPers> frosted flakes
<epsilon_> oh shit im cumming
<epsilon_> k
<ParryPers> that would be the point
<epsilon_> wow
<ParryPers> I think.
<epsilon_> intense
<epsilon_> seriously though i have a boner
<Irennicus> This is quite possibly the biggest waste of human potential I’ve ever personally witnessed.
Haha! Damn, I’ve been away too long =(
[03:00] <JeebsJAB> weed will fuck you up, but in a good way
[03:00] <JeebsJAB> crack will fuck you up, but in a bad way
[03:00] <anubis_> you have to remember that whenever you get addicted to anything…alcohol, pain pills…keep yelling that YOU don’t have the problem. THEY have a problem
[03:01] <EnderPIE> and that I can quit whenever I want?
[03:01] <anubis_> and then fly to Africa before your show has a 3rd season
[03:01] <JeebsJAB> yes.
[03:01] <anubis_> EXACTLY
[03:01] <JeebsJAB> exactly.
[03:01] <JeebsJAB> then come back and do some more comedy.,
[03:01] <JeebsJAB> also remember to get an islamic spiritual guide.
damn i’m so outdated …
[03:37] <@EmmaWatsn> WELCOME NineT9
[03:37] <@EmmaWatsn> ++++====THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE=====++++
[03:37] <@EmmaWatsn> ++++====YOU ARE A FAGGOT.====++++
[03:38] <@EmmaWatsn> !!!KILL YOURSELF!!!
[03:40] <@NineT9> 
[03:42] <@EmmaWatsn> SORRY THERE GOES MY BOT
I hate you Amazed. :sad:
-9
He’s still mad that he’s not a Ninja Rope pro like myself.
TODAY IS CAPS DAY ON #SRKGD
[12:44] <epsilon_> CAPS MAKE YOUR IMPORTANT
[12:44] <m00b> i see a little silhouette of a can
[12:44] <m00b> mountain dew mountain dew
[12:44] <JeeebuZzZ> CAPS > *
[12:44] <JeeebuZzZ> LET’S MAKE THIS #SRKGD CAPS DAY
[12:44] <ParryPers> Freddy Merceruy’s pipes > all
[12:44] <JeeebuZzZ> PARRY YOU’RE NOT TYPING IN CAPS
[12:44] <m00b> YEAH
[12:44] <m00b> YOU NEWB
[12:44] <Dokay> O.O
[12:44] <Derez> lets not jeeebus
[12:44] <epsilon_> QUEEN RULES
[12:44] <epsilon_> I LIKE QUEEN
[12:45] <JeeebuZzZ> YOU SUCK DEREZ
[12:45] <ParryPers> who the fuck is DOkay
[12:45] <epsilon_> ITS LIKE THE ONLY ROCK BAND I LIKE
[12:45] <ParryPers> lol
[12:45] <Dokay> umm, don;t pay attention to me
[12:45] <ParryPers> DANIAL RULES
[12:45] <ParryPers> YOU STFU
[12:45] <JeeebuZzZ> why would we pay attention to you dokay
[12:45] <epsilon_> DOKAY GTFO U GAY EMO
[12:45] <JeeebuZzZ> literally all you’ve done since you’ve come into the channel
[12:45] <ParryPers> Sup Dan
[12:45] <epsilon_> GO CUT URSELF
[12:45] <JeeebuZzZ> is make stupid faces
[12:45] <epsilon_> UR NOT GONNA FIND LOVE HERE EITHER
[12:45] <m00b> I LOVE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY… ITS LIKE 4 SONGS IN 1
[12:46] <ParryPers> 2
[12:46] <ParryPers> it’s 2 in 1
[12:46] <Dokay> that was funny, i came from the shoryuken forums (don’t post)
[12:46] <ParryPers> you newb
[12:46] <ParryPers> Dokay we don’t like your kind in here
[12:46] <m00b> WHY WOULD YOU TYPE IF YOU DIDN’T WANT TO BE NOTICED
[12:46] <ParryPers> if you don’t spam caps right now
[12:46] <m00b> AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[12:46] <ParryPers> you are banished
[12:46] <epsilon_> lol
[12:46] <Dokay> --…
[12:46] <epsilon> WE DONT LIKE YOUR KIND
[12:46] <ParryPers> SPAM CAPS MOTHER FUCKER
[12:46] <JeeebuZzZ> SPAMMMMMM
[12:46] <ParryPers> …
[12:46] <m00b> WHAT’S SHORYUKEN
[12:46] <epsilon_> (BLACK PEOPLE)
[12:47] <ParryPers> BANISHED
[12:47] <JeeebuZzZ> I DON’T KNOW MOOB
[12:47] <epsilon_> ITS A DRAGON PUNCH
[12:47] <ParryPers> IT’S A TACO
[12:47] <m00b> DRAGONS CAN’T MAKE FISTS
[12:47] <JeeebuZzZ> THIS IS SITUATIONAL RECREATION KIDS GENERAL DISCUSSION
[12:47] <ParryPers> MEXICAN
[12:47] <m00b> THEREFORE, YOU’RE WRONG
[12:47] <epsilon_> LAWL HE PROBABL THINKS WERE RETARED OR SOMETHING
[12:47] <epsilon_> BUT ITS FUNNY CUZ WE ARE
[12:47] <epsilon_> THE JOKES ON HIM
[12:47] <epsilon_> LOLOLOL
[12:47] <JeeebuZzZ> !QUOTE RETARDED
[12:47] <m00b> IT SHOULD BE CALLED A DRAGON SLAP
[12:47] <JeeebuZzZ> …
[12:47] <m00b> OR DRAGON SCRATCH
[12:47] <ParryPers> I THINK I’M SMART CUZ I’M MARRIED LOLOLOLOL
[12:47] <JeeebuZzZ> WHERE’S THE QUOTEBOT
[12:47] <ParryPers> Qu0tes Found With “RETARDED”: 203,186
[12:47] <JeeebuZzZ> !QUOTE 186
[12:47] <ParryPers> IT’S RIGHT THERE
[12:47] <ParryPers> YOU DUMMY
[12:47] <JeeebuZzZ> LAWLZ
[12:47] <ParryPers> Qu0te 186: IS #SRKGD FUCKING RETARDED <Jeeebus> YES <RearEnder> yes <Sir-Ever> YES <blkdan> Absolutely <WildKitty> yes
[12:47] <JeeebuZzZ> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[12:48] <m00b> !QUOTE EPS
[12:48] <ParryPers> ROFLCOPTER
[12:48] <ParryPers> Qu0tes Found With “EPS”: 233,226,220,207,206,205,204,203,202,197,193,156,155,135,132,131,101,94,76,73,50,42
[12:48] <m00b> IT DON’T LIKE ME
[12:48] <m00b> !QUOTE 233
[12:48] <ParryPers> …
[12:48] <ParryPers> Qu0te 233: <epsilon_> this chick checkin out my page <epsilon_> shes kinda cute actually… <m00b> “oh em gee… check out this ugly black guy i found!”
[12:48] <ParryPers> GIVE IT TIME NEWBS I’M D/L TORRNET LOL
[12:48] <epsilon_> LOL
[12:48] <m00b> ROFFLE
[12:48] <epsilon_> I GOT PWNED
[12:48] <JeeebuZzZ> YES YOU DID
[12:48] <ParryPers> IT’S DARK AND HELL IS HOT
[12:48] * JeeebuZzZ is now known as JEEEBUS
[12:48] <epsilon_> D M X
[12:48] * ParryPers is now known as PARRYPERS
[12:48] <epsilon_> SUCK MY DICK
[12:49] * epsilon_ is now known as EPSILON_
[12:49] <PARRYPERS> WHAT YA REALLY WANT
[12:49] <PARRYPERS> D
[12:49] <PARRYPERS> M
[12:49] <PARRYPERS> X
[12:49] * m00b is now known as M00B
[12:49] <JEEEBUS> DOGS
[12:49] <JEEEBUS> FOR
[12:49] <JEEEBUS> LIFE
[12:49] <EPSILON_> COME ON
[12:49] <EPSILON_> WHAT!?
[12:49] <PARRYPERS> YEAHHH
[12:49] <JEEEBUS> CAPS WILL TAKE OVER
[12:49] <JEEEBUS> ZZZZZ
[12:49] <JEEEBUS> I THINK WE JUST KILLED THE CHANNEL
[12:49] <PARRYPERS> ZZZZ
[12:50] <PARRYPERS> YA
[12:50] <JEEEBUS> IS IT JUST ME
[12:50] <PARRYPERS> REALLY
[12:50] <JEEEBUS> OR WHEN YOU READ THIS TEXT
[12:50] <JEEEBUS> DOES IT SEEM LIKE EVERYONES YELLING
[12:50] <PARRYPERS> I READ IT LIKE UR SHOUTING
[12:50] <EPSILON_> OMG U GUYS
[12:50] <PARRYPERS> YES
[12:50] <EPSILON_> GUESS WHAT
[12:50] <PARRYPERS> WAT
[12:50] <JEEEBUS> WHAT EPS
[12:50] <EPSILON_> I FOUND OUT THE BEST POSITION IN STREET FIGHTER
[12:50] <EPSILON_> BUT KEEP IT A SECRET
[12:50] <EPSILON_> ITS OFFENSIVE CROUCH
[12:50] <JEEEBUS> IS IT U/F
[12:50] <JEEEBUS> OH
[12:50] <EPSILON_> NO
[12:50] <PARRYPERS> AWEZOM
[12:50] <EPSILON_> OFFENSIVE CROUCH
[12:50] <EPSILON_> ITS ELITE
[12:51] <JEEEBUS> FABULOUSTIC!!!
[12:51] <PARRYPERS> OFFENSIVE CROUCH REALLY IS USELESS DOO
[12:51] <M00B> I HAVE TEH BEST ONE
[12:51] <PARRYPERS> WAT
[12:51] <M00B> OFFENSIVE CROUCH + FIERCE
[12:51] <JEEEBUS> TEACH US M00B
[12:51] <EPSILON_> I LIKE THE NAME
[12:51] <JEEEBUS> LOLZ
[12:51] <EPSILON_> OMG WITH BLANKA
[12:51] <PARRYPERS> OMG
[12:51] <EPSILON_> TEH SLIDE
[12:51] <EPSILON_> ITS ELITE
[12:51] <PARRYPERS> HIER STRATS
[12:51] <JEEEBUS> WE WILL TAKE EVO
[12:51] <M00B> TEAM CAPS
[12:51] <EPSILON_> ITS LIKE IM YELLING
[12:51] <PARRYPERS> TEAM CAPS 4 LIFE
[12:51] <EPSILON_> AND WHEN I READ IT IN MY HEAD
[12:52] <EPSILON_> ITS YELLING
[12:52] <M00B> LOL
[12:52] <PARRYPERS> YEAH
[12:52] <PARRYPERS> SAME HERE
[12:52] <JEEEBUS> HILARITY
[12:52] <EPSILON_> THATS WEIRD
[12:52] <EPSILON_> BUT ELITE
[12:52] <PARRYPERS> I PEE’D A LITTLE
[12:52] <JEEEBUS> IT’S A PITY EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO NOOB TO DO THE SAME THING
[12:52] <PARRYPERS> IN MY PANTS
[12:52] <EPSILON_> EW
[12:52] <EPSILON_> RETARDS
[12:53] * Quits: martianla (Client Quit)
[12:53] <EPSILON_> WE PWNED HIM
[12:53] <EPSILON_> CUZ WE TALK IN CAPS
[12:53] <PARRYPERS> LOL
[12:53] <EPSILON_> HE GOT SCARED
[12:53] <EPSILON_> AND QUIT
[12:53] <PARRYPERS> HE CAN’T SMELL
[12:53] <PARRYPERS> WAT UR COKING
[12:53] <EPSILON_> LOL LIKE THE ROCK AMIRITE
[12:53] <PARRYPERS> U R RITE
[12:53] <M00B> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/m00by/hat.jpg
[12:53] <PARRYPERS> OMG NO CAPS
[12:53] <PARRYPERS> WAT NEWBNESS
[12:53] <EPSILON_> HOW DARE U GIVE US A URL IN LOWERCASE
[12:54] <M00B> HTTP://IMG.PHOTOBUCKET.COM/ALBUMS/V323/M00BY/HAT.JPG
[12:54] <EPSILON_> THERE U GO
[12:54] <M00B> WTF
[12:54] <M00B> NO WORKY
[12:54] <M00B> PHOTOBUCKET CAN’T HANDLE THE CAPS
[12:54] <M00B> THE POWER OF THE CAPS IS TOO GREAT
[12:54] <PARRYPERS> lol
[12:54] <PARRYPERS> OOPS
[12:54] <PARRYPERS> I MEAN
[12:55] <M00B> DIE TRAITOR
[12:55] <PARRYPERS> LOL
[12:55] <JEEEBUS> OMG
[12:55] <JEEEBUS> YOU LOL’ED
[12:55] <JEEEBUS> IN NO CAPS
[12:55] <EPSILON_> NOOB ASS WEBSITE
[12:55] <M00B> GO BACK TO THE LAND OF SMALL
[12:55] <JEEEBUS> TREASON!!!
[12:55] <EPSILON_> U TRAITOROR
[12:55] * PARRYPERS is now known as ParryPers
[12:55] <EPSILON_> THAT IS HIGH TREASON
[12:55] <ParryPers> so this is whats its like
[12:55] <ParryPers> being banished
[12:55] <ParryPers> I feel horrible
02:55] <Jeeebus> fuck the codec ring
[02:55] <Jeeebus> it’s all about the CTU ringtone
[02:56] <faight> ctu?
[02:56] <Jeeebus> from 24
[02:56] <faight> what’s 24
[02:56] <faight> <-- overseas
[02:56] <Jeeebus> brb
[02:56] <Jeeebus> brain exploding
24 sux
What’s 24?
You sir, have invoked the wrath of Bauer. Have a nice day…
I stole Bauers candy and he cried like a bitch.
you couldn’t have possibly stolen his candy. did you forget that you are french and that you fail at everything you do?
DAMN YOU!
cries like a bitch
[03:04] <Jeeebus> http://www.fox.com/24/
[03:04] <Jeeebus> http://www.fox.com/24/
[03:04] <Jeeebus> http://www.fox.com/24/
[03:04] <Jeeebus> http://www.fox.com/24/
[03:04] <Jeeebus> http://www.fox.com/24/
[03:04] <Jeeebus> faight
[03:04] <Jeeebus> try and get the DVDs
[03:04] <Jeeebus> kill if you have to
10 steps ahead of ya buddy.
[16:42] <ducky> the existence and growth of the porn thread raises my power level… i will become SSJ3 soon…
[16:42] <DanWHAT> parallel George W Bush
[16:43] <Jeeebus> oh god
[16:43] <Jeeebus> that’s terrible
[16:43] <Jeeebus> M Shrub would have worked better IMO
[16:43] * DanWHAT uses his scouter to read Ducky’s pr0nner level
[16:43] <DanWHAT> !
[16:43] <DanWHAT> No!
[16:43] <DanWHAT> There’s…there’s no way that can be right!
[16:43] * k-groove is now known as k-poop
[16:44] * DanWHAT flinches as scouter explodes in his eyes.
[16:44] * Jeeebus tosses dan senzu bean
[16:44] <Insom-> mexicans are hot
[16:44] * DanWHAT eats
[16:44] <DanWHAT> Huge huge huge huge huge!
[16:44] <Jeeebus> hey goldicocks
[16:44] <Jeeebus> i thought mexicans would be too hard for you
[16:44] <Insom-> lol
[16:44] <ducky> see
[16:44] <ducky> when i power up
[16:44] <ducky> my pubic hairs go blond and on fire
[16:44] <Jeeebus> wouldn’t that hurt
[16:45] <Jeeebus> flaming pubic hairs
[16:45] <ducky> NOT ME
[16:45] <ducky> BECAUSE I’M TOO TOUGH
[16:45] <ducky> MY POWER LEVEL IS RIDICULOUS
[16:45] <DanWHAT> Your Kamehameha’s would be disgusting to watch
[16:45] <Jeeebus> nobodys tough enough to survive flaming pubic hairs
[16:45] <ducky> the ladies love my big bang attack
[16:45] <Jeeebus> Cumehameha
[16:45] <DanWHAT> Agreed
[16:45] <Viscant> i just cooked a steak dinner
[16:45] <DanWHAT> Everyone on the subway train gets Ducky’s Final Flash
[16:45] <Viscant> i feel like such a good little housewife
[16:46] <Jeeebus> viscant = GID
[16:46] <DanWHAT> God forbid he use the Gayo-men…times ten!
[16:46] <ducky> you should see me drop a spirit bomb on a bitch
[16:46] <Viscant> GID = ?
[16:46] <ducky> gay in denial
[16:46] <Viscant> …
[16:46] <ducky> just accept it, jay
[16:46] <Viscant> I AM MUCH MAN
[16:46] <ducky> we all support your alternative lifestyle
[16:47] <DanWHAT> But we don’t support your drapes
[16:47] <DanWHAT> honestly, honey
[16:47] <Viscant> A CORNOCOPIA OF MANLINESS
[16:47] <ducky> so…
[16:47] <ducky> what you’re saying…
[16:47] <ducky> is that you are a bull-fag
[16:47] <Viscant> …
[16:47] <ducky> and not a femme-fag?
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[16:47] <Viscant> I AM SUPER STRAIGHT
[16:48] <merdoc> is it possible to fetch a bat with your teeth
[16:48] <Viscant> HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO IS THIS MUCH MAN BE GAY?
[16:48] <DanWHAT> A Legendary Super Straightin?!?!
[16:48] <merdoc> I AM MUCH WOMAN
[16:48] <merdoc> is this gay
[16:48] <Viscant> HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS TO GARNISH A TERIYAKI STEAK WITH A SLIGHT TOUCH OF RED WINE AND JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SPINACH BE GAY
[16:48] <merdoc> woah
[16:48] <DanWHAT> very easily
[16:49] <Viscant> …
[16:50] <merdoc> so yeah
[16:50] <merdoc> its easy to fetch a bay with your teeth?
[16:50] <Viscant> what if i added cute little baby carrots and cut the potatoes in shapes?
<WildKitty> my goatee is lush
<R_O_F> very thick and full
<WildKitty> very thick and full
<ParryPers> my goatee is lush
<ParryPers> very thick and full
<WildKitty> my goatee is lush
<R_O_F> my goatee is lush
<WildKitty> my goatee is lush
<WildKitty> very thick and full
<WildKitty> my goatee is lush
<R_O_F> very thick and full
<WildKitty> very thick and full
<ParryPers> my goatee is lush
<ParryPers> very thick and full
<WildKitty> my goatee is lush
<WildKitty> very thick and full
<ParryPers> my goatee is thick
<ParryPers> very lush and full
<ParryPers> OMG
<WildKitty> NOOOOOOOOO
Is there a server on the network that doesn’t require ident? Setting up ident with a shell is a pain in the ass…