Favorite #SRKGD quotes

:rofl:

You know you do Ever.

All the fermented buffalo urine in the world you store in your garage to page homage to your indian roots cannot change this.

[11:15] * Adverse has joined #srkgd
[11:15] <Sir-Ender> fapfapfapfap
[11:15] <ParryPers> …
[11:15] <ParryPers> I wear pants
[11:15] <ParryPers> thats Jay that doesn’t wear pants
[11:15] <Sir-Ender> you fap through the pants?
[11:15] * Adverse has left #srkgd

No one cares if you’re in the channel or not. Please stop thinking so highly of yourself.

<iRen> Ugh
<iRen> I just got hit on
<iRen> By a guy
<iRen> On Myspace
<Endah> link thx
<Sir_Pryde> HAHHAHAHAHAHAH IREN
<PrincessJ> you think that’s rough
<Sir_Pryde> oh man…
<PrincessJ> i had a guy press his erection up against me yesterday at wendy’s
<Jeeebus> PRINCESS?
<PrincessJ> and say “hey sweetie”
<Sir_Pryde> …
<Jeeebus> PRINCESS?!?!?!?
<Sir_Pryde> LOLz
<PrincessJ> HE THOUGHT I WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND
<Jeeebus> WASN’T LADYROSE BAD ENOUGH!!!

<Jeeebus> but seriously
<Jeeebus> can i have a rational explanation
<Jeeebus> as to why a grown man who “claims” he’s straight
<Jeeebus> is under the name
<Jeeebus> “PrincessJ”
<Jeeebus> I would really like to hear it
<PrincessJ> points to topic

Topic is: Welcome to #<@PrincessJ> because i’m a pretty princess

<Jeeebus> THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT ANY BETTER

OMG

LMAO

[9:04pm] <DSP-> you’re super gay
[9:04pm] <blkdan> That’s lovely
[9:05pm] <blkdan> I’ll go cry now that a pillar of masculinity such as yourself deems me gay

LOL

the convo was about the street fighter porno :

<BalloonFi> dhalsim would be entertaining to watch though
<Bleetness> or dalhsims penis
<Bleetness> which most likely
<ParryPers> …
<Bleetness> would be a thick branch
<Reg> what
<BalloonFi> you know its true parry

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Holy shit guys, I thought my head was gonna explode

You should check out the qdb in #gtasf.

<epsilon_> pryde
<epsilon_> wanna cyber?
<epsilon_> ill be harry potter
<epsilon_> u be hermonie
<epsilon_> err hermoine
<FireisWet> lol
<EmmaWatsn> what.
<epsilon_> is that a yes

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    <Pryde> …
    <Pryde> no
    <Pryde> faggot
    <epsilon_> …fine
    <epsilon_> whatever
    <epsilon_> ur loss
    <Regulate> omg
    <Regulate> gheyness

Well, me, arch, and ender have voluntarily quit IRC til Friday to do something better with our lives. Wish us luck. It’s scary out there.

GL with that. I’m fine wasting away my life like a pawn of a higher internet being.

I stopped going to the channel because it is infested with faggots who ride each others dick beyond the horizon line.

Whatever takes your mind off that closet homosexuality of yours.

The straightest / only non-gay topic ever discussed in there is your wife.

btw hook up some more pics you cheapskate.

[14:27] <EnderPIE> I don’t see how asians have the best of any world
[14:27] <EnderPIE> good at math?
[14:27] <m00b> “Then you’re saying you have a small penis…”
[14:27] <EnderPIE> gtfo with that
[14:27] <m00b> “Nope… Pacific Islander”
[14:27] <blkdan> That’s because you are an inferior being, Ender!
[14:27] <EnderPIE> who needs math with a cock like this?
[14:27] <EnderPIE> so fuck off, asians
[14:27] * blkdan shrug
[14:27] <blkdan> What happens when we chop your dick off
[14:27] <blkdan> Your one advantage is gone
[14:27] <EnderPIE> wrong
[14:27] <blkdan> Right
[14:27] <m00b> I’m so great… I can do math with my large penis…
[14:27] <EnderPIE> because my wide eyes will allow me to drive away
[14:27] <EnderPIE> without dying in a car crash
[14:28] <Bleetness> moob
[14:28] <Bleetness> lolz
[14:28] <blkdan> You can’t escape a Gundam.
[14:28] <blkdan> No matter how hard you try

[11:20:08] <epsilon_> lol jwong randomly checking out my myspace page
[11:20:59] <TRTerror> hes got a crush on you
[11:21:09] <NineT9> ^
[11:21:17] <NineT9> he likes black ass
[11:21:36] <[archLAB]> lol
[11:21:46] <TRTerror> watch out for jealousy from ricky
[11:22:06] <NineT9> and jay
[11:22:17] <epsilon_> ill watch out for ricky
[11:22:42] <epsilon_> profile snoop is the greatest invention ever
[11:22:45] <NineT9> what, but not jay?
[11:22:51] <NineT9> you secretly want jay to get you?
[11:22:59] <TRTerror> lol
[11:23:13] <epsilon_> hes already got me
[11:23:51] <TRTerror> quote of the day

[19:41] <@NotEver> jay
[19:41] <Masha> 25 bux in the toilet
[19:41] <@VSLASH> no ever, she is a super dike
[19:41] <@NotEver> you like gay porn?
[19:41] <@NotEver> err
[19:41] <@NotEver> kiddie
[19:41] <@NotEver> ugh
[19:41] <@NineT9> …
[19:41] <@NotEver> nevermind

-9

[7:41pm] <@NotEver> hey
[7:41pm] <@NineT9> wtf?
[7:41pm] <@NotEver> the reason i am asking
[7:41pm] <@NotEver> is cause he had a kiddie porn topic last night
[7:42pm] <@NotEver> so i assume he does

you left that out. btw, the topic was about the 27 accused of having kiddie porn that was on the news last night