Jamiecake = Loveless Emotion or something? 
The lot of us know mobile vagina is extinct around these parts.
I see irennicus is bringing his test subjects into the channel now.
[15:54:22] <Insom-> iâm trying to suck my own dick
[15:54:25] <Insom-> but i canât even get close 
[15:54:29] <Insom-> iâll go try on the bed
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[15:59:40] <Worth> sup all
[16:02:08] <TRTerror> [15:54:29] <Insom-> iâll go try on the bed
[16:02:14] <TRTerror> keep us posteed
[16:02:26] <Insom-> i couldnât do it
[16:02:27] <Insom->
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BREAKING NEWS** Insom cant suck his own dick.
[21:52] <Bleetness> im fat
[21:52] <Bleetness> T_T
[21:52] <ducky> yes you are
[21:52] <Bleetness> <3
[21:52] <merdoc> really bleet?
[21:52] <merdoc> i see u as a skinny mex dude
[21:52] <Bleetness> ya
[21:53] <Bleetness> HAHA
[21:53] <Bleetness> wow
[21:53] <merdoc> no?
[21:53] <Bleetness> youâre so wrong
[21:53] <ducky> he is a fat, hairy, poor, vato type fucker
[21:53] <merdoc> wellâŚhispanic food does that
[21:53] <merdoc> lol
[21:53] <Bleetness> ducky pretty much summed it up
Jamiecake = Jamie Austin.
-9
Hey atleast im honest. :sad:
Oh and im not poor.
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[17:48:18] <SOGOSU> Ohio
[17:48:34] <TRTerror> your mom is an ohio
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I go home a broken man.
at least youre rich
[16:58] <rsigley> insom maybe youâll get lucky and get HIV and not AIDS
[16:58] <rsigley> sometimes you can get HIV and not get AIDS
[16:58] <rsigley> see magic johnson
[16:58] <Insom-> or
[16:58] <Insom-> i could just not get hiv at all
[16:58] <Insom-> because i donât have that much sex, and iâm always careful
[16:59] <rsigley> something like 99.98% of all gay males end up with it but i hope youâre p[art of the 00.02%
[16:59] <Insom-> lol
[17:00] <rsigley> the problem is their sperm is different and regular condoms canât stop it
[17:00] <Insom-> youâre right, gay men have super sperm
[17:00] <Insom-> it all makes sense now
[17:00] <rsigley> the disease that causes homosexuality also alters the sperm to bypass condoms
[17:00] <rsigley> yea
[17:00] <rsigley> i did a lot of research on it when i was in school it was my thesis
[17:01] <LeJeebson> sig, you are the funnniest crackpot
Well not the best way to start the thread off for the year but still this was a interesting funny ass converstation.
[23:28] <E-bortion> very⌠homosexuak.
[23:28] <E-bortion> homosexual even
[23:28] <KingR_O_F> thatâs how Jay works
[23:28] <HigherJin> too bad such a brilliant mind is trapped inside the body of a 15 year old girl
[23:28] <E-bortion> you guys ride this mans dick
[23:28] <E-bortion> i have nothing against him
[23:29] <HigherJin> well we all love jay
[23:29] <archetype> el oh el
[23:29] <HigherJin> in one way or another
[23:29] <E-bortion> but arent some butts around here sore from the massive poundings?
[23:29] <E-bortion> ah
[23:29] <E-bortion> gotcha
[23:29] <KingR_O_F> We donât try to
[23:29] <HigherJin> jay wants to save you
[23:29] <HigherJin> he really does
[23:29] <HigherJin> why wonât you let him?
[23:29] <KingR_O_F> you see we tell him to man up
[23:29] <KingR_O_F> but heâs afraid
[23:29] <E-bortion> im my own sexual desire.
[23:29] <HigherJin> jay is all man
[23:29] <E-bortion> i am a man.
[23:29] <HigherJin> but are you a jay level man?
[23:30] <E-bortion> i am pretty sexy.
[23:30] <E-bortion> but
[23:30] <HigherJin> do you only think youâre sexy
[23:30] <HigherJin> or do you KNOW
[23:30] <E-bortion> i KNOW
[23:30] <E-bortion> but
[23:30] <E-bortion> i dont know this jay
[23:30] <archetype> . . âŚ
[23:30] <HigherJin> no buts
[23:30] <E-bortion> so i do not compare
[23:30] <HigherJin> and you never will
[23:30] <E-bortion> less i be stooged
[23:30] <E-bortion> im sorry are you typing? im pretty sure your hands are full of this mans dick right now
[23:31] <KingR_O_F> rofl
[23:31] <HigherJin> Jay will toss a yuna staff down from the heavens and strike you down
[23:31] <HigherJin> for such blasphemy
[23:31] <E-bortion> fun
[23:31] <KingR_O_F> Higher Jin no offense but your sounding like Jayâs priest rofl
[23:32] <KingR_O_F> the one that molested him as a kid
[23:32] <HigherJin> jay doesnât allow such faggotry such as priests
[23:32] <HigherJin> iâm his deacon
[23:32] <Jeeebus> ok shut up omar
[23:32] <HigherJin> the prophecy is that jay will return one day
[23:32] <HigherJin> and wreak a horrible vengaence
[23:33] <HigherJin> on all who have apocth on him
[23:33] <E-bortion> i hope you make him wear protection higherjin
[23:33] <archetype> jin how many times a day you wipe jayâs ass
[23:33] <Jeeebus> HAHAH
[23:33] <KingR_O_F> XD
[23:33] <HigherJin> you wish you could whipe jayâs ass
[23:33] <Jeeebus> more like wipes jays cock
[23:33] <Jeeebus> on his face
[23:33] <E-bortion> with your mouth
[23:34] <HigherJin> iâm afraid the master doesnât allow such faggotry in his presence
[23:34] <E-bortion> you sick fuck
[23:34] <E-bortion> MASTER?
[23:34] <E-bortion> the master??!
[23:34] <HigherJin> and commander
[23:34] <Jeeebus> dominatrix shit going on
[23:34] <Jeeebus> viscant makes higherjin wear a gimp mask
[23:34] <E-bortion> commander of your pants apparently
[23:34] <HigherJin> i may be ridiculed now
[23:35] <archetype> bring out da gimp
[23:35] <HigherJin> but i will be awarded 50 virgins AND a copy of mvc2 on ps2
[23:35] <HigherJin> when i go to heaven
[23:35] <Scrimpz> this track is fucking serious
[23:35] <E-bortion> its a shame youll be tripping over jay-stained rectum all the time up there
[23:36] <HigherJin> apockth on all your families
[23:36] <Jeeebus> wtf is apockth
[23:36] <HigherJin> run to your false idols
[23:36] <HigherJin> your duc vaders
[23:36] <HigherJin> your justin wongs
[23:36] <KingR_O_F> engrish or urban dicitonary???
[23:36] <HigherJin> there will only be one jay
[23:36] <E-bortion> and he will be knee deep in your butt.
[23:36] <Jeeebus> will be?
[23:36] <Jeeebus> *is
[23:36] <E-bortion> heâs only ankle in
[23:37] <E-bortion> heâs workin on it.
[23:37] <E-bortion> im sure.
[23:37] <Jeeebus> ohhh ok
No. No it wasnât.
fun happenings in #teapire this morning.
7:59 AM: *** Topic for #teapire: Welcome to the TEAPIRAAHH: Teapire court is now in session!!! | http://www.republicoftea.com/index.asp
7:59 AM: *** Topic for #teapire set by NFC_KiTea!~sex0rz@69.182.62.79 on Wednesday, January 10, 2007 9:46:42 PM
7:59 AM: #teapire: quiche @boleslaw @FMJaguar @KingR_O_F @Kai @NFC_KiTea @merdoc
7:59 AM: *** End of /NAMES list.
7:59 AM: *** Channel Mode is +sptn
7:59 AM: *** Channel created at Wednesday, January 10, 2007 1:10:41 AM
7:59 AM: *** Mode change â+o quicheâ on #teapire by KingR_O_F
8:00 AM: quiche: hi everyone
8:00 AM: quiche: zomg Iâm new here
8:00 AM: quiche: my name is quiche
8:00 AM: quiche: I like tea
8:00 AM: quiche: black tea
8:00 AM: quiche: herbal tea
8:00 AM: quiche: iced tea
8:00 AM: quiche: sweet tea
8:00 AM: KingR_O_F: good shit man
8:00 AM: quiche: âŚgreen tea sucks tho
8:00 AM: KingR_O_F: this is the teapireâs natural tea though
8:00 AM: quiche: I like teabagging tea leoni
8:01 AM: KingR_O_F: http://www.republicoftea.com/index.aspâ
8:01 AM: KingR_O_F: thatâs our slogan tea
8:01 AM: quiche: our?
8:01 AM: quiche: you work for them?
8:01 AM: KingR_O_F: no were a group
8:01 AM: KingR_O_F: no one workâs for no one
8:01 AM: KingR_O_F: THERE IS no leader
8:02 AM: quiche: how do you decide important business?
8:02 AM: quiche: like which tea to drink>?
8:02 AM: KingR_O_F: we vote
8:02 AM: quiche: chamomile is pwn at bedtime
8:02 AM: KingR_O_F: lol
8:02 AM: KingR_O_F: we even have avs of the teapire
8:03 AM: quiche: teapire sipset
8:03 AM: KingR_O_F: sorry we donât affliated with dipset or empire arcadia all of those guys to us are nothing
8:04 AM: KingR_O_F: This group is nation wide
8:04 AM: quiche: youâve obviously never had TFGMâs homemade sun-brewed sweet iced tea
8:04 AM: KingR_O_F: cause Iâve never seen TFGM rofl
8:04 AM: KingR_O_F: why he ever come to AZ???
8:04 AM: quiche: wait
8:04 AM: quiche: you live in AZ?
8:04 AM: KingR_O_F: noâŚ
8:05 AM: KingR_O_F: what you talking about rofl
8:05 AM: quiche: talking about the best damn tea youâve ever tasted
8:05 AM: KingR_O_F: in AZ??? okay then iâll hit it up
8:05 AM: quiche: he uses it to distract you with its deliciousness
8:05 AM: KingR_O_F: rofl
8:05 AM: quiche: and then slams you with a 300 hit combo
8:05 AM: boleslaw: pfft
8:06 AM: boleslaw: tfgm fails so much
8:06 AM: quiche: you ever seen a TFGM match vid?
8:06 AM: boleslaw: he ends up making s instead of tea
8:06 AM: quiche: itâs all hadouken! hadouken! hadouken! âwould you like some tea?â ââŚok.â hadouken! K.O.! YOU WIN
8:07 AM: KingR_O_F: whoah crazy CC
8:07 AM: KingR_O_F: hadouken 3x then offers tea and final hadouken
8:07 AM: quiche: no
8:07 AM: quiche: that was just the audio
8:07 AM: quiche: there are lots of other things going on
8:07 AM: KingR_O_F: lol
8:07 AM: quiche: but the just sound like biff whackita smackie
8:08 AM: KingR_O_F: he gets down
8:08 AM: KingR_O_F: probably in that little rumble is his power glove goin master Hand rofl
8:08 AM: quiche: lol yeah
8:09 AM: quiche: he letâs the glove play for him
8:09 AM: quiche: while he mixes up the tea
8:09 AM: quiche: but really, itâs damn good tea
8:09 AM: quiche: âŚseriously.
8:09 AM: KingR_O_F: rofl well I know it ainât kool-aid
8:10 AM: boleslaw: purple ta
8:10 AM: boleslaw: tea
8:10 AM: KingR_O_F: though his TEA may be super itâll never compare with the Teapire
âŚseriously.
Honestly, if quotes are longer than like 5-6 lines, nobodys gonna bother reading them except the people whoâre in the quote.
⌠seriously
<archetype> lol
[01:24] <FMJaguar> fucking scrubs
[01:24] <LeBronson> Fucking FM
[01:24] <FMJaguar> f u
[01:24] <LeBronson> Fuck you
[01:25] <FMJaguar> fm stands for fuck you motherfucker
[01:25] <FMJaguar> so every line i type
[[01:25] <FMJaguar> is abbreviating your demise
[01:25] <JeebsMD> wow
[01:25] <JeebsMD> thatâs hardcore
[01:25] <LeBronson> Thatâs like
[01:25] <LeBronson> Cubone hardcore
[01:25] <JeebsMD> thatâs like
[01:25] <JeebsMD> FMJ hardcore
There are so many great quotes on SRK GD. There was one a poster made about the Hammer Bros. Suit in SMB in reference to how broken it was. Canât remember his exact words.
Iâve always liked RoninChaosâ âFor great justice!â
Well, this thread is for quotes from the #srkgd IRC channel, lol.