It’s alright champ. You’re still a man.
Just a very… very particularly weird one.
<Irennicus> Clitilda…
<Irennicus> Whoah
<Irennicus> Her parents are either really mean or they don’t know what to call shit down there
<quiche> needless to say, Clitilda was black
<quiche> and HUGE
<Irennicus> “That’s the the fun spot!”
<phae> Clitilda
<phae> ew
<Irennicus> “And the fun hole!”
<quiche> rofl
<Irennicus> What’s her sister’s name? Vaginette?
<phae> ahahahaha
<Irennicus> And the youngest one, named simply, “Labia”
<Irennicus> The worst irony of all time.
<quiche> don’t forget brother dickey
[23:18:55] — Ever has changed the topic to: jay is pretty…ugly that is
[23:18:57] <SexyJay> i disagree, but i like hearing that
[23:19:00] <Nishiko> Cosign, Ever
[23:19:25] <SexyJay> Nishiko: quiet you, back to your rosary
[23:20:03] <Nishiko> Jay: Go back to sucking yourself off. I prefer you quiet, regardless of whose dick it is you’ve got in your mouth.
[23:20:32] <SexyJay> Nishiko: if i could suck myself off, do you really think i’d be online
[23:20:39] <Warpticon> Yes.
[23:20:43] <Nishiko> Word
[23:32:00] <muffdaddy> I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
[23:57:37] <ducky> my number is the easiest phone number ever
[23:58:02] <RoninC> Yeah, ducky’s number is written on most men’s bathroom stalls under the title “Lookin’ for a good time?”
[23:58:09] <ducky> damn straight
[23:58:16] <ducky> and they have a great time
[23:58:19] <ducky> so they can’t complain
[23:58:28] <SepPrime> hey, I want a great time
[23:58:31] <SepPrime> hook it up, yo 
…
Oldest quote I can ever remember.
Fausts Slash: She puts a vibrator in me to directly stimulate the prostate, then I fuck HER while it’s vibrating in me
Lone Hiryu Saga: Hell yes. I wanna know some shit.
Lone Hiryu Saga: …
Lone Hiryu Saga: That’s IT?
Lone Hiryu Saga: …YOU PUSSY.
Fausts Slash: Well anyways
Fausts Slash: I shoot like a motherfucking revolver
Fausts Slash: When that happens.
Lone Hiryu Saga: That’s not even getting screwed. That’s just a rough enema.
Fausts Slash: I shot so far we measured once.
Lone Hiryu Saga: You’re not even borderline homo.
Fausts Slash: Ever shot seven feet?
Lone Hiryu Saga: …WTF.
Lone Hiryu Saga: That’s scary.
Fausts Slash: Yeah
Fausts Slash: It was like
Fausts Slash: I pull out
Fausts Slash: And squirt
Fausts Slash: And I see it go allt he way to the otherside of the room
Fausts Slash: And I’m like
Fausts Slash: "…whoah"
Fausts Slash: No, she doesn’t just bang me with a strapon
Fausts Slash: But again
Fausts Slash: Clarifying that whole mess for all the IRC nerds would take some doing
Fausts Slash: And a lot of humiliation.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Amen.
Lone Hiryu Saga: I was hoping you got banged with a strap on.
Lone Hiryu Saga: BUTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lone Hiryu Saga: No extra hilarity for Hiryu.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Bastard.
Fausts Slash: I’m pretty sure that’s soon to come.
Fausts Slash: She told me she really wanted to
Fausts Slash: And I said that it had to be extra small and she had to buy me dinner beforehand. Nice dinner. If I’m becoming the woman for a whole night I want the perks as well.
Lone Hiryu Saga: LMAO.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Fuck yes.
Lone Hiryu Saga: And dancing.
Fausts Slash: Hahahaha
Lone Hiryu Saga: Don’t forget dancing.
Lone Hiryu Saga: And the coffee shop.
Lone Hiryu Saga: MILK THIS WHORE.
Fausts Slash: I was thinking dinner and a nice romantic comedy
Fausts Slash: Followed by coffee
Lone Hiryu Saga: YES.
Fausts Slash: And she has to cuddle with me.
Lone Hiryu Saga: And a walk in the park.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Holding hands.
Fausts Slash: I’m tired of her not cuddling with me in front of her friends because she wants to look cool
Lone Hiryu Saga: She has to be a complete gentlemen.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Fuck yes.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Fuck her friends. Mary is a slut bag anyway.
Fausts Slash: …oh man
Fausts Slash: I’m putting this in #srkgd quotes
Dude get that shit out of here it’s not #srkgd.
If saga wants to be in this thread he has come in #srkgd and stop being lame.
Contrary to stupid beliefs, I didn’t hype him up to post that in the first place. I could give a damn about making it here.
You can take your bullshit conclusion elsewhere, and eat a dick with it.
I left for the Air Force Sep. 27th.
Studying to be an EOD tech at Eglin AFB, FL at the Navy school.
Bleet youre such a loser. Posting a quote to cover your ass on srk?
Man get a fucking life. Epsilon is a virgin, no one cares what he has to say.
<raz0r> I’m one bad mother…
<raz0r> SHUT YOUR MOTH
For some reason I found that amusing.
<JaeHoon> Cam put the hug machine down
<JaeHoon> before I release FM on you
<phae> prepare the hug machine wtf
<DanWHAT> like legitimately crazy
<Camfinity> fm nooo
<JaeHoon> with all his furry
<FMJaguar> yo
<FMJaguar> not everyone was supposed to know about the furry
SECRET’S OUT.
<martianla> Nessa gets her strength from defanging vipers
<Derez-> lawls
<martianla> and beating on Jay
<O—geC-t> or deflowering anal virgins.
<O—geC-t> like Jay.
<Visdead> …
<Visdead> stop the lies
<martianla> Yuna Staff powers!
<Irennicus> Parry, I’m going hardcore Necro for Evo
<Irennicus> Nothing but the Necro-man
OC
6:00 PM: Pryde: [19:57] <quiche> hot girls don’t have cocks, Pryde <— of course tehy don’t…let’s talk about… kristin kreuk
6:00 PM: Pryde: she’s so hot
6:00 PM: Pryde: and so is jessica alba
6:00 PM: OCisLMAO: so she asian.
6:00 PM: OCisLMAO: esque.
6:00 PM: |DG: you know whos hotter
6:00 PM: |DG: me when i teabag OC
…seriously.
7:54 AM: quiche: I saw angel’s picture on myspace
7:54 AM: [A]ngel: well more power to you
7:54 AM: quiche: too shadey-looking to be a mod
7:54 AM: [A]ngel: frenchy
7:54 AM: ParryPers: yeah
7:54 AM: [A]ngel: rofl
7:54 AM: ParryPers: the stache
7:54 AM: [A]ngel: damn
7:54 AM: ParryPers: is sneaky like
7:54 AM: quiche: it’s like a stubble-wisp-stache
7:54 AM: quiche: the shdaiest mustache available
7:55 AM: ParryPers: Indeed.
7:55 AM: [A]ngel: stubble wisp?
7:55 AM: [A]ngel: i’m half mexican and black
7:55 AM: ParryPers: HE ACTS LIKE HE KNOWS NOTHING
7:55 AM: ParryPers: Sneaky bastard
7:55 AM: [A]ngel: leave my groucho marx stash be
7:55 AM: [A]ngel: assholes
…seriously.
The saga known as “givekzachance”
[17:41] * quiche is now known as ParryPers
[17:41] <ParryPers> I’m A WEEPING VAGINA
[17:41] * Jeeebus is now known as quiche
[17:42] <quiche> I’M GOING TO GIVE JEEEBUS PREM
[17:42] <ParryPers> good idea quiche
[17:42] <ParryPers> you should do it
[17:42] <ParryPers> and tell him to stop calling me
(We kept the changed nicks, me as quiche, and quiche as Parry)
Later that day…
[17:55] * kzABSENT has joined #srkgd
[17:56] <ParryPers> no fucking hippos
[17:56] <ParryPers> no fucking turboman
[17:56] <kzABSENT> what the
[17:56] <kzABSENT> turban man going ssj3
[17:56] <kzABSENT> dg make me an av
[17:56] <ParryPers> dg hates you
[17:56] <ParryPers> ask quiche
[17:57] <kzABSENT> what
[17:57] <kzABSENT> dg <3 dude
[17:57] <quiche> yea
[17:57] <quiche> i agree
[17:57] <kzABSENT> quiche
[17:57] <quiche> what?
[17:57] <kzABSENT> c’mon
[17:57] <quiche> no
[17:57] <kzABSENT> C’MON
[17:57] <quiche> I HAT EYOU
[17:57] <quiche> HATE!!
[17:57] <quiche> look at me
[17:57] <kzABSENT> u saw the fuckin av oc made u
[17:57] <quiche> i’m quiche
[17:57] <kzABSENT> AND U CANT MAKE ME A SIMPLE AV
[17:58] <quiche> i don’t know how to make avs
[17:58] <quiche> i swear
[17:58] <kzABSENT> ur bullshit down racist
[17:58] <ParryPers> LMAO
[17:58] <quiche> i’m not lying
[17:58] <kzABSENT> yeah ur only a fuckin mod in the damn imm
[17:58] <quiche> i swear on my mother and all that is holy
[17:58] <quiche> i don’t know how to make avs
[17:58] <ParryPers> can’t…breathe…
[17:58] <kzABSENT> quiche stfu
[17:58] <|DG> whos kz
[17:58] <kzABSENT> dont be racist
[17:58] <ParryPers> kz2000whateverthefuck
[17:58] <|DG> oh
[17:58] <|DG> that nig
[17:58] <kzABSENT> dg
[17:58] <kzABSENT> DO IT
[17:58] <|DG> hello!
[17:59] <kzABSENT> DO IT MAN
[17:59] <kzABSENT> and parry its a fuckin six
[17:59] <quiche> do what?
[17:59] <kzABSENT> proceed to 1st grade and learn how to count plz
[17:59] <ParryPers> kz2000whateverthefuck6 then
[17:59] <kzABSENT> HIPPOS
[17:59] <|DG> wtf
[17:59] <kzABSENT> VS TURBOMAN
[17:59] <kzABSENT> ssj3
[17:59] <kzABSENT> now
[17:59] <quiche> what are you talking about
[17:59] <quiche> seriously
[17:59] <kzABSENT> I DONT HAVE A 2 IN MY NAME
[17:59] <quiche> i have no idea
[17:59] <kzABSENT> quiche
[17:59] <quiche> hippos???
[18:00] <quiche> turboman??
[18:00] <kzABSENT> i hate you.
[18:00] <quiche> WHAT.THE.FUCK?
[18:00] <|DG> quiche sucks at making avs
[18:00] <kzABSENT> no lie
[18:00] <quiche> yeah i’m garbage
[18:00] <quiche> here’s a few examples of my work
[18:00] <|DG> you realize zandwich makes them all and gives them to quiche
[18:00] <|DG> they have this big scheme going
[18:00] <|DG> to confuse people
[18:00] <kzABSENT> does this zandwich come here?
[18:00] <|DG> no
[18:00] <ParryPers> I hear quiche doesn’t even have photoshop
[18:00] <kzABSENT> i’ll ask him
[18:00] <kzABSENT> fuck
[18:00] <quiche> i don’t
[18:00] <quiche> i use paint
[18:00] <|DG> ask him and he’ll tell you lol
[18:00] <kzABSENT> i heard quiche doesnt even have a comp
[18:00] <quiche> no i have acomp
[18:01] <quiche> HOW AM ON IRC THEN STUPID
[18:01] <THXWORTH> parry, whats ur real name again?
[18:01] <|DG> actually zand would probably deny it
[18:01] <kzABSENT> quiche stop
[18:01] <|DG> he always does
[18:01] <quiche> here’s an av i made for worthless
[18:01] <kzABSENT> stop now
[18:01] <THXWORTH> hubert?
[18:01] <ParryPers> Casey
[18:01] <|DG> hubert
[18:01] <|DG> haha
[18:01] <|DG> hubert cumberdale
[18:01] <ParryPers> dammit
[18:01] <|DG> milford cubicle
[18:01] <quiche> http://img525.imageshack.us/my.php?image=worthlessg9qu.gif
[18:01] <quiche> this was a RE request
[18:01] <kzABSENT> quiche ur a d-bag. U make a ridunculous request like the whole sf2 cast being eating and u cant make an av with hippos
[18:02] <kzABSENT> going ss2
[18:02] <kzABSENT> thats bs man
[18:02] <ParryPers> god damn you suck quiche
[18:02] <Masha> oh shit
[18:02] <quiche> jill vs zombie
[18:02] <Masha> anyone remember dream?
[18:02] <kzABSENT> …seriously
[18:02] <|DG> you almost became a JILL sandwich
[18:02] <quiche> kz
[18:02] <quiche> i made no such request
[18:02] <quiche> you’re just crazy
[18:02] <quiche> …seriously
[18:02] <kzABSENT> quiche oc linked me the damn thread
[18:02] <kzABSENT> no homo for u
[18:02] <|DG> he didnt even request it
[18:02] <quiche> no i seriously didn’t make that request
[18:02] <|DG> OC just made it
[18:03] <|DG> for no reason
[18:03] <quiche> hahah
[18:03] <quiche> hahah
[18:03] <quiche> ok i’ve had my fun
[18:03] * quiche is now known as Jeeebus
[18:03] <|DG> ugh
[18:03] * ParryPers is now known as quiche
[18:03] <Jeeebus> lmao
[18:03] <quiche> rofl
[18:03] <kzABSENT> OMG
[18:03] <|DG> haha
[18:03] <kzABSENT> WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[18:03] <|DG> owned.
[18:03] * kzABSENT HEADS EXPLODE
This doesn’t change anything. Quiche, do the right thing and make the av.