[11:47] <Patri0ts> be my wife Nishiko
[11:47] <Nishiko> Why me?
[11:47] <norcalafk> steven
[11:47] <Jeeebus> unless you’re into that sort of hing
[11:47] <norcalafk> i think you mispelled bronson when you typed [nishiko]
[11:47] <norcalafk> thanks
[11:47] <Patri0ts> Nishiko: cuz i must have you, you’re beautiful
[11:47] <Patri0ts> you’re personality is great
[11:47] <Jeeebus> she are personality is great?
[11:47] <[A]ngel> and you ahve a BAGINA!1
[11:47] <Patri0ts> lolz
[11:47] <Nishiko> rofl
[11:47] <Patri0ts> you have a great personality
[11:48] <[A]ngel> you cant fuck personality
[11:48] <Patri0ts> personality is key to relationship
[11:48] <ParryPers> Pryde knows
[11:48] <ParryPers> thats why I married my wife
[11:49] <ParryPers> I want to hang out with her forever
[11:49] <[A]ngel> cool
[11:49] <ParryPers> and she was hot that was a cool + to.
[11:49] <Patri0ts> attraction is only important in teh beginning
[11:49] * [A]ngel losers
[11:49] <Patri0ts> that’s all
[11:49] <ParryPers> I mean I probably still woulda married her if she was an assface
[11:49] <[A]ngel> so you can just let yourself go
[11:49] <ParryPers> Maybe not
[11:49] <Patri0ts> damn
[11:49] <[A]ngel> after you get in a relationship
[11:49] <Patri0ts> i got rejected by Nishiko
[11:49] * peaces has joined #srkgd
[11:49] <Jeeebus> <[A]ngel> you cant fuck personality
[11:49] <Jeeebus> hahahahha
[11:50] <Nishiko> I didn’t say anything yet. I’m still thinking about it.
[11:50] <ducky> pryde
[11:50] <ducky> you homewrecker
[11:50] <ducky> that shit is so shady
[11:50] * norcalafk has quit IRC
[11:50] <ducky> trying to steal my girl behind by back
[11:50] <Patri0ts> FUCK
[11:50] <Nishiko> rofl
[11:50] <Patri0ts> he saw
[11:50] <ducky> dirty dirty
[11:50] <Patri0ts> FUCK HE SAW
[11:50] <Patri0ts> damn u didn’t answer on time Nishiko
[11:51] <Nishiko> It’s hard to give a definite answer without promises, y’see
[11:51] <Patri0ts> but ducky is a whore
[11:51] <ducky> you are so fucked up, pryde
[11:51] <ducky> i thought we were homies
[11:51] <Patri0ts> >_<
[11:51] <ducky> and now you try and pull some shady shit like this
[11:51] * ducky shakes his head
[11:51] <Patri0ts> but Nishiko is a rare diamond on the market
[11:51] <[A]ngel> lawl
[11:51] <ParryPers> !quote
[11:51] <Nishiko> rofl
[11:51] <ducky> S1CNishiko: Damn
[11:51] <ducky> S1CNishiko: Pryde just asked me to marry him, rofl
[11:51] <ducky> duckyliciouz: …
[11:51] <ducky> duckyliciouz: that home wrecker
[11:51] <ducky> S1CNishiko: It’s in the channel right now
[11:51] <Patri0ts> hahahaha
[11:52] * Nishiko looks innocent.
[11:52] <Patri0ts> Nishiko!!!
[11:52] <[A]ngel> rofl
[11:52] <Jeeebus> TEH DRAMA!!!
[11:52] * Patri0ts Lantis
[11:52] * Patri0ts is now known as Lantis
[11:52] <Lantis> bqahahaha
Looking up Lantis user info…
[11:52] <Lantis> …
[11:52] <ParryPers> LIKE SANDS THRU AN HOURGLASS
[11:52] <Lantis> i feel dirty already
[11:52] <ParryPers> SO GO THE DAYS OF #SRKGD
[11:52] <Jeeebus> Lantis is ~Pryde@c-24-60-201-155.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
[11:52] <MikeyPoo> lolol
[11:52] <ducky> pryde… you are soooooo off my buddy list
[11:52] * Lantis is now known as Patri0ts
<OCisROFL> Viscant.
<OCisROFL> how did it feel to be fat and a monster?
<Ex_Matt> damn
<RoseDQ8> that was a horrible thread
<RoseDQ8> and i had the sudden urge to work out my triceps
<Ex_Matt> randomly just blew a massive load
<RoseDQ8> i get home yesterday and the first thing serp says
<RoseDQ8> “you should probably check srk”
<Ex_Matt> haha
<RoseDQ8> that’s never good news
[1:43am] <06+Phae> RC come here and rub my back plz
[1:44am] <13@NineAFK> rub her back
[1:44am] <13@NineAFK> "rub her back"
[1:44am] <13@NineAFK> (through her insides)
[1:44am] <06+Phae> sure
[1:44am] <06+Phae> well no
[1:44am] <04@RoninC> rubs Phae’s back
[1:44am] <06+Phae> i have my period that shit don’t help
[1:44am] <06+Phae> well
[1:44am] <06+Phae> it does
[1:44am] * @RoninC Rubs Phae’s neck
[1:44am] <06+Phae> but i don’t want a guy near me like that
[1:44am] <06+Phae> damnit RC no cybering in public
[1:44am] <@NineAFK> take that to a PM
[1:44am] <@RoninC> What kind of neck did you think I was talking about!!!
[1:44am] NineAFK (NineT9@pool-71-112-132-184.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net) is now known as NineT9
[1:45am] <@RoninC> The one connected to your clit?
[1:45am] <+Phae> there’s more than one?
[1:45am] <@NineT9> take your hand off my penis
[1:45am] <+Phae> that aint a neck
[1:45am] <+Phae> >_o
[1:45am] <@RoninC> SWEET JESUS, WE’RE JUST FRIENDS!!!111
[1:45am] <xero18> friends have benefits
[1:45am] <xero18> friends have benefits
[1:46am] <+Phae> !!!11
[1:46am] <+Phae> yeah
[1:46am] <@NineT9> phae offers a whole benefit package
[1:46am] <TheReno> lol
[1:46am] <xero18> always good
[1:46am] <+Phae> benefits like he’ll hold my hair when i’m puking from drinking too much
[1:46am] <TheReno> Colbert Report is amazing, even on the rerun
[1:46am] <+Phae> not much hair to hold though, i got short hair
[1:46am] <@NineT9> he’s in to hair pulling
[1:46am] <@NineT9> don’t worry
[1:46am] <@RoninC> And her holding my penis when it’s hard.
[1:46am] <@RoninC> BUT WE’RE JUST FRIENDS.
[1:46am] <xero18> lol looks like he didnt get the premium deal
[1:46am] <+Phae> O_O
[1:46am] <+Phae> WHAT
[1:46am] <TheReno> CRAZINESS
[1:46am] <+Phae> YOU TAKE THAT BACK
[1:46am] <@RoninC> Then take your hand off of it. GOD
[1:46am] <+Phae> …
[1:47am] * +Phae takes her hand back.
[1:47am] <@NineT9> phae
[1:47am] <@NineT9> c’mon now
[1:47am] <@NineT9> calm down
[1:47am] * @RoninC puts dick away
[1:47am] <06+Phae>
[1:47am] <04@RoninC> Jesus. You people and the crazy shit you think.
[23:38:59] <ParryPers> nighty nite merdoc
[23:39:04] <merdoc> and may god bless ya all
[23:39:11] <-- merdoc has quit (God Bless You All.)
[23:39:25] <ParryPers> I gotta tell him he’s a dork on AIM
[03:29am] Jeeebus: is slash drunk?
[03:29am] Amazed-: I’
[03:29am] RoninZzZ: If Nish is giving it up to Mike, I dont mind. Mike is gangsta.
[03:29am] Amazed-: I’ve been reading the forums a bit lately but
[03:29am] muffdaddy: v me ronin
[03:29am] Nishiko: I’m giving it to no one.
[03:29am] RoninZzZ: You’re not missing anything.
[03:29am] Amazed-: they’re not what they used to be it seems
[03:29am] Amazed-: yeah
[03:29am] VSLASH: you didn’t give, you recieved
[03:29am] You were granted voice by RoninZzZ.
[03:29am] VSLASH: you recieved everything
[03:29am] muffdaddy: <3 transplant
[03:29am] VSLASH: in and out, all over
[03:30am] RoninZzZ: Shit man, it’s good to know you’re alive and kickin’ though.
[03:30am] Amazed-:
[03:30am] Amazed-: yeah it’s been too long
[03:30am] Amazed-: I missed the angry whit eman
[03:31am] Amazed-: and his disagreeable but loveable mexican sidekick
[03:31am] Amazed-: points at Ever
[03:31am] VSLASH: ever is an indian
[03:31am] Ever: you just missed athan
[03:31am] Amazed-: lies
[03:31am] RoninZzZ: Yeah, he’s always disagreable, but god damn, can he mow a lawn
[03:32am] Amazed-: high five Ever
[03:32am] Amazed-: hi52u
[03:32am] Jeeebus: and sneak across borders
[03:32am] VSLASH: he can pick some mean ass fruit too
[03:32am] Jeeebus: don’t forget the border sneaking
[03:32am] VSLASH: and he can build really good tee pees
[03:32am] Bleetness is now known as Sleepness.
[03:32am] Ever: and steal white women from you white bastards
[03:33am] Amazed-: yes
[03:33am] Amazed-: the funny part being that when you say steal
[03:33am] Amazed-: you mean shotgun-to-the-face-get-in-the-back-of-the-god-damn-van-now-bitch
[03:35am] VSLASH: so yeah
[03:35am] VSLASH: titties
[03:35am] VSLASH: http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2069/charactersketch135lj.jpg
[03:35am] Amazed-: did you draw that
[03:35am] VSLASH: yes
[03:36am] Amazed-: that’s fucking good
[03:36am] VSLASH: it’s a work in progress for a character design, if you think it sucks tell me why so I can fix it
[03:36am] Amazed-: make her sluttier
[03:36am] VSLASH: she’s the cute non slut
[03:36am] VSLASH: go to www.carinfrog.com
[03:36am] Amazed-: non slut
[03:37am] VSLASH: http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/553/chunlisketch9qi.jpg here is a slut picture
[03:41am] Amazed-: LOL
[03:41am] Amazed-: LMNFAO
[03:42am] Amazed-: o rly
[03:42am] VSLASH: ya rly
[03:45am] Amazed-: I cant wait till emma watson is 18
[03:46am] Amazed-: it will make me feel less disgusting
[03:46am] Jeeebus left the chat room. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[03:47am] Amazed-: slightly
[03:47am] Amazed-: I guess…
[03:47am] VSLASH: she probably gives some mean muggle head
[03:48am] Ever: lol
[03:48am] WORTHL3SS: i made a new crappy av
[03:48am] VSLASH: you suck worth, go kill yourself
[03:48am] WORTHL3SS: thanks
[03:49am] VSLASH: I tell it like it is
[03:49am] WORTHL3SS: i have a lot of shields @@
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: i’ve never seen them before today
[03:50am] VSLASH: who cares
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: i do
[03:50am] VSLASH: go kill yourself with the shields
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: ;:
[03:50am] VSLASH: I’m sorry
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: but i can’t
[03:50am] VSLASH: do you want to hug ?
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: no it’s ok
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: sniff
[03:50am] VSLASH: okay
[03:51am] Masha: http://www.pandora.com/?cmd=tuner
[03:51am] VSLASH: if you ever want to hug
[03:51am] VSLASH: we can hug all day
[03:51am] Masha: check that thing out its good
[03:51am] Masha: !
[03:51am] WORTHL3SS: thanks slash
[03:54am] santa-cka joined the chat room.
[03:54am] santa-cka was promoted to operator by raz0r.
[03:54am] Amazed- was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[03:54am] santa-cka set a ban on !lksjfd@CPE----.nsw.bigpond.net.au.
[03:54am] Amazed- was kicked from the chat room by santa-cka. (kthx)
[03:55am] Nishiko: Heh
[03:55am] santa-cka removed the ban on !lksjfd@CPE----.nsw.bigpond.net.au.
[03:56am] santa-cka set a ban on !@CPE-.bigpond.net.au.
[03:56am] VSLASH: <3 nish
[03:57am] Nishiko: Oh, sure
[03:57am] VSLASH: <3 Nish
[03:57am] santa-cka: btw that stays on
[03:57am] santa-cka: that ban
[03:57am] santa-cka: the aussie faggot can have a few weeks in time-out
[03:57am] VSLASH: for just banning you ?
[03:59am] R_O2_F: lol boondocks is gonna be tight
[03:59am] Masha: nobody checked out that site?
[03:59am] santa-cka: out of the blue, yes
[03:59am] santa-cka: had I actually DONE something I wouldn’t care
[03:59am] R_O2_F: well I hope it is
[03:59am] VSLASH: and he’s banned for a couple of weeks now ?
[03:59am] WORTHL3SS: pandora masha?
[03:59am] santa-cka: but I was watching a movie while this happened
[04:00am] WORTHL3SS: it’s great
[04:00am] WORTHL3SS: i already use it
[04:00am] WORTHL3SS: dasrik came on awhile back and posted the link
[04:00am] RoninZzZ: well, we told him to unban you. He was fuckin’ around. So unban him. It ain’t that serious.
[04:00am] VSLASH: yeah
[04:00am] VSLASH: calm the e anger
[04:00am] VSLASH: with your e power trip
[04:00am] Masha: haha
[04:00am] VSLASH was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:00am] santa-cka set a ban on !VSlash@n-w-.dorm.temple.edu.
[04:00am] VSLASH was kicked from the chat room by santa-cka. (calm this)
[04:00am] RoninZzZ: cka’s just mad cause it’s like -30 where he lives.
[04:00am] Masha: every reggae song starts with the same drumroll
[04:00am] santa-cka: anybody else wanna be a hero
[04:01am] RoninZzZ removed the ban on !VSlash@n-w-.dorm.temple.edu.
[04:01am] RoninZzZ removed the ban on !@CPE-.bigpond.net.au.
[04:01am] AC-bed was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] av2k was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] AzNSkater was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Buktooth was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Derez- was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] epsilon- was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Ex_Matt was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] FMJaguar was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] juDDzZz was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Kai_ was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Masha was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] You were promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Nishiko was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] NLIIsleep was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] ParryGONE was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] PBalla was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] philmcfly was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] rollwduy was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] R_O2_F was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Sleepness was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] The_Reno was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Warpticon was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] WildKitty was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] WORTHL3SS was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Sleepness: Thanks for the @ incompatible encoding
[04:01am] Zak-Sleep was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] AC-bed was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] av2k was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] AzNSkater was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] BoytoyJay was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Buktooth was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Derez- was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] ducky was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] epsilon- was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Ever was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Ex_Matt was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] FMJaguar was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] juDDzZz was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Kai_ was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Masha was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] You were demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Nishiko was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] NLIIsleep was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] ParryGONE was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Patri0ts was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] PBalla was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] philmcfly was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Pryde was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] raz0r was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] rollwduy was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] RoninZzZ was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] santa-cka: lol wrong trigger
[04:01am] santa-cka set a ban on !@CPE-*.bigpond.net.au.
[04:01am] RoninZzZ: Chill out, man.
[04:01am] Ever: damn
[04:01am] santa-cka: right
[04:01am] santa-cka: now back to my movies
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS was granted voice by WORTHL3SS.
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: i got voice
[04:02am] Ever: op me worthless
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS:
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: so you can de op?
[04:02am] R_O2_F was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] Sleepness was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] The_Reno was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] Warpticon was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] WildKitty was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] Zak-Sleep was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: crap
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: lol
[04:02am] Nishiko: Damn, teased with ops again.
[04:02am] RoninZzZ: CKA, what the fuck?
[04:02am] Ever: should have done it
[04:02am] santa-cka: should I /cycle now?
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: damn
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: your right ever
[04:02am] VSLASH joined the chat room.
[04:02am] R_O2_F: wtf I got ooped for a minute
[04:02am] R_O2_F: could I get voiced plz
[04:03am] santa-cka: fuck it
[04:03am] AC-bed was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] av2k was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] AzNSkater was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] BoytoyJay was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Buktooth was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Derez- was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] ducky was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] epsilon- was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Ever was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Ex_Matt was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] FMJaguar was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] juDDzZz was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Kai_ was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Masha was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] You were promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] VSLASH: hahah what the hell happened, is cka having an mIRC period ?
[04:03am] Nishiko was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] NLIIsleep was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] ParryGONE was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Patri0ts was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] PBalla was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] philmcfly was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] VSLASH: calm down
[04:03am] Pryde was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] raz0r was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] rollwduy was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] RoninZzZ was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] R_O2_F was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Sleepness was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Sleepness: Thanks for the @ incompatible encoding
[04:03am] RoninZzZ: White ain’t right! incompatible encoding
[04:03am] The_Reno was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] VSLASH was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Warpticon was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] WildKitty was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] WORTHL3SS was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Zak-Sleep was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Nishiko: Hehe
[04:03am] santa-cka left the chat room.
[04:03am] WildKitty was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:03am] Masha left the chat room. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[04:03am] R_O2_F: lmao
[04:03am] Nishiko: rofl
[04:03am] R_O2_F: damn
[04:03am] WORTHL3SS: as long as i have v+
[04:03am] VSLASH: hahah I remember the last time I did this
[04:03am] VSLASH: I got banned
[04:03am] WORTHL3SS: lol
[04:03am] santa-cka joined the chat room.
[04:03am] santa-cka was promoted to operator by raz0r.
[04:03am] VSLASH: now everyone is op’d !
[04:03am] VSLASH: weee !
[04:03am] santa-cka set a ban on !@versuscity.net.
[04:03am] santa-cka left the chat room.
[04:03am] Nishiko:
[04:04am] AC-bed was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] av2k was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] AzNSkater was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Buktooth was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Nishiko: Mmkay
[04:04am] Derez- was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] ducky was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] epsilon- was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Ex_Matt was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] FMJaguar was demoted from operator by Ever.
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[04:04am] Topic changed to “cka through a bitch fit because I called him out, now we are all op’d !” by VSLASH.
[04:04am] R_O2_F: well I’ve felt how it’s been to be an OP
[04:04am] WORTHL3SS: sooo can i get teh auto voice?
[04:04am] Topic changed to “cka threw a bitch fit because I called him out, now we are all op’d !” by VSLASH.
[04:04am] VSLASH: lol
[04:04am] Nishiko: We were.
[04:04am] muffdaddy: that was a short-lived experience
[04:04am] R_O2_F: ya
[04:04am] Topic changed to “cka threw a bitch fit because I called him out, we were all op’d, it was teh funny !” by VSLASH.
[04:04am] R_O2_F: Ya it was
[04:05am] VSLASH: I bet he like huffed away from the computer
[04:05am] WORTHL3SS: i should have de-oped everyone including myself lol
[04:05am] R_O2_F: lmao
[04:05am] VSLASH: like shit, mIRC isn’t that important
[04:05am] R_O2_F: I know
[04:05am] RoninZzZ: … wtf just happened?
[04:06am] R_O2_F: CKA had a bitch fit
[04:06am] VSLASH: and the only person who ruins it on a routine basis is Darkside Phil
[04:06am] R_O2_F: and oped everyone
[04:06am] VSLASH: yeah cka went crazy lays
[04:06am] VSLASH: because I was like <VSLASH> hahah what the hell happened, is cka having an mIRC period ?
[04:06am] WORTHL3SS: thankfully we could control the urge to not ban each other
[04:06am] RoninZzZ: … alrighty.
[04:06am] RoninZzZ: What a weird night
[04:06am] muffdaddy: cka got DANGEROUSLY CHEEZY!!!
[04:06am] VSLASH: HAHAHHAAH !
[04:07am] VSLASH: tuff ftw !
[04:07am] R_O2_F: I think cka banned himself though
[04:07am] VSLASH: we can unban him
[04:07am] WORTHL3SS: he committed e-suicide
[04:07am] Topic changed to “cka threw a bitch fit because I called him out, we were all op’d, it was teh funny ! <muffdaddy> cka got DANGEROUSLY CHE” by VSLASH.
[04:07am] R_O2_F: LMAO
[04:07am] R_O2_F: e-suicide
[04:07am] Topic changed to “cka threw a bitch fit because I called him out, we were all op’d, <muffdaddy> cka got DANGEROUSLY CHEEZY!!!” by VSLASH.
[04:07am] WORTHL3SS: what a crazy night
[10:58pm] <@BoytoyJay> i’m wearing my star wars boxers
[10:58pm] <@VSLASH> it’s my friends
[10:58pm] <+OCisROFL> Holy shit.
[10:58pm] <@BoytoyJay> it says “it is useless to resist” on the ass
[10:59pm] <+Nishiko> And you claim you don’t want it up the ass, Jay. Come on, just admit you prefer it there.
10:42 AM: Irennicus: Yeah, my g/f plowed me
10:42 AM: Irennicus: That was interesting
10:43 AM: Masha: thats brutal man whats wrong with you?
10:43 AM: quiche: I’m not sure why a girl would wanna do that
10:43 AM: Masha: how did it happen iren?
10:43 AM: quiche: I mean, that’s like fucking a chick after dipping your dick in novocain
10:43 AM: BoytoyJay: wait
10:43 AM: BoytoyJay: wait wait wait wait wait
10:43 AM: BoytoyJay: YOU LET YOUR COSPLAYER GIRLFRIEND
10:43 AM: BoytoyJay: PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS
10:43 AM: BoytoyJay: CONFIRM?!?!?!
10:44 AM: quiche: iren isn’t pussy-whipped
10:44 AM: quiche: he’s strapon-whipped
10:44 AM: quiche: lol
10:44 AM: BoytoyJay: did you enjoy it?
10:44 AM: BoytoyJay: i mean, was it something that you would do again?
10:45 AM: BoytoyJay: god how much alcohol did she feed you
10:45 AM: Irennicus: Holy shit
10:45 AM: Irennicus: This chat is always dead
10:45 AM: ducky: stop the homo strap on talk plz
10:45 AM: BoytoyJay: to think “letting her ream my virgin ass is ok"
10:45 AM: Irennicus: And I come back
10:45 AM: Irennicus: And BAM
10:45 AM: ducky: only dead when i’m not in the shit
10:45 AM: Irennicus: Yeah
10:45 AM: BoytoyJay: no
10:45 AM: Irennicus: I’d do it again
10:46 AM: BoytoyJay: why???
10:46 AM: quiche: did she pay you?
10:46 AM: Irennicus: Because honestly, it’s not THAT uncomfortable
10:46 AM: Irennicus: And the makeup sex afterwards
10:46 AM: Irennicus: Is the BOMB
10:46 AM: Irennicus: Seriously
10:46 AM: BoytoyJay: ???
10:46 AM: Irennicus: It’s a fetish of hers
10:46 AM: Irennicus: She knows I don’t like it overly so
10:46 AM: Irennicus: So afterwards
10:46 AM: Irennicus: It’s whatever I want
10:46 AM: ducky: …
10:46 AM: BoytoyJay: the horror
10:46 AM: BoytoyJay: the utter horror
10:46 AM: quiche: …so this happens on a regular basis?
10:46 AM: Irennicus: Not really
10:47 AM: Irennicus: It’s happened like three times
10:47 AM: Irennicus: In the past half year
10:47 AM: BoytoyJay: what turns her on about this?
10:47 AM: BoytoyJay: like…does she enjoy seeing you humiliated?
10:47 AM: Irennicus: I don’t pretend to understand
10:47 AM: BoytoyJay: i don’t get it
10:47 AM: quiche: so once every couple months, it’s ankle-grabbing time for iren?
10:47 AM: Masha: what size was it?
10:47 AM: quiche: …I don’t see what a chick would get out of it either…
10:48 AM: quiche: unless she doesn’t like you.
10:48 AM: Irennicus: Masha
10:48 AM: Irennicus: Not big by any means
10:48 AM: quiche: (9”)
10:48 AM: Irennicus: Try like half that
10:48 AM: quiche: 4.5"…
10:48 AM: quiche: wide?
10:48 AM: BoytoyJay: i wish you could see me right now
10:48 AM: Irennicus: Har har
10:48 AM: Masha: what about width?
10:48 AM: BoytoyJay: i’m huddled up in a ball in bed
10:48 AM: Masha: jerking it?
10:48 AM: BoytoyJay: almost sobbing in shared pain
10:49 AM: quiche: lol masha
10:49 AM: BoytoyJay: how could you let her do that?
10:49 AM: Irennicus: …this is going on #srkgd quotes, isn’t it?
10:49 AM: BoytoyJay: yes, but let’s continue anyways
10:49 AM: BoytoyJay: you must really be in love, man
10:49 AM: Irennicus: Fuck.
10:49 AM: Irennicus: Yeah, I am
10:49 AM: BoytoyJay: i must not know what love means or something
10:49 AM: BoytoyJay: cause i wouldn’t do that for anyone
10:49 AM: Irennicus: Like I said, I’m contemplating marriage
10:49 AM: quiche: this is even better if you see iren’s avatar while you read it
10:50 AM: BoytoyJay: just need to put a female face on it
10:50 AM: quiche: I’m on it
