KZ,you are an av jacking bastard :lol:
I made that av for you and you never wore it!
No you made it for me. (V1ru5) I wore it for a while actually then Dark Giygas made me one.:lovin:
Ahh, my apologies. I think worth was considering jacking it then. My bad 
And DG avs > *
i was gonna iirc 
Is that a terrible pun ? 
wtf, why was quiche posing as me. He is no where near my tier level.
I know.
I only stooped to your sean-esque level to fool around for a half hour. I would never want to be you for a long period of time.
…seriously.
omg but wai i rule at basketball promise.
<[A]ngel> my bad
<[A]ngel> jay
<[A]ngel> fuck her on top of the new tv
<[A]ngel> you know
<BoyToyJay> no
<[A]ngel> to break it in
oh shit. I like the new av-style, parry.
…seriously.
Stfu! 
<Irennicus> At least I’m not sleep-deprived, so I can be a sane individual.
<Irennicus> Oh who am I kidding, I’m going to go fuck some fruit.
[13:30] <Irennicus> So after breaking up with my g/f
[13:30] <Irennicus> I got really horny
[13:30] <blkdan> lol
[13:30] <blkdan> Expected
[13:30] <Irennicus> And I started thinking about fucking food products
[13:30] <ParryEAT> jerk off Iren
[13:30] <ParryEAT> DO A ORANGE
[13:30] <blkdan> …
[13:30] <ParryEAT> TRUST ME
[13:30] <Worthl3ss> lol
[13:30] <Irennicus> Is this normal?
[13:30] <blkdan> what the hell
[13:30] <ParryEAT> It cleans the penis
[13:30] <ParryEAT> and is juicy
[13:30] <ParryEAT> trust me
[13:30] <epsilon_> …
[13:30] <Irennicus> Parry
[13:30] <Worthl3ss> iren=Fruit fucker
[13:30] <Worthl3ss> lol
[13:30] <Irennicus> You are disgusting
[13:30] <ParryEAT> …
[13:30] <Irennicus> It’s AN ORANGE
[13:30] <Irennicus> Christ.
[13:30] <epsilon_> wouldnt your dick smell like orange the rest of the day
[13:31] <blkdan> lol
[13:31] <ParryEAT> YES
[13:31] <ParryEAT> CHICKS LOVE THAT EPS
[13:31] <Irennicus> epsilon, is that a bad thing?
[13:31] <ParryEAT> They will go down on you just for that
[13:31] <epsilon_> yes
[13:31] <Worthl3ss> orange wang
[13:31] <blkdan> Anyways
[13:31] <ParryEAT> They will be delighted to taste and smell orange cock
[13:31] <epsilon_> i perfer to smell like my own manly musk
[13:31] <ParryEAT> but women don’t
[13:31] <blkdan> …
[13:31] <ParryEAT> trust me
[13:31] <blkdan> Yeah, he’s right
[13:31] <Irennicus> epsilon, but you drink your own urine
[13:31] <Worthl3ss> lol
[13:31] <Irennicus> So it doesn’t matter
[13:31] <epsilon_> or theyll just say wtf why does your dick smell like orange
[13:31] <epsilon_> what are u gonna say
[13:31] <ParryEAT> I FUCKED
[13:31] <ParryEAT> AN ORANGE
[13:31] <epsilon_> “never mind that”
[13:31] <ParryEAT> NOW SUCK IT
[13:31] <Irennicus> I FUCKED AN ORANGE
[13:31] <epsilon_> lol
[13:32] <Irennicus> …Parry gives the best advice
[13:32] <ParryEAT> or “what…you like grape?”
[13:32] * Irennicus IrenORANGE
[13:32] <ParryEAT> they will be confused
[13:32] <ParryEAT> and go down anyway
[13:32] <Irennicus> Hahaha
[13:33] <Irennicus> …I think this should go into SRKGD quotes
[13:33] <ParryEAT> me to
[13:33] <ParryEAT> so people can know whats up
[13:33] <ParryEAT> with the orange
[13:34] <Irennicus> I was thinking about letting an apple rot in the sun so it gets really soft
[13:34] <Irennicus> But that would leave a bad smell.
[13:34] <ParryEAT> nah then it’s stinky
[13:34] <ParryEAT> yeah
[13:34] <ParryEAT> to much work
[13:34] <Irennicus> WHY DIDN’T I THINK ABOUT THE ORANGE?!
[13:34] <ParryEAT> just fingerbang the orange to get it nice and ready
[13:34] * Irennicus is now known as IrenORANG
[13:34] <ParryEAT> then enjoy
#srkgd presents : The general SRK Facts
ok you know the drill:
<martianla> fact: Viscant’s life was the inspiration for FFX-2
<Ex_Matt> fact: viscant had sex with nessa
<Masha> ex matt can i have sex with your my girlfriend at your place
<Jeeebus> wtf
<Jeeebus> did you just call matt your girlfriend
<Masha> uhh…
<OrangeCat> I’M GONNA GETCHA IT’S A MATTER OF FACT
<WildKitty> jay
<WildKitty> you like all the people
<WildKitty> noone else likes
<OrangeCat> I’M GONNA GETCHA IT’S MATTER OF TIME!
<Purrrfect> …
<Masha> im gonna getcha was shit too
<Masha> and Up
<Purrrfect> i have that song
<OrangeCat> Viscant only likes that song.
<Purrrfect> you’re a fine piece of real estate and i’m gonna get me some land
<Masha> her song writers must have bailed on her
<OrangeCat> becuase he wishes Shania was nessa.
<Purrrfect> i don’t know what that even means
<OrangeCat> and she’s going to get him.
<Purrrfect> but it turns me on
<Purrrfect> and that’s foul foul foul
<OrangeCat> he wants her to get him.
<Masha> Shania is still hot as fuck
<OrangeCat> I loved Shania in her “Man I feel like a woman” video.
<OrangeCat> so fucking hot.
<Purrrfect> YES
<OrangeCat> strip tease.
<Masha> yes
<Purrrfect> i was singing that in the hotel room at ecc
<Purrrfect> and like all 10-15 other people went running for the hill
<Purrrfect> god i was hot then
<Purrrfect> i had green hair that year
<Jeeebus> <-- doesn’t phear it
<HigherJin> duh
<Jeeebus> <-- phears sneakupslaps
<phears_it> I DO.
<phears_it> hey jeebus
- phears_it waves
<Jeeebus> o
<Jeeebus> i’m doing time attack now - Orangecat has joined #srkgd
<Jeeebus> you know the one where the hidden vitals are on the hand?
<Jeeebus> wtf - Orangecat sneakupslaps jeebus
- Jeeebus 's brain just exploded
First day back in #srkgd in a while and this happens. Kindly pay attention to the highlighted line.
[01:01:08] <Viscant> there hasn’t been hardly any snow in the mountains by my parents’ place
[01:01:14] <Viscant> so i’m going hiking
[01:01:24] <Viscant> it’ll be like…first time in my life i can go hiking in february
[01:01:31] <Viscant> i kinda want to see what everything is like out of season
[01:01:36] <Viscant> but still, a whole weekend
[01:01:38] <Viscant> it’s gonna be hell
[01:01:41] — Viscant is now known as RoseSLEEP
[01:01:43] <Nishiko> So, you’ll go hiking while the bears are coming out of hibernation and…
[01:01:43] <Ever> with christine?
[01:01:55] <RoseSLEEP> THERE ARE NO BEARS IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
[01:02:00] <RoseSLEEP> actually i have no idea
[01:02:04] <RoseSLEEP> christine is sick right now
[01:02:08] <Nishiko> …wow, Jay’s gonna get cornholed by bears.
[01:02:12] <RoseSLEEP> i’m going by her place tomorrow morning
[01:02:15] <R_O_F> LOL
[01:02:19] <RoseSLEEP> if she’s not up to it we have to leave without her
[01:02:26] <RoseSLEEP> and nish, your furry fantasy is just creepy
[01:02:30] <RoseSLEEP> WHY WOULD YOU THINK OF BEAR BUTTSEX
[01:02:34] <Nishiko> I’m not the furry here, remember?
[01:02:36] <RoseSLEEP> NORMAL PEOPLE THINK OF ME GETTING EATEN BY A BEAR
[01:02:42] <RoseSLEEP> BUT YOU THOUGHT OF BEAR RAPE
[01:02:46] <RoseSLEEP> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
[01:02:48] <RoseSLEEP> anyways, night
[01:02:50] <Nishiko> Bears raping you, yup.
[01:02:57] <RoseSLEEP> (i missed you)
[01:03:04] <Nishiko> Because, according to you, nobody can help themselves in your presence. That would include bears.
[01:03:06] <R_O_F> night have a good nightmare of bears and nessa jay =]
[01:03:08] <Nishiko> ^.^
[01:03:18] * Nishiko pats Jay.
Nish = 1, Viscant = 0wned. By his own admission.
Welcome back, and he did.
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