Favorite #SRKGD quotes

Fuck that shit. Taichi should be banned.

<epsilon_> believe me
<epsilon_> im the perfect man

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    <BalloonFi> are you rich?
    <epsilon_> no, but i will be
    <BalloonFi> strike 1
    <BalloonFi> are you black?
    <epsilon_> yes
    <BalloonFi> strike 2
    <epsilon_> :frowning:

–Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

so, when do you guys hang out there?, I was in there earlier, but it was empty…

You were probably in the wrong server.

Make sure you’re on an EFNet server. The channel always has at least 20-30 people in it. Whether people are talking or not is random and dependent on work/school/porn/whatever the fuck most of these degenerates do with their day.

–Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

In #capcom… but ownage enough to make it here.

<Visexy> flu passes sexually, yes
<Visexy> although if you’re close enough to sex her
<Visexy> you were gonna get it anyways
<insanelee> can you like
<insanelee> just punch the sickness out of her?
<Philth> that only works if theyre pregnant

<merdoc2> i boned ph…nvm’

[13:20] <Bleetness> where does your wife work parry
[13:21] <ParryPers> My wife works for a bankrupcy (sp?) firm
[13:21] <[A]ngel> a likely story
[13:21] <Bleetness> awkward…
[13:21] <Jeeebus> bankruptcy
[13:21] <Bleetness> say you go bankrupt
[13:21] <Bleetness> will she handle it?
[13:21] * Jeeebus starts filing the bankruptcy claim

<Viscant> i look like a butch lesbian right now

[02:28] <Viscant> OMG OMG I JUST BROKE 2:30
[02:29] <Viscant> YESSSSSSSSSS
[02:29] <Viscant> FLESHLIGHT I LOVE YOU
[02:29] <Ever> that’s nothing

AM.

2:30.

AM.

<Taichi> BalloonFi…
<BalloonFi> Hello
<Taichi>B l oo Fi
<BalloonFi> ?
<Taichi> BLOOFY!

I’m sorry padawan, but you are not ready to have quotes posted into the #SRKGD thread of greatness as of yet.

while true, I did not want that lost to the ages…

Indeed.

Be patient. Your time will come.

I liked the new guy’s “ARE YOU OK?!? SARCASM WOLF!”

<Irennicus> I grew up in the ghetto
<Irennicus> It was so bad
<Irennicus> Sometimes, we would have to drink our own urine to get by
<Irennicus> Then we learned to use the faucet.
<Irennicus> <3 education
<Jaeaway> Iren I do
<OrangeCat> LOL

<Pryde> IS IT ME?
<Pryde> OR IS EVER ALWAYS ANGRY!??!!?
<Bleetness> yea
<Lantis> Yes he is
<Lantis> He’s always being pushed down
<Hiryu> Yes, Ever is always angry.
<Pryde> IS IT ME
<Pryde> OR DOES EVER
<Pryde> ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT COCKS
<Hiryu> True.
<Bleetness> true
<Pryde> true
<OrangeCat> EVER DOESN’T EVER SMILE.
<Pryde> see
<Lantis> He talks about cocks and Nessa
<Pryde> confirmed
<Hiryu> Ever does mention a lot about penis.
<Lantis> He is really jealous about Viscant
<Hiryu> And foreign objects Jay uses for pleasure.
<Hiryu> Like he’s SUPER interested.
<Hiryu> Says it at least ONCE per day.
<Lantis> HE EMBRACES THE T.HAWK PERSONA
<Pryde> I’M SORRY
<Pryde> IT’S TIME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
<Hiryu> Face it, Ever. I’m the closest one in here to you, man.
<Hiryu> …You’re gay.
<Bleetness> OWNED
<Pryde> LOLZ

<Viscant> “this girl would be awesome…if only she had a bigger cock than me”
<OrangeCat> the only reason that you’d want to fuck your own clonse
<Philth> <Nishiko> Quick, someone clone a shemale Jay <-- you could have just said “Jay”
<OrangeCat> *clone
<Viscant> no because it would be a GIRL jay
<Viscant> a jayna
<OrangeCat> and a female one at that.
<Philth> bazing
<Nishiko> This is true, Phil
<OrangeCat> is to FULLFILL YOUR INCEST FANTASY.
<Viscant> I AM NOT A SHEMALE
<OrangeCat> YOU SEECK SONFABEESH
<Viscant> and YES I WISH I HAD A SISTER TO FUCK
<Nishiko> lol
<Viscant> IS THAT SO WRONG??

OC

<@Viscant> i have ass for weeks
<@Ever> you have ass for weeks?
<@Ever> i’m not with weeks on this one

[23:39:08] <Philth> I beat children
[23:39:18] <Viscant> good shit