[23:49:09] <OrangeCat> http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2726203&postcount=259
[23:49:12] <Ever> and justin
[23:49:45] <Viscant> ok
[23:49:49] <Viscant> the beginning of that
[23:49:54] <Viscant> is a complete and total suggestive lie
[23:50:06] <Philth> at least my bazing is in that
[23:50:06] <OrangeCat> Fuck you…you know what you want.
[23:50:08] <OrangeCat> and you want it now.
[23:50:09] <Nishiko> Damn, beat me to it, OC.
[23:50:11] <OrangeCat> SISTER FUCKING
[23:50:14] <Viscant> I WANT A PRETTY GIRL
[23:50:16] <Nishiko> Except I was going to quote the whole thing
[23:50:21] <Viscant> AND SINCE I AM A PRETTY BOY
[23:50:25] <OrangeCat> LOL
[23:50:26] <Viscant> A CLONE OF ME WOULD BE A PRETTY
[23:50:36] <OrangeCat> You are fucked up man. She’d look like a crack addict.
[23:50:42] <Viscant> lies
[23:50:44] <OrangeCat> albeit a faintly pretty pale one.
[23:50:46] <OrangeCat> but still.
[23:51:10] <Nishiko> No, she’d look like Nessa. If you look at a picture of Nessa’s face, then Jay’s, you’ll see they’ve got the same facial structure, especially in the jawline.
[23:51:13] <Viscant> SHE WOULD BE SEXY
[23:51:17] <OrangeCat> Seriously.
[23:51:18] <Viscant> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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[23:51:23] <Viscant> THAT IS A TOTAL BOLD-FACED LIE
[23:51:27] <Nishiko> Seriously, OC. Look at them.
[23:51:28] <OrangeCat> THIS…IS HOW THE FEMALE VISCANT WILL LOOK LIKE: http://scriptoriumofsam.bizland.com/howard_clint.jpg
[23:51:28] <Viscant> NESSA IS A MONSTER
[23:51:30] <Viscant> I AM A SEXY JAY
[23:51:34] <Ever> a female jay?
[23:51:38] <OrangeCat> lol
[23:51:39] <Ever> isn’t that redundant?
[23:51:43] <OrangeCat> No.
[23:51:47] <OrangeCat> it’s like a paradox.
[23:51:49] <Ever> yea that
[23:51:50] <Nishiko> Now, now, no insulting the proper womankind, Ever
[23:51:55] <Ever> sorry nish
[23:51:59] <Nishiko> I forgive you.
[23:52:04] <Philth> see, ive got the power of capslock, when I use capslock you must respeckt it
[23:52:12] <Philth> when Jay uses caps, he looks desperate
[23:52:13] <Ever> i respect nothing
[23:52:24] <Ever> but <3 phil
[23:52:24] <Viscant> …
[23:52:27] <Ever> cause phil is psycho
[23:52:30] <Philth> dont make me unleash the raw fury of capslock
[23:52:47] <Nishiko> Just this once, <3 Phil too.
[23:52:50] <OrangeCat> And didnt’ Philth like beat Viscant in some sexy posing contest?>
[23:52:54] <Nishiko> Hell yeah
[23:52:55] <Ever> yes
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[23:53:01] <OrangeCat> TRT
[23:53:02] <Nishiko> Phil had the better ass.
[23:53:04] <Ever> lol
[23:53:05] <Philth> UNGH! I knew I one that
[23:53:07] <OrangeCat> SUP.
[23:53:09] <Philth> won*
[23:53:10] <Viscant> WTF
[23:53:12] <Viscant> OH MY FUCKING GOD
[23:53:13] <Viscant> WHAT
[23:53:13] <TRTerror> hullo
[23:53:14] <Viscant> THE
[23:53:14] <Viscant> FUCK
[23:53:16] <Viscant> OH MY FUCKING GOD
[23:53:18] <Viscant> I WON THAT
[23:53:19] <Viscant> FAIR AND SQUARE
[23:53:21] <Nishiko> Did not.
[23:53:23] <Viscant> YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MAD I AM
[23:53:27] <Viscant> I AMS SERIOUSLY FROTHING RIGHT NOW
[23:53:28] <OrangeCat> HEY VISCANT.
[23:53:30] <Viscant> I WON I WON I WON I WON
[23:53:31] <Ever> you lost
[23:53:34] <Nishiko> I think Phil has a better ass. Deal.
[23:53:41] <Viscant> OMFG
[23:53:43] <OrangeCat> YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT “WIN” BUTTON THAT S.KILL TALKED ABOUT IN HIS “CHEAPNESS” ARTICLE?
[23:53:44] <Viscant> YOU ARE NOT A STRAIGHT WOMAN
[23:53:48] <OrangeCat> THE ONE WHERE YOU PRESS IT…AND YOU WIN?
[23:53:54] <Viscant> i am the sexiest man alive
[23:53:58] <Viscant> you cannot fucking deny this
[23:53:59] <Nishiko> Of course I am. I don’t find you attractive, Jay.
[23:54:02] <Viscant> nish, you fucking lesbian
[23:54:02] <OrangeCat> WHOEVER PRESSES THAT BUTTON INSTANTLY PWNS THE OTHER PERSON?
[23:54:05] <OrangeCat> I’M GOING TO PRESS IT NOW.
[23:54:07] <OrangeCat> JAY
[23:54:07] <OrangeCat> FUCKED
[23:54:08] <OrangeCat> NESSA
[23:54:12] <Viscant> I WON THE FUCKING POSE-OFF
[23:54:14] <Viscant> PHIL GAVE UP
[23:54:23] <Nishiko> Phil didn’t want to look retarded. I can’t blame him.
[23:54:23] <Viscant> I WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WONW O WON WON WON WON WONW ON
[23:54:29] <Philth> I had to go beat up that fat guy
[23:54:39] <Viscant> you got depressed after getting destroyed by me
[23:54:43] <Viscant> it’s ok, it happens to everyone
[23:54:47] <Viscant> <— winner and STILL champion
[23:54:49] <Philth> thats why I was laughing
[23:54:58] <Viscant> “the ladykiller”…Jaaaaaaaaaaay Snyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyder
[23:54:59] <Viscant> …
[23:55:01] <Viscant> …
[23:55:03] <Viscant> Snyder!
[23:55:14] <Derez-> jay
[23:55:16] <Nishiko> Yeah, because they all turn to stone when you look at them.
[23:55:17] <Ever> shit RU held phil back
[15:28:51] <epsilon-> whats another word for poor
[15:28:54] <Viscant> black
[15:28:59] <epsilon-> lol
[15:29:00] * Nishiko backhands Jay.
[15:29:01] <epsilon-> a good one
<Phae> me and ducky are gonna get married one day
<Phae> or in an alternate universe
<Phae> he’s gonna work
<Phae> and i’m gonna cook dinner
<Sleepness> you cant
<Sleepness> hes married to nishiko
<Phae> DUCKY YOU CHEATIN ON ME
<Phae> OMG
<Phae> 
<Pryde> <Phae> DUCKY YOU CHEATIN ON ME
<ducky> i’m single
<Pryde> yes he is
<Pryde> with me
<ducky> THAT WAS A ONE NIGHT STAND
<ducky> I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO KEEP THAT BETWEEN ME AND YOU
<Pryde> phae: don’t worry, he’s moaning your name all night long
<Pryde> when we had the butt seks!!!
<Pryde> is ducky’s penis black?
<ducky> Pryde - you should know
<ducky> lol
<Pryde> ducky has aids
<Pryde> ll die soon
<Lantis> Why do you always hook up with closet gays, Phae?
<Phae> who cares it tastes good
So… closet gays now have a taste favorable to Phae?
…
…I’m just gonna walk away slowly from the modem.
…
…And then turn it off.
…
…kthx.
The man with all the porn gets all the women.
Aren’t you in different time zones?
[22:05] <Nishiko> You prefer baggies. This is not sane, this is desperate.
[22:05] <Derez> that would kinda be rad
[22:05] <Gandido> not all the time.
[22:05] <Gandido> hahahhaa
[22:05] <Gandido> that would be kinda odd, D
[22:05] <Viscant> who needs a baggie when you have a fleshlight
[22:05] <Gandido> Who names his fleshlight Patti Mayonaise.
[22:06] <Viscant> dude, that’s about the color it is
[22:06] <Viscant> and mayonaise being a pun
[22:06] <Viscant> it makes sense
[22:06] <Gandido> You named it after a character in ‘Doug’.
[22:06] <Viscant> and like you wouldn’t have hit that
[22:06] <Gandido> A NICKELODEON CARTOON.
[22:06] <Viscant> she was a total cocktease
[22:06] <Viscant> DUDE
[22:06] <Gandido> Look.
[22:06] <Viscant> you just know she was playing doug and fucking roger behind his back
[22:06] <Viscant> that’s just beyond debate
[22:07] <Viscant> i’m just slamming that shit for great justice
[22:07] <Gandido> I don’t get off on a cartoon character.
[22:07] <Viscant> NEITHER DO I
[22:07] <Gandido> I’d much rather be trying to slam Nishiko out of celibacy.
[22:07] <Viscant> i put up real porn while i’m “training”
[22:07] <Derez> i’d name the fleshlight Topanga
[22:07] <Viscant> …she’s mean
[22:07] <ducky> hey hey hey
[22:07] * Nishiko blinks at Gan innocently.
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[22:07] <Derez> from boy meets world, she is hotness
[22:07] <Viscant> sexing nishiko seems dangerous
[22:07] <Nishiko> <3 ducky
[22:07] <ducky> everyone feels the need to hit on my girl
[22:07] <ducky> wtf
[22:07] <ducky> Derez
[22:07] <Viscant> i imagine nish beating the hell out of her boyfriend/sex partner
[22:07] <ducky> you like topanga?
[22:07] <Nishiko> You imagine wrongly, Jay.
[22:07] <Derez> hells yea
[22:07] <Viscant> and growling all evilly “satisfy me or die”
[22:07] <Gandido> Viscant.
[22:07] <Viscant> for some reason you’re wearing a white gi top
[22:07] <Gandido> There’s a difference between ‘beat-up pain’
[22:08] <Viscant> but you have black panties on
[22:08] <Nishiko> OMFG
[22:08] <Gandido> and ‘massochist pain’
[22:08] <ducky> [link removed]
[22:08] <Viscant> that doesn’t match and doesn’t make snese
[22:08] <ducky> lol
[22:08] <Nishiko> JAY HAS FANTASIZED ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH ME
[22:08] <Viscant> I HAVE NOT
[22:08] <Nishiko> YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
[22:08] <ducky> a porn site from a topanga look alike lol
[22:08] <Viscant> WHERE DID I SAY THAT I WAS THAT GUY
[22:08] <Viscant> I JUST SAID THAT’S HOW I SEE IT
[22:08] <Viscant> YOU SICK FREAK
[22:08] <Nishiko> [01:08:06] <Viscant> for some reason you’re wearing a white gi top <-- HYPOCRITE
[22:08] <Viscant> DON’T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH
[22:08] <Viscant> once again
[22:08] <Viscant> i never said i was the guy you were beating/sexing
[22:08] <Viscant> just that’s how it was
[22:08] <Nishiko> BUT YOU PICTURE IT
[22:09] <Nishiko> SAME THING
[22:09] <ducky> even worse, jay
[22:09] <Viscant> …
[22:09] <ducky> you were having a fantasy of me and nishi
[22:09] <ducky> you sick fuck.
[22:09] <Viscant> …
[22:09] <Viscant> my stomach hurts a lot right now
[22:09] <Viscant> i’m 100% serious
[22:09] <Gandido> you KNOW this whole day is going on the srkgd thread
[22:09] <Nishiko> Shit yeah, Gan
[22:09] <Viscant> i hate you all
[22:09] <Nishiko> LOL
[22:10] <Viscant> as long as it’s quoted exactly though
[22:10] <Viscant> it will prove that i never fantasized about that
[22:10] <Viscant> it’s not even a fantasy
[22:10] <Viscant> just a vision
[22:10] <ducky> …
[22:10] <Viscant> fantasy implies arousal
[22:10] <ducky> you had a vision of me and nishi?
[22:10] <Viscant> NO
[22:10] <ducky> that’s still horrible
[22:10] <Nishiko> You. Pictured. It.
[22:10] <Viscant> IT WAS AN UNNAMED GUY AND NISH WAS FROTHING EVILLY AND BEATING HIM
[22:10] <Nishiko> Rivers in Egypt, again
[22:10] <ducky> i mean, i’m pretty sexy, so i can understand that i am included in a lot of fantansies
[22:10] <Viscant> IT WASN’T ME
[22:10] <Nishiko> Lies.
<PPerson> F
<PPerson> U
<Bleetness> hi
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<[A]ngel> try thegay scene
<PPerson> I already did
<PPerson> It left me feeling … open, and…well homosexual.
<[A]ngel> raw and sticky?
<PPerson> Sure
<Reg_> hahaha
<Reg_> perry is bicurious
<[A]ngel> i think i should make a thread on srk about this chick
<[A]ngel> so i can gather up an army
<Reg_> lets have the srk myspace people attack her
<Bleetness> haha
<[A]ngel> to flame the fuck out of her
<[A]ngel> lol
<Bleetness> you know what av is funny
<Bleetness> the OC av with terry
<Bleetness> where its like "He Beat Geese
<[A]ngel> and d.dark
<[A]ngel> ?
<Bleetness> and it shows the duck from duck hunt
<[A]ngel> lol
<[A]ngel> oh teah
<[A]ngel> yeah
<Bleetness> that shit is funny as hell
**<PPerson> I’ve fucked a guy before, sure. **
<Reg_> OMG
<[A]ngel> um
Best believe it.
[11:31] <RoninC> DUCKY, yes, I want it.
[11:31] <RoninC> GIVE IT TO ME BABY
<Viscant> i would fuck a donkey
<Viscant> in fact after reading Daddy’s post
<Viscant> i think i want to try
<Viscant> always wear a condom when you fuck the donkey
<Viscant> donkey smells better
<Viscant> a dolphin can massage you from inside
<Viscant> their vaginal muscles are that strong
<Viscant> i want to find out O_O
Viscant is slowly morphing into the new Bloody…
<+ParryPers> Lets talk about UltraD’s penis.
<+ParryPers> I hear it’s spade shaped
<@Viscant> small talk, eh?
<@Viscant> rimshot
<+Lantis> …
<+ParryPers> …
<UltraD> hi-o!
<+ParryPers> KAAANNNAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAA!!!
<@Viscant> i’m here all week
<UltraD> in actuality I have a gigantic wang
<+Lantis> Ssssh
<+Lantis> Viscant will probably slobber
<@Viscant> …
<@Viscant> NOT GAY
<+ParryPers> UltraD when we say 6, we mean inches, not MM’s, so …you might want to re think the “I gots a huge dong” statement
<UltraD> what about when we say 8
<+ParryPers> When we say “8” we really mean “lying sack of shit”
<+ParryPers> So please
<@Viscant> lol
<+ParryPers> continue
<+ParryPers> dude how big is ur wang
<+ParryPers> omg you weren’t gonna say 8 were you.
<UltraD> nope
<UltraD> I was just wondering
<+ParryPers> K cuz 9 is “I have a super small wanker”
<+Bleetness> what if we say 7?
<ShaftAgen> has there ever been someone to own up on their small wang?
<+Bleetness>
<+ParryPers> My wang is 6.3 MORE THEN MY WIFE CAN HANDLE
<@Viscant> i once knew a guy who admitted to having a 4 incher
<+ParryPers> Why would you admit that?
<@Viscant> well didn’t admit to it as much
<+ParryPers> Like anyones ever gonna see it
<@Viscant> as was noticed in the shower
<+Bleetness> WTF
<+Lantis> …
horrible
<D-dorms> reading comics
<D-dorms> gettin ready to blow my g/f
UCR_Jesse (~dude@68-190-202-27.dhcp.rvsd.ca.charter.com) is now known as UCR_Poker
<V1ru5AFK> shemale?
<D-dorms> PLOW
<D-dorms> i mean
D-dorms=Derez
<ParryPers> haha
<ParryPers> joke is on you guys
<ParryPers> I turned of the quote script
LOL!
beaner
you fail
How so?
your name is bleet
you fail at everything.