The fallout is too great.
OC
Fuckin’ priceless.
<3
OC.
Great to see #srkgd is still the same.
How can I check what my firewall blocks?
Depends on your router/software firewall. Ask in the computer help thread.
[8:29pm] <@Visexy> In moments of panic, Jay has been known to remark: “What would Godzilla do?” Since the answer is always “eat a busload of schoolchildren”, whatever Jay ends up doing seems OK by comparison.
Hey check this out.
Haha Why did he vote for that?
[15:42:57] <Visexy> http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?products_id=72&osCsid=9e49d4318a4c03f58a40e8dc48eb0136
[15:43:00] <Visexy> ^ that’s what i got
[15:43:33] <cka> you know what
[15:43:38] <cka> go play with your toy, stop talking in here
[15:43:43] <Visexy> it’s not here yet
[15:43:45] <Visexy> otherwise i would
[15:43:58] <cka> get a soup ladel and pretend
[15:44:15] --> worthlss (worthless@c-65-96-8-30.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #srkgd
[15:44:23] <worthlss> sup all
[15:44:47] <dano13> http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?products_id=44&osCsid=9e49d4318a4c03f58a40e8dc48eb0136
[15:44:48] <dano13> WHOA
[15:44:53] <cka> god damn viscant with the clones there
[15:45:45] <Visexy> yeah that ultra tight insert is like “8 year old girl tight”
[15:45:54] <dano13> haha
[15:45:56] * Nishiko blinks. It comes with boxing gloves?
[15:45:57] <dano13> cosign
[15:46:01] <dano13> and a jump rope
[15:46:12] <Nishiko> And you know what an eight-year-old girl feels like, Jay?
[15:46:14] <Visexy> i’m not sure if it does. i think that’s just an illustration
[15:46:22] <Visexy> because you use it for training
[15:46:27] <Visexy> see that’s what i plan to use it for
[15:46:32] <Visexy> if i can get up to say…3 minutes
[15:46:32] <Nishiko> For eight-year-old girls?
[15:46:35] <Visexy> there’s no woman who won’t want me
[15:46:43] <Visexy> it’s gonna take a lot of work
[15:46:50] <Visexy> but i figure that one special lady out there is worth it
[15:46:59] <dano13> you’re kidding right?
[15:47:06] <Visexy> yeah
[15:47:09] <Visexy> maybe 2.5 min is more reasonable
That poll is a lie. It was something having to do with Hillary Swank being hot, then OC changed it. That’s why all the others voted for it also, I think.
And I can’t wait for my fleshlight to get here. When it comes, I should make a review thread on SRK.
–Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com
<merdoc> dakota fanning is hot
[01:45:32] <ParryPers> mvc2demon: can you suck good dick? My wife is a shemale and needs a bitch
[01:45:34] <Philhigh> oh rats
[01:45:35] <Ex_Matt> too far to own you
[01:45:43] <Ex_Matt> u married bloofy parry ?
[01:45:49] <Philhigh> Ex Matt come to LA
[01:45:55] <mvc2demon> ParryPers, yes i can, but only yours, fuck your wife
[01:46:00] <Philhigh> I got players for you to play
[01:46:07] <Ex_Matt> haha
[01:46:15] <Ex_Matt> i’d play em if i had the loot to goto la
[01:46:15] <Philhigh> bring like 1000$
[01:46:32] <ParryPers> <mvc2demon> ParryPers, yes i can, but only yours, fuck your wife - IT’S ON YOU LIVE IN HOUSTON RITE AWESOME
[01:46:52] <ParryPers> Congress is in the process of passing a bill to clone Chuck Norris for military purposes. They want his genes, particularly because Chuck Norris’ eyes offer nightvision and 3x zoom capabilities.
[01:46:54] <mvc2demon> yes, I am alone in my room
[01:46:55] <mvc2demon> ASL
[01:47:07] <ParryPers> 12/F/CANADA NAME IS MATT
[01:47:25] <mvc2demon> wtf? I want a real man
[01:47:29] <ParryPers> Oh
[01:47:31] <musashii> ne1 wanna cYber?!?!
[01:47:47] * phae runs off to oekaki
[01:47:47] <mvc2demon> j/k ParryPers
[01:47:49] <Philhigh> 0mG Hi2u!!
[01:47:51] <Wolfwood> if i knew how to quote…
[01:47:53] <Philhigh> ASL??
[01:47:56] <Philhigh> ASL!?
[01:47:58] <ParryPers> I STROKE MY COCK AS YOU LICK MELTED CHICLETS OFF MY ASSCRACK
[01:48:02] <ParryPers> OMG LOL JAY KAY LOL
[01:48:03] <ParryPers> …
[01:48:04] <ParryPers> …
[01:48:06] <ParryPers> DOT DOT DOT
[01:48:27] <mvc2demon> ring ring ring rign ring ring ring bananan phone
[01:53:49] <ParryPers> OMG
[01:53:51] <ParryPers> NISH
[01:53:57] <Nish-Work> ?
[01:54:02] <ParryPers> YOU SO DIDN’T JUST DO THAT
[01:54:08] <Philhigh> THE ONE I LOVE, I HATE, BUT THE SEX IS GREAT
[01:54:16] <ParryPers> http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73096&page=10
[01:54:19] <Nish-Work> ^.^
[01:54:19] <Philhigh> that song ownses joo
[01:54:20] <ParryPers> OMG NOW I LOOK GAY
I’m not sure what he expected. This is SRK, after all. :bgrin:
[12:50am] <mvc2demon> yes, I am alone in my room
[12:50am] <mvc2demon> ASL
[12:50am] <+ParryPers> 12/F/CANADA NAME IS MATT
[12:51am] <mvc2demon> wtf? I want a real man
[12:51am] <+ParryPers> Oh
[12:51am] <musashii> ne1 wanna cYber?!?!
<duy_away> who wants to talk about feelings
<Kaiya> can it be gay feelings
<duy_away> sure
<duy_away> any feelings is good
<Kaiya> then sorry i can’t involve myself in this conversation
<duy_away> …
<duy_away> tricked
Bronson coming out of the closet.
Jeezus this is some good stuff…
now, somebody, PLEASE PM ME, and tell me EXACTLY how to get into chat…what I have to download, and exactly how to get into the SRK Chatroom…
I can’t miss this shit…one second longer…
um… get mirc from…
install…
run it… look for a folder with a hammer on it…
once the options come up… click on connect in the left box…
change the irc network to Efnet…
click ok…
then click on a folder with the # sign in it…
type #srkgd in the area that says enter name of channel youd like to join…
omg you just invited taichi. #srkgd R.I.P. 
srk irc chats are like the most off the wall convo’s that will make a 12 yr old with a.d.d and attention span of…oh hey look at the shiny gem weeeeeee
<Irennicus> You never answered a/s/l
<Irennicus> Fag.
<weak> mostly traps and magics were based on my deck
<Irennicus> You don’t get to talk.
<weak> o
<weak> immortal/male/hell
<Irennicus> TOO LATE
- weak has quit IRC
<Irennicus> lol
<Irennicus> He actually left.