For some odd reason, I want to give him a raspberry. 
A lot of you have a very rosy view of Asian parents and Asian food.
First of all, Weeks is right â Asian parents, provided they are rich, will literally force feed their kid, and will NOT hesitate to beat their ass if they donât eat. Again, first hand experience. They donât exactly force feed these kids small portions, fuck no. GIANT BOWLS OF FUCKING RICE. IF THEY DONâT EAT THEY WILL GET BEATEN, CRY, THEN EAT. AND IF THEY CRY WHILE EATING, THEY GET BEAT SOME MORE. Fuck Asian parenting.
Second, no, Asian food from Asian countries arenât any better than the fast food shit you eat here in the West, contrary to popular beliefs and generalization. Asian food there is every bit as oily, fatty, carb-densed and plain unsanitary. Yes, we only eat rice and veggies, if weâre dirty poor from the country side. Nutritional knowledge there is very, very primitive. As soon as they get some money, these people will feed their kids the same garbage here. Iâve seen toddlers here suck on bottles of SWEETENED MILK and Nestea. Diabetes and fucked up teeth all in one. But they donât know that. They think milk = healthy = tall babies. And god damn is it important to be tall here, but thatâs another story.
3rd, and the most infuriating of all, is yes, ASIANS DO EAT RICE EVERY FUCKING DAY. This is no silly stereotype. They worship rice. Honest to god, they think rice is a miracle food. You can literally eat a whole chicken, a bowl of soup, half a duck, drink 3 beers. But donât you ever tell them youâre full. Oh, no. I guarantee you that even after insisting you are full beyond capacity, they will offer you rice relentlessly. You tell them youâre full, theyâll give you that âWhat in the fuck, you got full without eating riceâ? Iâve been asked multiple times by different families with the same puzzled face: âHow can you get full without rice? Rice fills you up and makes you fullâ. Rice is breakfast, lunch, snack, dinner and desert.
Which is why I think as Asian countries become more develop, expect obesity to grow at a rapid rate. All that rice â empty, shitty, carb-densed calories â will fuck with your insulin and trigger obesity like crazy.
This has been very enlightening. Now that you mention it, Iâve been over to my Chinese friendsâ parents and they do always point towards the rice bowl every time I was finished and even when I declined, still filled it up with more rice. I thought they were merely trying to be polite and generous.
^ thats kinda how mexican parents are!
Get that paper= SNACKIN FOR LIFE!
damn, I didnât know asians were fed at gunpoint apparantly.
I always assumed Asians were skinner cuz it takes longer to eat with chopsticks than it does to inhale the garbage we eat with our hands and forks.
Sadly, I really REALLY want some fucking rice now.
Yeah im going to agree with thatâŚBefore i met my asian wife, i was the best shape of my life, i even had a 6 packâŚWe got married she a good cook but sure love to feed me even though i was already fullâŚShe would give me like 2 to 3 big plates of rice & whatever food she was makingâŚI had to finish every last grain & if i dont oh manâŚYou no rike my cook me no rike you sexâŚI gain about 100lbsâŚ
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Chinese parents will insist on giving you food, even if you decline. And they will force their kids to learn the piano.
this man knows the truth
hahahaha this made my night
I find this to be somewhat true. My parents didnât give a shit if I ate a ton or not, just that I did not leave 1 grain of rice in the bowl. If I did that, Iâd get my ass handed to me.
I believe this is becoming less true. (At least for Chinese people) Lots of Chinese dinners at restaurants come without rice now. I asked my Dad about this strange phenomenon and he said âWell the Chinese view is shifting⌠people think rice makes you more full, so lots of people choose not to eat rice so that they can eat more main dishes.â The last time I was in SF I had to ask the waiter for rice, because they assumed we didnât want any. To me, this is fucking blasphemy. Itâs not âchinese foodâ without rice. And Iâm not talking about General Tsai greasy fucking chicken shit or sweet and sour fatty pork. (Both of which donât come with traditional chinese dinners) Iâm talking about mushrooms and bak choi and tofu with shrimp.
weeks you donât understand asian culture! american parents are bad too!
Just to reinforce it again: Asian parents are fucking vicious when it comes to feeding babies. My little sisters got the wrong end of the chopsticks HARD many times when she would cry from force feeding. She was fucking barely 18 months old and you could see the chopstick welts on her chubby little legs. This was from her father, my stepfather.
As for me, I still remember getting slapped and berated as a kid for not wanting to eat frog legs. Fucking frog legs. Disgusting looking shit. But you donât say no to food, not to your Asian parents. Unless you want to get your ass beat. And by beat, we donât mean that pussified slap-on-the-butt nonsense. Youâre getting DAT chopstick or 5 across yoâ face. This was from my mom.
And then thereâs my cousin. He comes from a relatively rich family, so it was even more surprising to me when his dad gave him the coldest, meanest, do-not-fuck-with-me-son stare to his son for not finishing the rice on his plate. Keep in mind, this father also told me he came from dirt poor countryside, and vowed to never let himself starve again.
So yeah, in short, Asians donât fuck around when it comes to food.
Damn, this thread is disturbing. I can understand making sure your family is well fed, but this unhealthy force-feeding shit Iâm reading about is not cool at all.
Sometimes I get KOâd from Chinese food/takeout even when Iâm really hungry beforehand because they give so much of it.
If youâve ever wondered why Asian people can eat so god damn much despite their small size, now you know why. Weâve been trained to eat like that since we were babies. Our metabolism is on hyperdrive. Couple that with DAT RICE PADDY gene, and you got skinny people like Kobayashi who can eat 3 times the amount of food as your everyday obese American and still be under 150 pounds.
another lesson in asian culture:
Most people of asian descent are thin because, every 18 years, a baby is born and chosen by the oriental gods to carry the fat of all of its people.
so, on behalf of all skinny asians, thank you fat messiah baby!
also, his dick is huge.
This reminds me All this talk of forcefeeding reminded me of this travesty: BBC NEWS | Africa | Mauritaniaâs âwife-fatteningâ farm
Basically, young girls in Mauritania are being force fed to be fat because thatâs what the men see as desirable. So mothers with force their daughters to get fat by any means, right down to drinking uncurdled milk until they cry and if they throw it up they are beaten and forced to drink it again until it stays down.
Humans are so fucking stupid sometimes I swearâŚ
Originally I thought the wife fattening farms were kind of cruel, but then in our culture no one thinks anything of a bride starving herself to lose 25 lbs before her wedding. No matter the culture women will always suffer to be beautiful, women really are cursed.
Paint him gold and place in front of the buffet entrance.
The difference is wife fattening farms involve children who canât choose whether or not they want to be plump pretties.