I’m going to hell for posting this here. 
But that is rediculous. Ribs and rice? I didn’t have my first rib until I was 10. :shake:
I don’t think that kid see’s. He probably navigates by sense of smell, like a shark.
A really fat, Chinese shark
It looks like his face is eating the rest of his face. Kinda like his eyebrows are being drawn towards his fat gullet.
I know. I read that he eats 3 bowls of rice a meal, and he hates walking to school, so his mom fucking bikes him there (can you imagine dragging a 120 lb object with a bike???)
seriously, I’d break his hands like in Kill Bill, so rice becomes a challenge. And wtf, every child should walk to school.
He’s just big boneded.
so I would return this child for another one since it isn’t what they ordered…
It appears that China is its 4000 year history of vast knowledge and culture is no match for fast food.
damn yo…smh…
Lisa from Fresh Prince?
I wonder when he got to the point that he would cry because he was satiated? How much were they feeding hime before he became mordbidly obese? Most children don’t start like that, unless they have a neurulogical disorder.
On a funnier note:
Confucious say: eat some fucking vegetables.
Save me a spot on the bus.
…Now you know why.
-Starhammer-
haters gonna hate in the first pic… or they see me rollin!
haha, the first pic is awesome…
the third pic looks like the mom is about to battle a wild snorlax
looks like MODOK
you’re joking right? please tell me you’re joking
fucking chinese parents stuff their kids with food, i mean they make them eat NON FUCKING STOP, to the point where they literally beat the baby if they don’t want to eat
source: firsthand experience
WTF, they seem really proud. “He can eat rice 3 times a day” wth, they can’t look at him and see that he won’t live for very much longer?
P.S. I laughed.
so laughing at a fat slob who somehow managed to gain magical amounts of weight due to fucking RICE, and will have to have a wall knocked down in his house, and a forklift driven in, to get his lard ass to the hospital when he becomes the first toddler to have 4 heart attacks, will send me to hell?
pfffft, heaven has no chance 
seriously though, every human should laugh at tubby. He needs to learn the results of becoming a fucking sideshow freak
If only I could find that robot chicken skit about an obese superhero.
How can that kid even see. Thats all I want to know.
I’m still laughing about him smelling his way around the world like a shark.
i want to knock him over and roll him around
lordy this article/pics made my day
Parent’s should start working on emigrating to Japan and teaching the kid Japanese. He’d have a helluva career as a Sumo wrestler, and even get the chicks while he’s at it (not to mention give his parents a big fat retirement paycheck).
You guys are too funny.
Fat Buu if he was human, lines for eyes and everything.