Dumb criminals. The Thread

This thread needs a better class of criminal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdF7VgZNdG4
what a joker

I used to be top tier when it came to criminality.

:wtf: Really?

–Starhammer-

The get your hands off my penis guy needs a monocle.

He sounds familiar…

Dr B?

the guy who leaked GTA V gameplay who also got banned from XBOX LIVE… http://www.nowgamer.com/news/2077975/gta_5_leaked_gameplay_vids_hit_vine.html

well that idiot wrote down his own password on a piece of paper which he shared on Vine.

I guess the game got too real for him.

-Starhammer-

DAMN!! DMX out there Fuckin’ up again!!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/Shooting-spree-on-Washington-naval-base-leaves-13-dead/articleshow/22639756.cms

NOTE: Jokes aside, this is more disturbing than dumb. In other news, why did India’s news outlet pop up first with this? :confused:

-Starhammer-

Is this real?

That just cannot be real. Someone time stamp it to where Jimmy Kimmel pops out.

Not only is it true but…

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region_c_palm_beach_county/west_palm_beach/10000-dollar-bond-for-stefanie-woods-girl-scout-cookie-money-thief

Yeah, I’m waiting for this dumb bitch’s sex tape to come out.

-Starhammer-

Two brothers try robbing petrol station with a knife, cashier chases them away with his shoe and jam jar

Did you think it was over? DID YOU THINK IT WAS OVER!?!? :rofl:

…And then there’s this ignorant ass…

Originally posted by Muff Daddy in the SRK Lounge thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbvGwiBJ_O0

Yes folks. Stupidity can be a FATAL illness. Don’t let it happen to YOU.

-Starhammer-

The theory looks good on paper, but this kind of plan never really takes off.

-Starhammer-

You win. http://gifs.gifbin.com/reverse-1233928590_citizen%20kane%20clapping.gif I don’t care how fucking pissed off I get, stories like this will help me snap out of it. Like I said earlier, stupidity can be FATAL. They found out the HARD way.

-Starhammer-

That incident heated up really fast.

http://www.wpbf.com/news/south-florida/palm-beach-county-news/thief-steals-ipad-ipod-then-takes-selfies-with-them-investigators-say/-/8815578/22130848/-/vlj6k5/-/index.html

Lol just wow