http://news.yahoo.com/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-drug-charges-131606999.html
If the Scatman can’t do it, neither can you. :lol:
you arent lucifer
why would hell have itertnet
I have to play that now.
Hey look man. We all get a bad rap in life sometimes. Try changing your name. it might…
Looks at missing person’s news link again
…On second thought, you’re screwed. SORRY, ABOUT YO’ DAMN LUCK!!
…You…are going to take on Ned Flanders? YOU? Of all beings, YOU wanna get into this…with HIM?
Activates the “This one Does not know who he is fucking with” sign.
Also, found this. have at it…
http://now.msn.com/911-calls-made-to-report-cable-outage-in-fairfield-connecticut
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http://thefw.com/tags/dumb-criminals/
Some you know, some are new.
http://now.msn.com/getaway-car-runs-out-of-gas-100-yards-from-alleged-burglary
Dumb bitches. You deserve whatever happens to you in jail.
Oh yeah boy. You gonna squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel like a PIG!!! You can’t just go around kickin’ da poosay!!! Wut’s wrong wit’cha boy!?
http://now.msn.com/dmx-arrested-again-for-third-time-this-year
SMDH. Dammit man, why can’t you stay outta trouble? He was one of the few ‘gangsta’ rappers that I actually listened to.
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Don’t we already have a Florida thread? I should flag this.
http://now.msn.com/attempted-robbery-in-brazil-does-not-quite-go-as-planned
OH SHIT!!! :wow:
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What the fuck? I don’t know how I would react to that if I were to see it go down on the street.
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Dubbed version is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LF0IhyAasWw
I WILL GO SUPER SAIYAN NRRRGHHHHHHH!!!
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/porta-potty-peeper-luke-chrisco-pleads-guilty
Kind of a shitty way to try and meet women
http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/colo-potty-peeper-sentenced-to-3-years-in-prison
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: …Seriously?
EDIT: Damn. Alpha beat me to it by almost half a day. Strange it didn’t show up when I loaded the page. Aw well. It’s a shitty link anyways.
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haha, he got DOOKIED on… it’s like an episode of Jackass. “Hi, I’m Steve-O… and this…is the Poop-Cam” (*Jackass theme music starts) It never fails… any story involving shit cracks me up literally every time… like that story from the late 90s where some teens ran by a Walgreens and threw a bag of shit in the door…it exploded all over this woman who happened to obviously be in the wrong place at the wrong time. When I first heard about it I nearly died laughing…especially since they had security-cam footage of the situation. It’s times like that when I realize that I wouldn’t be able to make it as a news-anchor. I don’t see how they can keep a straight face when reporting something like that.
Jesus…as wild as it was, it was scarier than it was funny to me, I had a few instances where it almost came to that working drive thru.
I still laughed a bit. But still, God help me, I’d do what that nigga in New York did to that crazy who jumped the counter on him 2 years ago.
right click save as
lol, just randomly typed into google. Fat guy robbery fail, and BINGO!