Dude spray paints face in attempt to avoid da police! Guess the color he used

Bomberman3000 · March 17, 2015, 4:56am

And the first two guesses don’t count:

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A California man spray painted his face black “in an effort to camouflage himself” and evade police, a Madera Police Department spokesman told ABC News today.

But the “camouflage was ineffective,” the spokesman said.

The suspect, Jose Espinoza, 23, was arrested on Saturday night facing charges of possession of stolen property and theft of a vehicle, the spokesman said.

Espinoza fled the first time police arrived at his house, but he was successfully apprehended when he later returned to his home and was allegedly seen with black spray paint on his face, the spokesman said.

The spray paint bottle Espinoza allegedly used has been turned over as evidence, he added.

Espinoza was booked into Madera County Jail early Sunday, according to the jail’s records.

A court date during when Espinoza will be expected to answer to his charges is unknown, and it is unclear whether Espinoza has a lawyer.

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Pertho · March 17, 2015, 5:02am

Dude looks like he got bukkake’d by charcoal.

owattjacob · March 17, 2015, 5:25am

Looks like daffy duck after Elmer blasts his beak to the back of his head. “I’m a elk, shoot me”

StockyJam · March 17, 2015, 5:27am

wouldn’t it have been more effective to paint yourself white?
just sayin.

bypostman · March 17, 2015, 5:28am

couldn’t he afford a halloween mask?

Kwyjibo · March 17, 2015, 5:58am

Shoulda used lemon juice. It makes you invisible.

chadouken · March 17, 2015, 6:14am

He’s going to have a rough time in jail.

makmak · March 17, 2015, 6:26am

It’s Daffy Duck.

On topic:
He’s the dude playin’ a dude disguised as another dude!

owattjacob · March 17, 2015, 6:28am

Yeah I fucked up, still recovering from this flu lol

Weeaboo · March 17, 2015, 6:36am

I never would have thought the day will come when I would see a BROWN man trying to evade the police. . .by being black.

There’s an irony in that right?

The human race you keep impressing me, keep it up.

NickRocks · March 17, 2015, 6:55am

im sad he didnt get away with it, mad respect for the attempt

Shadow_Ace · March 17, 2015, 7:01am

the based god wouldn’t agree with someone pretending to be someone they are not, I question your loyalty

SpaceOutNightmare · March 17, 2015, 7:05am

He looks like Tom after that one time he tried to smash the exploding mouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLKDV-_SCBs

Wasted · March 17, 2015, 7:49am

So the cops CAN tell black people apart. Huh.

Negative-Zer0 · March 17, 2015, 10:11am

That’s like a Jewish person trying to escape the Nazis by pretending to be disabled.

NickRocks · March 17, 2015, 10:14am

how little you know

I was a robber, turned positive

The plans started out
One guy, one gun
Another person, so add one
Two people, one gun
One car they stole it from
An unknown, ride slow
One bottle of alcohol
Two people with bad thoughts
One time to lose it all
You never learn, you never fail
Never walk, you never crawl
Back to the subject
One lesson, two knuckle-heads
One listen to the other
They both robbing for the supper

if you aint a robber you aint gon feel this shit

angelpalm · March 17, 2015, 10:19am

I like that part where he disguised himself AFTER the crime. Like he was like “I just gotta wear this for the rest of my life, yeah this is a good plan.”

dab00g · March 17, 2015, 10:39am

He’s mexican

Mexicans will go to jail or get shot at. As long as you are brown you are target pracice.

BB_Hoody · March 17, 2015, 10:41am

I love how this dumbass actually went back to his home even though he knew police were waiting. Like you successfully fled from them, why wouldn’t you continue running?

Weeaboo · March 17, 2015, 11:32am

Lol damn didn’t even look at the name.

Its a shame he had to do that,I guess if you ain’t bright you ain’t right…