Dragon's Crown (Chun-li has been dethroned as Queen of Thighs)

Will be there

Will dive kick

Will relaunch

Will loop it over and do again.

I actually got bodied by the final boss on Infernal difficulty for a bit. I was a bit underleveled, too.

Just changed my strats a bit and smacked him up as usual, though :coffee:

The problem is the skeleton minions he summons. That shit’s a tad bit tricky on solo (no NPCs to assist). Had to time my swings so I’d get the invincibility frames when the dragon did some full-screen nukes.

Final ending is kinda meh, tbh.

Edit: Forgot to mention I streamed it. Still streaming it right now, actually: http://www.twitch.tv/swbeta

Anybody else go to jail for fucking with the villagers? lol.

Me and my bros went to jail. My bitchass sorceress using bro felt his sorceress was too pretty to go to jail tho.

Yuuuup. And for giving the scepter to the wrong guy the second time around.

Got stomped the first go against the dragon. Beat him flawlessly the second try when I stayed out of the air and just mashed the floor. Kinda bummed I wasted like 6 quests after I had already been maxed out. Oh well.

Get Akon’d 10 times and you get a trophy.

Saw the amount of posts rocket up in this thread and figured it was time I buy it. Friend and I split it 50/50, can’t wait till Friday when it arrives to play:O

Yo, sorry I never joined you last night Neesa. Im really bad about noticing messges. I didnt notice yours till 3 hours after you sent it.

Anyhow, did some chaining last night with a party of npc’s. Only did 5 or 6 dungeons though.

Just did an seven dungeon chain with me a host and random on the last two. I got 22 S rank items and capped put my level. What a wonderful run that was.

Btw. Meteor Swarm is still the hypest shit on the game as far as I’m concerned. Forget all that back-stabbing elf burst damage. Nothing is quite as anxiety-inducing and exciting as watching that beautiful man incant for stop long, only to finally MAKE IT RAIN!!

I figured it was time to buy it when I read the bullshit from Kotaku.

Seriously?

No one else has fought the giant fucking frog yet?

Fuck him. Frog pressuring you while the goblin mage casts slow + throws fireballs at you. Frog is like Jam Session assist without the refresh timer.

Goblin mage is public enemy #1.

I haven’t fought frogs yet, the fuck?

I may just be seeing things but I’m coming under the impression that there’s multiple versions of the boss that is chosen at random. I know you guys may pounce on and try and own me but I was fighting Warlock on hard last night. The very first time I fought him he was impossible, he summoned about 10 skeletons plus a doppleganger that instantly killed me >_>. The second time I fought him he did his usual pattern of flying around casting spells and shit and summoning a few skeletons. It’s like I ran into his asshole mode the first time around lol(the subsequent few times I fought him he fought normally too. I also noticed the same thing with Harpy where sometimes she’ll do her usual pattern of flying around and swiping and the other time she’ll be casting aoes out the ass)

Have you managed to knock down that lady yet? She’s fucking invincible to knockdowns so far.

I’ve fought frogs, and became one myself. But there’s a big one you can fight?

The goblin mages are a pain, but so is the elite goblin with the red cap. Dude has combos.

Totes need help on these B paths. I can’t do more of the Chaos lvls until I finish this next dungeon tier. Ugghhhh. Always get fhe bosses down, but they escape. So infuriating.

Goblin mages summon a giant frog that just keeps on coming, as well as 6-8 smaller frogs.

Basically the best assist call ever if you let him get it all on screen. He stays behind them and casts magic at you while the frogs lock you down; if he casts slow as well it’s one helluva trap. Got myself wiped on my first attempt at Hard by his ass (2nd encounter, Harpy stage).

On ps3 you already know I’m in.

I think if you don’t kill him right away, after he casts his circle of frogs spell he’ll upgrade them into the giant one.

After that I don’t know, offed him as soon as I saw that ridiculous shit.

The elite goblin is a real motherfucker I tell you, hits like a truck, doesn’t flinch at all, and has combos.

I wish you could ride the owlbears.