Dragon's Crown (Chun-li has been dethroned as Queen of Thighs)

Nobody here was talking about you, not me anyway. Feminism is older than Custer’s Revenge, right? Women and men making a nuisance of themselves in video game-related topics, under the guise of gender equality or some other noble excuse (like starving Foxconn slaves etc.) is fairly new… or hasn’t really been this goddamn annoying.

MY BODY IS READY. Maybe even leady.

I honestly thought this game was canceled or something, given that there has been no news about it for a long time now. Thank god that is not the case. VanillaWare = DA GAWDS. I can’t wait for this shit.

Any news on an ETA for a US release?

Okay, okay, I fucking give in already. Take me, Matriarch. TAKE ME!

… Oh yeah… Before I forget… what yo feet look like, girl? :wink: :tup:

So…

Fighter = tank
Mage = Mage
Dwarf = Rogue/Thief(!)
Amazon = Ranger/Thief(!)
Sorc = Enchanter/CC/Necro
Elf = Utility/Bard (of the not so spoony variety…)

Sounds good so far. I need those thighs… I mean this game!

There are rumors of August IIRC.

That was a long answer to a question nobody asked.

  1. If 9 sentences is too long for you, you probably shouldn’t be attempting to communicate on a text based medium.

  2. I get tired of people stereotyping feminists, and if I want to express that, I will, whether you ask or not.

  3. No one asked for any of your comments either.

Well, we’ve established that you can count.

Release date is 8/26. Muramasa Rebirth comes out 6/25…I was so ready to import.

Man my rust ram would get destroyed by that thick wall called the amazons thighlands.

From reading the descriptions, the Dwarf sounds like my type of character. I love grapple characters in Beat’em ups.

Damn completely forgot about this. Will cop day one. My cock throbbed for a sec after watching the trailer @Taito posted again. Need dat Elf

Mr.X posted these over on Skullheart. They can be found on tumblr.

Amazon butt jiggle.

vanillaware’s animation is so mesmerizing…all those different parts moving. I would love to see a dev diary on some of their processes that they go through.

It’s not really animation, they’re pictures cut up and pasted on a “skeleton” that moves each part around. But there’s definitely animation here and there so it doesn’t look like cheap a Flash or smartphone game. Sick as hell either way. Somebody should make a fighting game with the same technique (I almost did!)

Epidemic. Bro. Don’t @ me with shit like that while posting from the downlow capital of the USA with that moist Kobe picture. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I love my GIRL and I’m trying to patch shit up with HER, justsaiyan.

Wait what? How do you consider that “not really animation?”

Serious or trolling, cause Tataki in that other thread has me all confused.

It’s a “marionette” technique. The sprites aren’t animated frame-by-frame except for small details.

Cant wait to play as the Elf.

I love huge breastsess like the next man but Got damn that Sorceress is over the top. I wouldn’t be surprised if that hoe had an idle animation where she tips the fuck over.

In the world of fiction, this almost never happens. Big tits weigh nothing for the woman they’re attached to.

Even applying movements to a 3D model is considered animating. Unless those sprites grew minds of their own and started moving of their own accord, it’s still animating.