(Capable of making tier 5 Golems. Sees a row of four crates)
Me: Awesome! Time for my creation to go to work.
(Elf and Fighter proceed to randomly break all the crates with bashes and cartwheels)
Me:…The FUCK!!!
That BS aside, Meteor Swarm is the slowest, most satisfying move I’ve done in a game in a long time.
PSN is AwesomeBlackGuy whoever cares to add me.
that is WORD FOR WORD what almost happened to me. It ate me down to the last LP. In the end, DAT-ASS…was the last one standing.
this description is almost dead on with me. Change sweats for…well, you don’t need to know that. 
"One does not simply log into gamefaqs…Without trolling them fiercely.
At least you’re not like me. Everytime I use the dive kick, I hear Adon approving in the background screaming,“Jaguar!! Jaguar kick!! JAGUAR REVOLVER!!!” Also, grabbing higher level bone piles to help you win is basically FTW, even if they ARE borderline stupid under the A.I.s mindless thrall.
Finally got to meet this Death God everyone keeps talking about. Is it me, or does NOBODY bother remembering what they had to go through early in the game? That and all the commentary? Is that poor narrator just wasting his breath?
Narrator:“The wraith cannot be killed. It canot die due to the fact that it is death itself. You should leave this room and find another way to win!! THAT DAMN THING IS KICKING ALL YOUR ASSES!!! RUN AWAY DAMMIT!! IT’S…Are you numnuts even listening, or are you going to keep getting bodied in a small room by the grim reaper? He IS winning you know…Oh, I give up. Keep on dying. You probably didn’t buy the game to see the ending anyway, did you?”
-Starhammer-
GameStop has under stocked on this game and it’s sold out in prett much all of them.
I just DL’d it off of PSN.
Cheaper and more efficient than a disc anyway.
I don’t really want/need the art book, there’s enough unlockable art in the game for me.
I started an amazon alt and am really enjoying her so far. I love running and kneeing bitches in the face to see them go flying. Can anybody recommend good skills for her? War paint is obviously a must, but I’m not sure what attack skills are worthwhile.
Do you find you get hit out of Meteor Swarm a lot? I’m hesitant to grab it on my wizard because of the slow cast speed.
Warpaint, Berserk, Deadly Revolve, Punisher(Overlap), Brandish are your bread-n-butter, max those out then the rest is personal pref
edit: For Bellona, I’m maxing the above skills as well as adrenaline, iron will, and incite rage. I put a point in neck splitter(although I prefer ground chain(as should you for dps) neck splitter is nice for getting in that extra bit of damage on downed enemies). I also put one point into parry just to have it as a skill
for common skills I put a point in nutritionist, and will be maxing empty pockets. I saw some amASSzons are maxing evade too, but I don’t see a need for putting a ton of points into evade(Not that evade is a useless skill, I actually love to use evade and deadly revolve to get myself close to an enemy that has flown away in a matter of seconds).
edit: If I have enough points left at max level I’ll also max out Max HP(so that I have a higher baseline for when Adrenaline kicks in)
I primarily focus on: adrenaline, berserk, and the commons.
I made a mistake in adding another level of evade. And now the practical use of my dive kicks have fallen through a tad.
I wish I could respect my amazon.
No, don’t focus on the common skills, Amazon does most of her damage through her ground chain combo, so Berserk/War Paint/Overlap/Brandish/Deadly Revolve(super quick ease of movement+attacking and her best way to deal with opponents that ground chain won’t work on i.e. flying enemies)
Only real common skills of use imo is Nutritionist and Deep Pockets(Though I also like Max HP due to me liking Adrenaline and wanting to use Incite Rage and Iron Will to maximize low hp dps)
The Amazon really does not need a ton of points in evade(I haven’t even put one point in it), deadly revolve+double jump(or deadly revolve+ base evade along with a point in parry) are more than sufficient
also:
You can get two respec potions through the Labyrinth of Chaos
edit: Reason I like Max HP is due to Adrenaline only procing at 15% of health iirc(whenever your health starts flashing), this can get really dicey so having a higher baseline for 15% can only help.
Don’t really care bout Deadly revolve, I don’t really use my poleaxe for anything other than power smash, I use punisher two I just mindlessly omitted it.
Ah I see if you’re going mostly barehanded I can see you skipping it, but points in deadly revolve are much more useful than points in evade imo(just my opinion though you keep on buttslamming. Also if you’re going to forego poleaxe don’t bother with parry either. Ammy can still do serious damage barehanded(though zerking with a weapon will obviously get your higher dps) but with berserk/warpaint/overlap you’ll still be kicking the shit out of bosses literally)
Oh yeah speaking of power smash I really don’t see much point in putting points into that skill that increases power smash/ground slam, there’s other skills you can prioritize. BUT if you’re foregoing any weapons than the power smash booster could be useful
edit: In your case I’d max adrenaline and also get incite rage and iron will. Layering those together with warpaint(and you’ll have to move fast due to the low durations but you’ll be moving so fast it won’t really matter) will see you trollolololing even barehanded
edit2: I also wouldn’t bother pointing points into slide, again ground chain is her best form of dps, you only need her slide for skeletons with shields and enemies low on the ground(pro-tip sliding attacks will usually kill them in one hit while doing standing attacks on them takes a lot more hits)
A crouch shot is when you shoot your arrow straight up in the air while on the ground. I think the shockwave is produced once those arrows hit the ground.
Yup noted. Iron will potentially.may get play, I might be doing incite a lot more tho. If you can believe it I berserk a lot faster through dive kicks ground attacks are visceral though, that’s her fastest set of hits exluding revolve.
Power smash is like a good 5000 damage for me right now without much skill in certain areas. My commons are primarily in health and healing. I have one in score for coins just to boost my exp gain for now.
I’m not sure I believe that as I’m pretty sure berserk builds through number of hits, and with overlap+brandish+warpaint you rack up hits faster than a pawg in a black neighborhood.
I’d have to see how the stacked stats compare. I’m open to what you have brought to the table tho.
Party chat while I was at work with Jaexhoon made time fly. :tup: Gotta do this more often.
/slacker
I was looking for Dragons Crown wallpapers and came across this I’m sure you would like it bro.
Anyone who wants to play right now on Vita should hit me up.
I can play in a few minutes, Martian.
It’s ridiculous how good the Sorceress is as a NPC partner for the Fighter.
Makes dungeon chaining a whole lot easier.
She tenderizes and distracts mobs, kills the small pests quickly, gives me buffs, feeds me, and has a sweet ass pair of titties.
The fact that she doesn’t run up and kill everything or interrupt my combos is nice too, and the flying and teleporting makes her harder to hit.
I’ve been soloing tonight, but I might try to bring a Sorc along tomorrow, because those “b” runs are… fun.
How do I stop the A.I. from disrupting a solo run? They keep attacking my mounts and they’re messing up my side quest progress.
Other than that, this game is the tits. I’m skeptical about going online with this. Through my experience playing co-op beat’em ups, synergy is key.