Dragon's Crown (Chun-li has been dethroned as Queen of Thighs)

Lemme know if you trying to run a few mayne. That was fun last time.

12:30am. I can play at work, but, I’m lvling my elf and constantly getting interrupted. l’m close to unlocking multiplayer on her, so you Vita fighters be ready. Send me a msg if anything, cause I check the Vita notifications often.

Gaiz, my rape manual came with an artbook.
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Probably weren’t expecting him to be so much of a tank/support lol

People don’t know what the fuck is up that nigga is nice.

Looks like there’s a patch out in Japan that came out within the past few days, wonder if it fixes dat freezing glitch?

Also LOL@Free Warlock, Warpaint + Berserk + Deadly Revolution + Punisher = me knocking him around like a pinball as his hp disappears.

Anybody know if installing the game reduces the chances of freeze glitch? Or if it significantly helps with load times?

So, about 12 hours into the game and having only spent time with two of the classes, I can confidently say this is going to last me quite awhile.

It seems like once you get into the latter half of the game, there’s a huge difficulty increase…the fact that you can go from quest to quest is really really sweet, and the cookouts are really fun as well, but I’m finding it hard to do more than 2 or 3 quests in a row before I have to return to the town to repair equipment or just recover from the insurmountable amount of losses I suffered as a whole. My main character is a lvl 23 fighter though, so maybe I just need to level up a little more to acclimate.

Either way, I’ve been having a blast with this game. The artwork is gorgeous, the characters are insanely diverse from each other, the loot factor is quite addictive, and the bosses are sick. It also has to have one of the funnest co-op experiences I’ve ever seen in a game. Although it kinda’ sucks that Multiplayer has to be unlocked for each specific character.

I’ve been trying out the Archer (Elf, or whatever she’s called) for awhile now. Got her to level 12. She’s fragile, but her range and quickness feels incredible. It’s so awesome to see each person in a team doing their own thing and going fucking HAM on a boss in their own ways. And getting in the final blow with a charge shot feels fantastic.

Who the fuck calls this game a rape manual? :rofl:

Yo, I got some move with the Elf that suppose to make some shock wave or some shit but I cant figure out how to use that shit. Also, there is another ability that has something about crouching shots…I mean, what is that shit? How do you bust out that shock wave shot or a freakin’ crouch shot?

A Polygon writer called it a rape manual in their review.

Running gag

^Actually was a commenter, not the actual reviewer. Here’s the original comment again in all its glory(thankfully I saved it as it got deleted from the polygon website)

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YES! finally a reviewer brave enough to call out this misogynistic hate crime of a game. This game should never have been allowed to be released, it is shockingly sexist and is basically a rape manual. And anyone who calls polygon’s integrity into question due to their relationship with microsoft is just a whiny nerd, deal wit hit.

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So big tits and a big ass equate to hating women and professing a desire to rape them…I’d say this is sad but then again I just read a article from the dailymail where a female writer wrote a article reminding men they shouldn’t rape.

The shockwave move is when you use a charge shot which does a little extra damage. You’ll get a better look of what it is if you do a charged crouching shot (hold down+O) or aerial charge shot towards the ground. The other ability is when you do a crouching shot, you shot out more than one arrow at once. So lv 1 has you shooting out two charged shots, lv 2 has you shooting out three charged shots, etc. It also adds arrows when you do the running arrow shots (dash with O) except those shots aren’t charged.

He, like the other bosses, has a sidequest that’ll unlock unique art of them and their back stories.

His is especially interesting to read.

Genie’s art is pretty funny, he doesn’t even have a dick, what’s the point of all of that?


Did a dungeon run listening to the T6 and TTT2 OSTs, was awesome.

Then it got especially hype when this song came on.

Wow. That’s fucking pathetic… Only way that makes sense is me raping these bosses like a prison bitch.

you for real bought a Vita not knowing it had a built in mic?

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All about dat status lol.

Plus I mean, he’s a Genie. If he wants a dick…

Modern Feminists.

Re: useless trolls.

I tried to pick this game up in a store yesterday, but in my city and the next one, there are like 0 copies of it. WTF is going on here?
A Gamestop might’ve had it, but fuck them. I just ordered that shit online and it’ll be here in a couple of days. Reading this thread is making the wait for Monday hard.