Dragon's Crown (Chun-li has been dethroned as Queen of Thighs)

You unlock multiplayer before you even know it. Single player will keep you enthralled enough until then.

Does this game have fighting game-like inputs for moves?

You can do local co-op from the start, from what I understand.

Welcome to most of mankind.

When people have nothing of value to say about a subject, they resort to “insight” that a toddler can make in 5 seconds, and leave it at that.

In this case: “One of the playable characters in a videogame has huge breasts. Another has a huge ass. Let’s discuss this ad nauseam.”

I want to say this is how game journalism is but really most videogame forums are like that as well.

BTW I died at “a rape manual”. Like, really, if you see a pair of breasts and the concept you think about is “rape” then you are really fucked up in the head, lol.

Well I am 100% heterosexual.

And the only playable character I find even remotely attractive, is in all probability several hundred years my senior.

Which ironically enough, would probably get me labelled as a paedo, by Polygon.

Just paid for this game in full. See all you Elfs online. Wizard till I die (Or until I feel like using the dwarf of sorceress).

I think I might use my gamepad for this. It works well enough with final fight.

The biggest question is what to do for the next 4 days
 Guess I’ll play Xenoblade or something.

Or Australia.

Next week is the final week of my Summer class Learning & Cognition. We have presentations all next week. Today the professor asked which day next week we wanted to present on and I immediately volunteered for Monday. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy since people were going to be fighting over the end of the week to give them more time to procrastinate.

Fuck that shit. I want to have my final assignment done on Monday so when Amazon sends me Dragon’s Crown on Tuesday I won’t be distracted with school work. I can’t tell you when was the last time I was rearranging my life for a game.

My girlfriend saw me watching some videos on it and I think she’s going to play with me. She asked which character I was gonna play and I showed her the Sorceress. She immediately started teasing me about picking her because of the breasts, which I had to defend saying I just liked her style regardless of the cup size. I hope I don’t have to continuously try and justify my picking the Sorceress because of the boobs


Dem first world problems


Women bitching about something? Egads! That’s unbelievable! Why, the term bitching, you’d almost think some guy just looked at a woman, whom he thought was a bitch, and just created a verb form of what she was doing! It certainly wasn’t from listening to a female dog bark, I’ll tell you that much.

Just get the game and play it. Don’t apologize. That’s the problem with men these days, they’re constantly apologizing and submitting to women. Women don’t like submissive men, and the more men submit the more women will push. This also extends to the generational problems, Millennials always accept criticism and apologize to Boomers, who when they were younger just mouthed off to their preceding generations.

You’ve seriously got to man up already. Yeah you can’t slap women around anymore these days, but you’re on the internet here, if you’re going to act like a little bitch even on the internet what do you have left? None of you are going to even get aroused by the drawings anyway, you already know that, yet you’re letting random females bully you around anyway as if you were. The porn you have on your hard drive is what will sexually excite you, not some video game, you know it and I know it, and the more experienced females know that too.

There is a reason why previous generations of men would whistle at women, make catcalls, slap their asses and all of that other stuff. It’s because it’s a waste of time ever trying to reason with a female or take their opinions seriously. They’re just testing you, and in person if you show you’re not intimidated they will just back down. On the internet you’ve got to show it by writing stuff like “show uz ur booobz!!!” and " u r hot, wanna cyber?" and other stuff like that.

SHOW UZ UR BOOOOBZ!!!

fuck it still picking it up, cant wait for this shit.

is everybody maining elf? lets hope the eu guys wont use elf too much, its nicer if everybody in the lobby actually uses a different character. not going to happen because you only level 1 character at a time though, which is a shame imo and even worse is the low difficulty levels that are required before unlocking a decent difficulty.

honestly i think even hard will be too easy if you actually have some beat em up skills. a real shame. (im good at games, i think it might be most good fg players that are good at almost all sorts of games)

On the flip side, there shouldn’t be anything wrong with WANTING to play the Sorceress because of her boobs.

Is it worth getting a Vita to get this game? Or should I wait until a new version of the Vita comes out?

I’ve been really digging this game now that i’ve seen a lot of it.

I’ve never gotten a chance to play that old D&D game, and this game looks like a really advanced Castle Crashers to me, with sexy art.

I love beat’em ups, and I love big damage characters/grapplers so i’ll probably use the Dwarf and body fools with hammers.

The “Boss” of Labyrinth of Chaos for those still spoiler-conscious

Lol@his death animation though, looks like a stupid bitch as he goes down the toilet

Doesn’t it really just depend on how bad you want to play it? How invested are you in the vita also? If you only want to play this game and don’t care about updates and want to (most likely) save some money get a vita. But if you care about being up to date just wait and get a the new Vita. It also depends on the new Vitas specs and if theyre even worth investing in.

One of these game conventions in the Fall will likely announce a Vita price drop (or better yet a h/w update to fix the little things wrong with the original version). I’d wait on buying a Vita but that’s just me.

Yuyu big dummy, of course I want to play it, and of course I want a vita. I just want to know if it’s worth getting NOW or should I wait for whatever upgraded vita someone might happen to know about so I don’t buy the old crap version just for one game. Nigga over here answering a question with like ten times Earths gravity more questions like I am his student or something. Don’t think just because Genkai died that you are the master now brokusho.

I’m confused.

Is this game going to be disc based or PSN?

How much will it be(PS3) because I keep seeing different prices.

Psn dlc artbooks lol