What the hell is this? A class? or a stripclub?
Women have somehow tricked themselves into believing that you don’t have to be a complete whore to dance on a pole. 
Ssh, don’t fuck this shit up for the rest of us.
fixed.
A local strip club has ultimate stripper bocxing
havent gone cuz I don’t has the $$$
Had the worst stripper experience of my life down in surrey, BC(canada). This black chick doesn’t know wtf she is doing and pulls out a move we called the T-rex, she spread her arms hunch backed and kinda stomped like godzilla. That and she kept stopping the show to talk to some beaner fuckhead. So I’m sittin there with my stone cold killah face on and she ain’t to pleased about it, so she loses the thong and spreads her legs, I guess she thinks showing a pussy will make her dancing not shit? I just sit there emotionless and she actually GETS MAD at me for not enjoying her dinosaur moves, and calls me a stiff. Maybe you should try dancing well instead of insulting your guests and you’d get paid more than $5 per trick?
Anyways, the night still turned out great cuz some hot as fuck white bitch with blue dreds (crazy right?) played some choice dubstep and did some SICK moves, I’m talking the walking upside down and gravity defying type of shit. Got my buddy a lapdance asap.
Fixed.
Why you gotta do me like that bruv 
On the real though, that was one of the more expensive ones. I did get the 3 for 2 deal though, and got more “bang for my buck” the subsequent times.
In other news, i’m working on a “trying to turn a ho into a housewife” deal, will see how that pans out when I come back to the civilized world
Relevance and prep work for a new story incoming!
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How long is that prep work gonna take fam? It’s been a month, you writing an erotic novel or what
I put that up for Missing Person to find the thread to post his story, which prob = fakery too? Good, no biting, hepatitis.
Had a chance near LAX this weekend but wasn’t going to loner boner risk it with the rest of my cash, needed food / backup money to get home. couple guys jokingly expressed interest to go since it was on their route back to hotel on the same street.
bootybass
Spoiler
Burnt off steam @ the hotel’s 24 hour gym room instead. Higher tempo nujabes really good for footwork.
Lot of cash went out of my hands just as fast as any strip club directly to FFA. Best customer of the night.
Really guys, is this what we have “Cum” To:
Link to their website(NSFW):
http://www.liquidlapdance.com/
What will people think of next…
wow…a lot has changed in 2 years
anywho, I’ve never been to a rub and tug before (Commonly referred to as an erotic massage parlour). Being our resident sexual deviant of unknown parallel, I am saddened by this state of affairs. So there is one (and only one, to my knowledge), and its literally across the street from where I work, and it caters to my companies randy steel workers. They must do well, seeing as whenever there is a snowstorm, they are LITERALLY the first place plowed in the city, even before police stations and city hall and hospitals (not including obvious streets).
http://gardenofedenspahamilton.ca/
So have any of you gone? How does this shit work? How do I get maximum satisfaction?
as a frame of reference, here are their prices:
35 minutes - $45
45 minutes - $55
60 minutes - $65
1 hr VIP Jacuzzi Included - $85
I don’t need no used Jacuzzi, although who knows. They also do doubles, so I’m looking at the 60 mins package, probably doubled.
Would I have to tip extra for the happy ending, or is that included? Obviously the tip determines how happy the ending is, but how much is enough? Do you negotiate? How do I prove I ain’t a cop even though this place probably doesn’t have to worry about that? If I get double, do I have to tip both girls, or do some sort of communal pot, or just throw a wad of cash on the table and make them fight for it using only their tits? Which girl should i go for (fuck them for not showing the girls anymore, just silhouettes)?
Any of you have any stories to share?
that’s just sad. around here it’s christmas every day of the week. to give you an example: one spot has like a 100 girls at any time, you pay 30 euros (20 for me, good at bargaining and not bad looking) for a fuck (half hour max at this price point). can have a threesome for 50. if you hit it off, you can fuck and chill and fuck some more for as little as 50 to a 100 for 2, 3 to 4 hours (not normal price, like i said gotta hit it off or have something that she might have an interest in, like weed, x or white). to give you an idea, 60% of thes girls look like video vixens and they come from all nationalities.
problem is finding excuses not to go, especially when a lot of people you know ask you every couple of days. at least it’s a 45 minute drive, if it was 10 to 20 it would have been REAL bad, like almost daily bad.
I went to a erotic massage palour when I was 19 living in Guam. This was also when I would go to the strips clubs (full nude) all the time until 4am, come home and get ready to be at work by 6am. I worked at starbucks so it was chill and the coffee drinks really helped me sober up.
Anyways, the place I went to they didnt beat around the bush(no pun intended) It was a straight up knock on door, female answers, tell her what you want, pick female, go to room and shower and wait for her to come to your room.
My first strip club experience:
So I went to a strip club in Los Angeles with my friend about a week ago, and I feel two-sided about the whole thing.
First thing we did was just sit down, he had experience with strip clubs and this was my first, so I just let him lead. We subsequently sat down, the music was awfully loud, and there were full on nude girls everywhere, of every race. white, black, asian, everything.
Before even entering the club I told my friend I didn’t want any interaction with any of the girls, I just wanted to spectate for the most part. Then this asian girl goes to my friend, and I couldn’t hear them since the music was so loud, and next thing I know he had paid for her to give me a lap dance. I hated that because he knew I had a thing for asian girls, but at the end he paid for the dance and I just had to go with it.
While awkwardly walking to the back of the strip club she sat me down, gave me a massage, put my hands on her tits and ass then proceeded to put her tits on my face. (I was nervous, I didn’t want to be in the strip club in the first place.)
And that was basically it, my friend paid $20 I believe for that. Afterwards we just chilled and watched the strippers.
Also, this one black girl was charging my friend $200 to get laid…and he said yes to her but quickly reminded himself that he needed money to fix his car (broke as fuck) and we just left after that, it was about 2:30 AM.
Thoughts: I thought the strip club was a chill place to be, to just relax and shit. But I’m just not the type to go pay for dances and shit, I’m probably never going to go again.
And that was my experience.
Learn to say no to strippers
It’s their job to bug you for dances.
Me and my buddies used to take this 600 lb fat slob that lived nearby. Then we would buy him dances an laugh at the strippers who had to be all over him.
Where exactly do you live? It sounds like some shady European establishment you would find in Eastern Europe or like that place in the movie Taken…