He could have gone to a bathhouse and gotten laid by a racequeen level chick for $120.
@SoVi3t: Not sure how that particular place works, but my experience has been that you ring a bell, and either Mama-san or a random chick answers. If a chick answers you have to ask for a line-up because they’re just going to immediately steal you. Mama-san will either assign you a chick or give you the line-up offer. If she assigns you a girl, take her unless she looks like Quasimodo or some shit.
Go to a room and she’ll ask for some money and tell you to get naked and hand you a towel. Places I’ve been, you get a shower with the girl. No sex is likely to happen in there, so don’t even try. Once the shower’s over you she takes you back to the room and asks for her “tip.” You can negotiate, but she’ll have to leave and ask for permission every time you protest, and depending on the girl, that’s part of your time, so be careful. Then you “tip” her, and she leaves again.
She comes back and gets naked and gets down to bidness. Experience will vary per girl, so play along Good luck and have fun.
the netherlands, here its usually 50 for normal hoes, 100 for clubs and escorts and 10 to 20 for crackheads.
my neighbour country germany is where the pleassure is at. im like 5 to 10 minutes of the bourder, and 45 minutes into germany is where paradise resides at. nothing eatern eu or shady about it. sex isnt worth more than 20 to 30 euros for an half an hour fuck. anything above 50 your just getting fucked, not in the good way. you do realise movies are bs? they are made by people who make movies about stuff they have never experienced or places they have never been and shit they will never understand. taken 1 was good, but if thats your encyclopedia to how the eu works you are sadly wrong.
Well I’m not exactly sure how organized crime likes to run prostitution rings, but Taken did paint a very bleak picture. Not saying that’s how I think things go down, but I’m not sure who profits here the most, cause it sure isn’t the State.
fuck the state, they are already fucking everybody.
the pimp got a fleet of amg’s. you know what the hoes drive?
http://www.supercars.net/Pics?v=y&s=c&id=4036&p=2008_MercedesBenz_SL65AMG2.jpg these are the type of cars the hoes drive. they make more money than i do and believe you believe me they aint forced. im not saying there isnt prostitution where the hoes aint forced, but these sure as hell aint. most of them actually enjoy their job. and the ones who dont enjoy it enjoy the pay. i can think of a whole lot of shittier jobs that pay a LOT less, like what most of srk does. these hoes make more money than 99% of the posters on srk, they got it good. dont get blinded by movies the movies make it seem extra shitty because they want to make protitution look bad even though theres a LOT of prostitutes that enjoy their job and make lots of money off of it.
thing is government cant tax them as well as they would like, but like i said fuck the government. the 99% who own 1% of the wealth shouldnt even have to pay taxes imo, if they would tax the 1% that actually own 99% of the wealth there would be no poverty or a crisis like we are in now. you should NEVER expect anything good or true from the government, they are there just to fuck you, make you sick and suck you dry of your money. they are worse than prositutes or pimps.
I don’t have much experience with massage parlors. Those seem kind of sketch and police are always trying to set up stings there. There are various tiers of providers. The crackwhore street walkers form the bottom rung, and tug and rubs are only slightly above that. If you want a massage, there are better options, but you’ll obviously have to pay more. If you absolutely want to, go to various review sites where other people can explain to you the protocol and what the magic pass phrase is.
And full disclosure to the NSA, I do not do any of this stuff anymore which you’d obviously know by reading my text messages, don’t arrest me bro.
the place I want to go to has been around for AGES. Politicians hate it, but it pretty much services my company (which in turn, is the only reason my city hasn’t become Super Detroit). I’ve read a lot of reviews from actual girls who’ve worked there, and it kinda seems to be a stopover while they move from city to city, stripping along the way.
I’m just curious how much I should tip on top of the $65 fee. I don’t wanna seem like a cheapskate lol.
not sure about tipping, i never tip except i’ve thrown in an extra 20$ after a lap dance strip club. strip clubs are filled with misguided single moms with daddy issues, if i can help fund their college to improve their life so be it. not sure about tug and rubs, but have some compassion and toss them a bone now and then
What I am referring to, is the 65 bucks covering everything, or is that just some pseudo bullshit to get me in, then I gotta tip for the extra services?
I went to magic city a few months ago and I almost went broke. I always told myself that I wouldn’t spend a dime in a strip club but all the ass in that place had my hypnotized. I got a private dance and that woman did things I didn’t know we’re possible. I’m talking handstands while my face is buried between her cheeks. Good times man. I don’t think I can go there again though.
so my buddy is an LA Kings fan, and they just won the Stanley Cup, so I took him out to the rippers to celebrate. My city used to have a few strip clubs, now we’re down to one (and all the really good ones are outside the city). This one is pretty ghetto, and owned by the Hungarian mafia, and 90% of the girls are Hungarians that probably got sold to the owner as sex slaves. No joke, there is a court case and everything, going on as we speak (yet he can still operate the club).
I found the one black chick working tonight, and got a dance from her. Her face was 100% broken. It looked like Mike Tyson and Michelle Obama had a kid. But her body was SMOKING. She gave me what began as an awful dance, and ended as one that belongs on the hall of fame. First of all, she was shocked when I walked up and asked her for some dances. I got 3 songs instead of 1. Dunno if she can count or what, but whatever. She started most of the dancing with basically wiggling her ass a few feet away from my face. Didn’t touch or even come close. Then like 2 songs in, she suddenly puts my dick in her mouth and starts nibbling. That pretty much sealed the deal. Then after its a little wet, she tucks it back in, and starts just grinding the fuck out of it. Finally, she squats right on my dick, and magically vibrates her pussy and ass. Game over, thanks for coming out, here’s the home board game version of our show. I was gonna go for round 2 but never saw her the rest of the night. And she didn’t quite get my hints of “take me home with you” or “Can I take you home with me?”.
Then just to cap off the evening, some gay dude was trying to pick up guys in the bathroom (who happened to be dressed as NWO characeters). The conversation had me pissing all over the wall from laughing. Why the fuck would you attempt to pick up gay guys at a female strip club? At one point one of the two guys said “I don’t know where to go with this conversation. I’m not gay, sorry.” Props for being a nice guy. Should have just said “fuck off I’m here for pussy”.
Probably some nice strip joints here in Jacksonville but most of the ones I know of are hole-in-the-wall types where people get shot and stabbed. You wouldn’t want to go to by yourself…or with a group. I was interested in strip clubs for a while as a spectator while I drink type of thing. I lost my interest in strip clubs years ago when I remember reading Koop post a massive write up on the dos and don’ts of Atlanta strip clubs…which after reading that, way too much work, eyes needed in the back of your head, and friends who know how to fight or back you up to enjoy yourself. Titties ain’t worth a group of guys following you to your car and mugging you when you leave. I know not all clubs are like that but the ones around here are a bit rough around the edges.
