meh, enjoyable ride in. But the stripping related events pretty much involved no storyline, dialogue, and just some butt nekkid butt ugly black chicks
do airports in the States have a lot of strip clubs near them, or is that a Canadian thing? I swear, every fucking airport I go near, I see strip clubs all over.
They weren’t ugly. Just nasty. The white chick I was with actually got naked for me, but she had nasty vag goin on. :wasted:
Yeah, airports are usually in industrial areas (didn’t you play SimCity as a kid?), and that’s where the seedier stuff goes on. Strip clubs liquor stores, etc. :tup:
went to the strip club on thursday, had a pretty good time. nice and chill, and gave a girl my number. i didnt think she’d bother remembering it but i get a text the next day, and it was her, lol. not sure what do…or how to exactly approach this.
Just fuck her, man. Don’t think about anything else. Just fuuuck ya’lls brains out. :tup:
Don’t get attached
THIS is the key bruv. Two things will happen: she’ll want to hang out and fuck which is the good scenario. OR she’ll want to fuck for money and try to hit you up when she needs some dough. Ive had both but the key was not to get attched no matter how good she rocks your shit.
Alright I was on hiatus due to being banned but i’m back in action, in all senses of the word.
I hit up a fancier MP the other day. They offered a spa option, so I was like why the fuck not. Girl was smoking hot, like a 8-9 easily. Tall, silky dark hair, 34DDs(approximately), nice curvy body unlike some of these anorexic bitches they try to advertise as models, with a face that had the librarian look going and 100% quebecquoise on top of all that… She had an even hotter coworker but she was black, so I took the white girl. Showered and then dived right into the spa. 5 minutes later, bitch is caressing and stroking me tenderly in the spa, and i’m working my hardest to turn her on. Spa massage was electrifying. We got so into it that at one point, we started making out like teenagers. 30 minutes of grinding, teasing, licking, fingering, rubbing and intense making out passed just like that. We got out cause we were both getting cold and wanted to make things more steamy
What followed was a more classical massage until the flip. After a nice thai massage, we’re looking into each other’s eyes intently. We’re both craving each other and it’s so obvious, we start making out again, and then I go down on her, cause I noticed that’s the best way(sometimes only way) to make a massage girl want your dick. Bingo, that pussy was dripping in a matter of minutes. This eventually evolved into a 69 with her giving me a bareback bj.After 5 minutes, I wanna ravage that vaj but the table was kinda small so I just jammed her against the wall and went the fuck in, no protection. The only downside was that I was wayyyy too excited and bust in like 2 minutes. I was pretty disappointed, that pussy was soooo good, I wanted to stay in it more. Took a shower together after that but the lil guy was too tired to stand up properly again so we just left it at that.
Cost me 160 bucks in total. A bit steep but well worth the experience. This place also has a “attendance” discount, every 3rd visit is free. So it’s basically 3 for the price of 2. Y’all know i’m in there
^Seriously
Nah you didn’t understand. I meant to cosign your post. lol
With enough money involved, i doubt that would matter bruv.
First strip club experience was in TJ a while back. It was me with two guys and two girls. All of us were in for $30 and girls would get fully nude. Upstairs was crowded and hot as fuck with some small stages for one girl whereas downstairs had one medium stages with poles. This being my first time in Mexico, I had a lot of devirginizing experiences such as using a uniurinal. So we chilled downstairs which was much quieter, with many beers in our grasp. My bro (who was much more experienced with this country than I was) was begging me to give this bitch on stage a dollar. So I did. In exchange she took my hands and did all the things you’d expect… and then a few things you may not expect. Expected: fondling her tits, hugging me so her nipples could stroke my cheeks and shit like that. Unexpected: she took my fingers and literally slid them in her dry ass cunt… guess I should’ve given her two dollars. After she was done, there was an intermission and she was on the opposite side of the stage from me and my group where she was on all fours with two guys standing in front of her and behind her sucking on her tits and eating her out from behind.
Noob. When I got Spa hunting, I strip and tell them what the fuck I want. I’m not beating around the bush or licking their bush for that matter. The only reason they ‘want your dick’ is because you are paying for their pussy… Don’t lie to yourself thinking your a Cassanova lover boy… Got money, they will fuck…
Sadly (or maybe not) this is the truth.
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Dude wrote a romance novel about fucking a ho. Wow.
LOL dude. She’s PAID to make it look ‘obvious’ that she wants you. It’s part of the ‘experience’. LOL. And it’s not a real ‘Thai’ massage without a real Thai girl! 
ho’s are there, so they can stroke your ego.
“…After 5 minutes, I wanna ravage that vaj but the table was kinda small so I just jammed her against the wall and went the fuck in, no protection.”
OMG I hope you’re ready for some VD’s.
$160 for 2 minutes of plugging her? nigga plz. so sad not getting enough ‘bang’ for your buck.
with the math involved, even with that “Buy 2, get the 3rd one free” deal", you’re suckered for $320 for 6 minutes of plugging a ho. sad.
I haven’t been to a strip club in years. I would like to go again sometime, but if my wife ever found out, she would kill me.
the trick is to convince her that she’ll have a great time if she goes too! 
…and that’s when you know she’s a keeper, lol. 
I just gotta find out where this girl is because any chick that can boggie to the House of Balloons tape gets my affection
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Anyone else imagining a Subway stamp card except it says “Hos” and the 9th box says free VD? No? Okay.