Came here for panties, got nothing.
So I youtube’d panties.
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I didn’t post suggestive pics because SRK mods are anti-fun. if you want NSFW pics of TJ’s finest pm me.
You have been pm.
Holy shit, that is highway robbery at it’s finest. 50$ a dance? LOL. For 300$ you could probably get two hot girls for a 3some at the escort agency
Hold up ima upload them from my laptop
OK sent pms.
That’s pretty standard here. Prostitution is completely illegal in the states except for central Nevada. So strippers can make a killing just by being hot. In some states you have to stay a designated number of feet away from a stripper.Fucking stupid right-wing christian laws.
i never really liked strip clubs that much. id rather just spend my 100 bucks at a club trying to pull. But i live in thailand so strip clubs back home are extra lame.
All right I let y’all wait enough. I was going to see whether or not this thread was going to die. It hasn’t so here goes The Red Garter…
Okay, so me and my boy (same dude from the “Rogue” episode) went to meet up with a friend in MO. Driving back we passed by some skrip cluybz in OK and decided to stop by one once we got a bit closer to TX. So we called 411 and got the location of some gentleman’s entertainment in the area (again, this was before smart phones, spoiled ass lil brats!), a good ole stand by Babydolls, and the enticingly named “The Red Garter.” We made a B-line there ASAP.
Okay, remember this is in OK. Oaklahoma. Sucklahoma. The only good thing that ever happened there as far as I’m concerned was me and my buddies taking all top-5 places at a Marvel 2 tourny there back in the day. It is also known as Lynch-land. Nap a Nigga. Rope necklace. Long story short, racist ass white people. We follow the directions to The Red Garter… Of course, all the way we’re imaging a lush, picturesque environment of scantily-attired ladies all desiring to seductively remove said attire upon the surrendering of our throw-away currency.
Upon reaching the area near the club, however, these mental images began quickly dissolving into nightmarish thoughts of “rural justice” being administered by white-hooded members of the “local judiciary branch,” the Klan. It was still day light out though, and our boyish urges, still in bloom, lured us ever forward into the creepy country unknown.
We passed right. By. The Red Garter. Couldn’t see it it was so tiny. It could easily have been dwarfed by the trailer homes and RV’s parked all around it, each with dingy red velvet curtains veiling the no doubt squalid interiors. Bumpy gravel road lead to dusty dirt parking lot bearing nothing more than a handful of cars and and a rusty sign, bearing the name of the establishment complete with a decorative garter as the letter “G.” fancy stuff.
And… we kept on driving. 
Almost simultaneously, we said to each other “Baby Dolls?” Hell. Yes. Took the directions to Baby Dolls. Civilization. We passed by another car! So yeah, we found the place seated within your average southern middle class suburban area. Of course, we were still wary about getting strung up, so we entered with an agreed pact to immediately leave if anything seemed to be off by the slightest.
Things were off, all right. Just about every girl in that damn club was BLACK! We LOLED hord right at the doorway and the cover charge girl was like “What’s so funny? Why y’all laughing?” We just waved our $10 cover charge at her and took a seat. We explained our lil’ laugh later and had some good conversation with that girl and a couple of others there, but those girls were nasty. I just had to get me a white girl and she just… no. Anyway, it was further spoiled by the fact that it wasn’t a titty bar, it was a bikini bar due to zoning restrictions, so needless to say, we just used that place a stop-over before heading to a different club, just outside of TX where the girls were nude. That place kinda has a story too, but it’s not nearly as funny as The Red Garter and will have to be saved for a later time…
Oh, and of course we inquired as to the quality of atmosphere at The Garter and they told us “Oh, that place is ghetto!” They confirmed that it was indeed an establishment of ill repute with a knowing look to each other, back to us, and a laugh. We laughed as well, drank some beers and continued the sojourn back home. :tup:
Oklahoma isn’t as rednecked as you might think (I mean it is, but…). Sure as hell isn’t as bad as most Southern states. The big colleges help flush some of the ignorance out.
Strippers should be like some kind of therapy you could walk down to the local rite aid with a prescription for. How many guys out there would be doing better with some hot titties bouncing in their face whenever they wanted it? All it would do is encourage guys to go out and get some more money and promotions and hot ass pussy and work harder and make America a better place!!! Take me down to a paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty…
I am out. Wheres the atm…
I was in TJ picking up amoxicillin today.
Let’s hope that’s the only thing I picked up
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I love Mexican women.
Yo, DaBurga, hit a brotha up with dat PM. I guess a trip down to Tiajuana is in my future, lol.
I haven’t had any adventures as wild as some of you guys, but I have met some rather interesting people in these spots.
As a Norcal resident I envy the fuck out of you Socal guys by the border… So close yet so far 
As fucked up as the Mexican border is, I wouldn’t be hopping over there to fuck their women. Wouldn’t want to lose your head just to get some head. :tup:
Tijuana is pretty safe. It is in the local’s best interest to make sure the tourists are nice and comfortable. The worst thing that has happened to me in TJ was a cop trying to get a bribe out of me but I knew better and told him no and that I would report him if he didn’t let me go. This happened once. As long as you don’t act like an idiot and are street smart you are fine. They will try to rip you off at every chance they get (mexican minimum wage is less than 5 dollars a day), but as testament to how safe TJ is, most tourists to the Zona Norte are small Asian men or middle-aged white guys with a healthy dose of senior citizens. Now, if you go looking for a fight, you will get a fucking fight and you will probably get your ass beat as people who work in the ZN are like a bunch of extended families.
Now, Ciudad Juarez is another story but is in a complete other part of Mexico.
YEAH!
That dude gets the biggest of high fives.
Real talk, I feel a bit sad for anyone living in a place where you can’t get any decent service. I get regular vaj (bi)weekly but I still drop money on the pros cause they really know how to make you feel good. Plus it’s a stress and drama free environment where you don’t have to worry bout ANYTHING
Like how I finally came through on that story? LOL It took me a while, sorry. But I hope it was worth waiting for :tup:
i was severely disappointed.
Yeah, I know. The story isn’t particularly crazy, but the trip was a very memorable one foe me and my fiend and we often joke about “The Red Garter.” :tup: