Okay, I’ve covered ROGUE, the crazy black girl at Legends and the super slutty school girl (I think she was Mickey Lynn - Google her. Not 100% sure though.) Let me tell you guys about my time in Canada before I tell you about The Red Garter.
In Canada, Belleville Ontario, I stayed there for two months training people for my job. My first couple of days there I Just kinda got a feel for the place. I was a young black guy in a place where young black guys are well appreciated and I had a bit of cash stowed away. One night, my ‘radar’ kicked in. I just took off walking. My hotel wasn’t int he best of areas, but it was nothing like in the states where you’re scared to even go out at night. I just walked straight to the club without even knowing it was there or having a real goal in the first place. It’s name was The Cabaret. I went in and it was… dead. I was kinda dissapointed.
I can at least drink, right? So I did for a bit and then Holley came. She was above-average, blonde, cute, nice tits & ass. She asked me for a dance, and hey, that’s why I came, right, so let’s get this over with. I’m used to the girls dancing right there for you like they do in The States, but no, she grabs my hand and takes me back to a curtained off back room. I’m liking it already. We get back there and she lays out the rules: ‘you can touch me here, here, and here, but don’t touch me here’ and POW she starts dancing before I can think "did she just say “can touch?” 
Needless to say, I had quite a few dances that night. I basically just stayed back there. I actualyl did try to get her to come back to my room with me, but she just kinda ignored me (I’d find out the probable reason why later). I just wasn’t sure if it was the norm for that place, or if she was just trying to get me to pay for sex. I was really naive still at the time. In the end I learned that’s just how Canadians roll :rock: When we finished, she told me to come back during the weekend because it was Canadian Strip Search weekend or something like that. so… I did. I came back and the place was JUMPING. So much hot ass everywhere, and I saw a couple of guys I worked with there and we hanged out and drank and checked out all the hotties while playing pool (didn’t do that bad on a Canadian table). But this on girl would not leave me alone. Grabbing my ass & crotch, biting my neck and ears as I’m trying to take a shot. She’s cute and petite and just dripping sex and of course I get a dance. Her name was Fannie and I stayed with her the whole night.
I didn’t have sex with her, but I probably could have. We went much further than what was allowed, though. I didn’t even know it until I came back one night and she wasn’t there, so I got a dance from Nadia, a tall Russian-looking chick with perky tits. I tried to start doing some of the stuff I did with Fannie, but Nadia wasn’t havin it. She was cool though, we ended up taking her and two of her friend home and they teased us all night. Now, as for why we didn’t bang these girls, it’s because they HAD to get back to this mansion or something or other that all the girls had to go back to within a certain time, and if they didn’t, the lost their job and their place to stay. I think they were all from Montreal. Of course, we weren’t allowed inside the mansion either. So, that put an end to that idea. Oh, how I wanted to get inside that mansion, though.
Anyway, some awesome things happened during Strip Search night. They had a bunch of porn stars come up and do shows, one of them was Chenelle Foxx and I she brought me up on stage to strip for her. LOL I got down to my boxers and then she gave me a lapdance. I might have actually penetrated her through my shorts. Not really sure cause i was drunk, but I do have a picture of me holding her big fake boobs. She went on to set herself on fire and shoot balls across the stage for one of my friends to catch in his empty glass.
I never did see Fannie again, which was weird, because if there was a time that a stripper would want to be present it was during Canadian Strip Search weekend. I got a bit frightened that I had accidentally gotten her in trouble by trying to get Nadia to make out with me, but I figured. Meh, who knows. I wasn’t sure, so I didn’t let it get to me, but I would have felt so bad if she did lose her job.
Gotta remember that at the time, I had barely been to a strip club but about 3, maybe 4 times and each time it was in The US where I couldn’t really touch without getting permission first and there were no crazy sex acts going on. It was the first time I saw a woman swallow 5 feet of beads with her ass and them mouth them. Also, I never payed for anything besides drinks and the occasional dance with a new girl (including one chick that just seemed to hate me for some reason). Of course, Fannie, Nadia and her friends I’ll always remember because they were pretty cool to hang out with. Oh, and on this same trip my co worker bob taught me how to bet on horses. I think he cleared out $200 of a looney he dropped on a random horse. I won about $20, or so following his advice. All in all, an awesome time of my youth that I’ll never forget and am glad to have done.
There is also another strip club in the same town by the name of The Boo ( 
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The Red Garter and more stories coming soon… :tup:
Yes, go and bring her! I hear it can get quite crazy if you bring along a girl. :tup:
