I have never had a dance from an asian stripper. Oddly enough, only seen one stripper that was asian, ever. She got on stage towards the end of the night, then got off. A bunch of dudes went for a dance, and some huge fat black gangsta fucker walked up and grabbed her hand and lead her out.
I would easily get a lap dance from on asian girl. Hell, she could be on fire, and I’d be ok with that. Being Mike Tyson Punch Out’d by that black girls tits the other night seemed worth my 20 bucks. LRLL RLRR ftw. She must have thought she was up against Don Flamenco.
I’m kinda shocked we haven’t heard any Evo strip club stories up in here. SRK really was killed by us 09ers
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I missed out an a good opportunity once because I tried to get a lapdance form this one chick done out in a lacy Victorian burlesque getup. LOVE me some stockings! She told me I had next song, but it turned out that was the last song. She told me I totally had a lapdance for free next time I came. Never saw her again. I don’t think I went back, though so meh. What I should have said was shy don’t you come give it to me at MY PLACE? She was the only girl there that seemed the least bit interesting. :tup:
Went to one (full nude) strip club down in Mass 8 years ago. The hottest stripper there thought I was amusing. “You’re so nervous…” bam- tigs in the face. I remembered what her perfume smelled like for 2 weeks. I had no game as a 20 year old.
Now, the only part of that night worth mentioning. This one girl comes out to dance. She’s beat, though. Skinny blonde, meh face. No one puts a dollar down on the bar. I mean, no one. I felt bad. I’d have put one down, but I didn’t want a busted stripper up in my grill. Her song ended after like 1.5 minutes, and she left the stage. She was noticeably upset. I wonder to this day if that was her last night as a dancer.
My first time with a stripper was exactly the same way. Hence, spoiled status. I was really nervous and she picked up on it and trolled me hard. With her boobs.
I always wonder about that. Their perfume is divine. You can smell it for hours after you leave, and even the next morning when you wake up. As you stated, I could remember the scent for a long ass time. How very curious…
When I went the other night, one girl wouldn’t drop her bottoms, and the DJ kept letting her know she should be. Then she just walked off stage and some other girl came up right away, and the DJ told the crowd “don’t worry she’ll drop her laundry” and right away the bitch was 100% nude and upside down. Fantastic.
Yeah, they can smell shyness and nervousness. I agree with the previous statement that you gotta claim it’s your first time at the 'rippers.
I always get weirded out when they grab something you own (like a hat) and rub their pussy all over it. Sure, that’s sexy and all, but I gotta wear that hat now. I will never be able to look at any stains on that hat without wondering…ick
There is a full nude full touch(cept the nether regions) club in Tampa<Mons Venus> with multiple really hot girls. only shitter is you can’t drink INSIDE the club, but in the parking lot they don’t seem to mind.
I fucked up by gettin a lapdance from one chick instead of the chick i was talking too, lol
I think I could have hit and she was “off duty” but I got impatient and wanted a boner!
I think one of my other friends smashed or got the number cuz they town clowns
Well I have to step up to the plate and say yes I have been to them before when I was in my late 20’s. I can you this it is worth it but you have to make them do a line up and pick the one that you want. 100 is accurate but it will actually come out to about 160.00. That is for the massage but if you play your cards right you can negotiate the price on the punany. The only thing is and this is one of the reasons I stopped going is most of them broads are trafficked. I felt guilty after I watched some special on TV(stupid TV). Fuck it you will have a good time and they do anything you want.
Last time i was at a strip club i gunned some stripper for like 25 minutes. i was wasted, it was 2 pm haha. good times. Anyway…strip clubs are weak. come to thailand, ill take you to pattaya. that’s where shit gets really crazy.
Personally? My Stripper usually does a show for me every dam time i go for shower or get changed, and god dam is she one sexy bitch. Mega tease. I mean shes about to get to final bit then puts a towel on or just puts clothes on. Personally i get very angry at times as i mean. Dont strip. Then leave me hanging! at least let me touch a booby or like Down below.
OK here’s a story. It was discount dance night. I was chatting it up with this wanna-be alt chick working that night-- she had tattoos and piercings and black lipstick and the usual SG attire, but everything about her personality says she’s a lame who’s trying too hard-- a few lasers here and there and she’d look completely normal if she wanted to quit the game. While we’re talking another stripper begs me for a private dance, so I finished my drink and went to the back room. Nothing special, but at one point she started nibbling (in a good, non-painful way) on my junk, over my jeans. Ok cool. That was done, and I went back to where I was sitting. Back came the alt chick, after some talking she wants a dance. In the back room she asks how big I am, am I good in bed, the usual ‘im extreme and spontaneous and uninhibited’ BS. She wants to ‘examine’ so she’s hovering around my waist area. Then she asks how the other girl was. I say, “well, she was biting on my dick, that wasn’t bad.” She goes “What like this?” and dives into my lap face first and BITES like it’s Burger King. It didn’t actually hurt, but I heard a crunch and that didn’t feel right at all. I told her don’t fucking do that again and I was done with those bitches after that dance. The next morning I use the bathroom and my piss looks Tang color. That was a few years back, for all I know I’m okay.
People hating on strip clubs are missing the point. It’s not about getting lap dances, its about hanging out with your crew in a goofy ass environment paying the fat stripper to take your homie to the back. Tons of laughs. The strippers I know are dumb as fuck, hit it then leave type deals. I really don’t understand how dudes be sprung over these bitches. It’s the same thing as going to Hooters. No, that waitress has no interest in your dumb ass, just leave a fat tip. This is not rocket science.
First time was nice cuz I was 21 in Vegas and the girls were hot. 2nd time in Vegas was exact opposite, with average chicks hiking up the price when you went into the back room. Saying no touching without a premium and there’s a fucking security guard right outside the curtain. My fault for coming off as a mark. Swore off the clubs after that, but went one more time when my friends had the itch and new of a club that let anything go for a price (shut down by the cops now lol). Had one dance from a hot red head who earned that money. Felt like I should retire on a high note heh.
Every dude needs to go once. Like when Al took Bud to the nudie bar. You really see how much a woman is capable of hustling a dude, and it’s a good feeling to say “no” when a chick is half naked asking for a dance lol.
it can go between 50 to 500.
u get what u pay for.
50=asian massage parlor, girl’s average at best, and you can’t touch her if u are getting head or hand…which is all u can get.
500=private “massage” by asian girl, in your home, girl is porn superstar hot, and anything goes.
500 can buy u 3 hours, 700=6 hours, 1500=24 hours, 3k=entire weekend
keep in mind, 500 is for a girl that is waaaaaaaaaay out of our league. porn superstar hot, nothing less.
I haven’t been in a couple years but last time I got a dance it was this cute little 19 year old girl, and she was real into it it seemed cause I imagine she’s used to old nasty guys and I was about her age. She’s naked doing her thing and all of the sudden she’s kissing my neck. Back of my mind I’m thinking this is a bit weird but fuck it I smelled a beer tonight I’m hammered. So I’m grabbing her legs and holy fuck did she need a goddam shave. I think I bled. Prickly little hairs all over the goddam place. Totally ruined it.
