It really depends on the club and more importantly, the girl. I’ve had girls that do more than they’re “supposed” to with me during the lapdance. It’s pretty nice.
I have no recent stories to share, but I’m definitely in full support of the very concept of strip clubs and this thread about them… the strip club is one of mankind’s greatest inventions. Unlike the maybe situation with “regular” women…with strippers and hos, you will always get exactly what the fuck you want(*whatever that is) as long as you have the cash. In this regard, they are infinitely better than regular, ordinary women. It’s a guaranteed sale every time, just like going to an electronics store to purchase a new HDTV.
Halloween is the best occasion, imo since it brings out the special costumes. Unfortunately, I’ve spent a bit too much money lately so I’m in “cheap bastard” mode this year.
*I will never forget that double private lapdance session one Halloween night though… it was quite a few years ago, and I’m fairly sure I posted about it back then. One was dressed up like a naughty nurse, and I think the other just had on regular lingerie or somethin’…but girl #2 was a surprise to me…it was like she just magically appeared out of nowhere while her friend had already started doing her thing. Moments like that are what make the strip club a wonderful thing. For that one moment I felt like a king on his throne, being tended to by sexy female servants that were both striving to please and impress their king.
I don’t want or need to have sex with everybody at every moment. Maybe I just want to look at the female form without the emotional drain of a relationship. Other than, maybe, college, it isn’t easy to convince a girl who’s built like a superhero to dance at your place nude for a few hours, while you drink a beer and watch MNF.
It was already mentioned, but that utterly sexualized environment tends to be an icebreaker that clears the inhibition and makes talking easier. Anxious bullshit thoughts like ‘oh noes did I stare at her cleavage’ or ‘does that guy look at me as just a friend, or as a WIFE and MOTHER of his 10 kids?’ don’t exist at a strip club.
Whether you agree with all that or not, decent strip clubs-- not the derilect bars full of Danny Trejo-looking ex-cons-- are a place to unwind and bullshit with your folks and whoever’s working there. I guess hanging out in an environment tailored for ‘male chauvinist pigs’ clears you of the guilt or accusation of acting like one.
PS. I notice that the best-looking girls work at the bar, or the DJ booth, or somewhere other than the pole or private rooms.
Have any of you ever heard of porn being filmed live in a strip club? Serious question.
I missed a night out with some friends a few years ago and they swearrr to me that this happened.
Don’t we already have a thread for this? I remember there was specifically a stripper thread made just last year.
Strip clubs are fucking legit in Canada. Been a couple o times, fun shit.
One of my roommates almost got us kicked out of a club though, he was trying to wheel a stripper, then I don’t know what took him but he said something like “So ummm… is sucking dick for a living fun?” and all the strippers at our table got really pissed off and shit.
also lol@ anyone spending 1k on a stripper. if you’re too desperate you can drop 100 at a massage parlour, but 1k? wtf?
My question is, How well can a girl shake it with that cold ass weather? 
-Starhammer-
nipples rock hard, shivering makes tits jiggle.
sup 
LOL!!! Good one. :tup: She better have some junk in the trunk to go with the top end. If a girl’s got those ant bite boobs, the nipples are all she’s gonna be shaking.
-Starhammer-
i have never been to a rub and tug, but I have to admit I have been curious. Maybe I’ll buy myself an early 30th bday gift and post the results. Anybody with any experience? Is $100 accurate lol? I’ve heard 50 a few times lol. How do you go about asking and shit?
tuck the money into your waistband and lift up your shirt!
Whip your dick out and say “This is a stick up”
I’ve just never understood the point of paying for blueballs.
I been to a few since this shit is everywhere in MTL and I was kinda curious too.
[details=Spoiler]first you pay for the venue fee(lol) or “massage” fee which ranges from 25-100(generally you’re looking at 30-35 though) depending on the place and quality of the girls there, as well as whether you’re taking 30,45 or 60 mins, a regular or 4 hand massage, etc
you pick a girl(most places got a decent number of choices, if they try to force one on you, politely decline and ask to see the other girls if this one isn’t to your liking),then you get to take a shower(some places the girl showers with you). after you’re done showering, she starts massaging you and then she talks about the options or you bring it up, you haggle(or not) a bit if you’re poverty, settle a price and then she does her thang.
options range from
clothes on tugjob(can’t touch, pretty lame)
clothes off tugjob(can touch but still pretty lame,)
head(rare, not all of them suck)
thai massage(oiled up girl massages your body with her tits)
nuru massage(extension of thai, sometimes include footjob and some extra shit)
hitting dat ass(depends on the girl. most aren’t down with that but some of them are, and some of the less reputable places coughasiancough have that option. Other times, the girl can get really horny if you eat her up or play with her snatch while she’s doing her thing, which can result in an even happier ending)
tugjobs are like 30-50
head is a bit more, 40-70 when available
thai and nuru massages range from 60-100
smashing her if she’s coo with it is like 80-200(but you can get to smash her in a thai/nuru too if you make her horny)
but shit, this industry is so developed in MTL. There’s like places you can reserve and request some special kinky outfits(nurse, schoolgirl, policewoman, dominatrix, even some cosplay shit), get like a 8 hand massage[/details]
so i briefly dated, if you can call it that, a chick in my younger days who was a “retired” stripper.
to give you the idea of what kind of low life she was-
high school drop out
23 with 2 kids. ages 6 and 10
anyway i meet the chick at work. shed picked up a day job as a cleaning lady. i notice several tatoos, ask if she has more. she shows me a camera phone pic of herself in public with her pants at her knees showing off a giant butterfly tat that covers her whole left ass cheeck. in my youth, im confused by her forwardness, so i wait a few days to ask if i can come over to her house
on the wall at her house, hang a few family photos. her son and santa, her daughter. both kids together. and then an 8 x 10 blown up version of the ass shot.
I took your advice and went a few years back, Mil, and I got shook by this MILF in an army uniform. That got me. Not the sexy witch, not the nurse, nor the 2 dozen school girls or sexy maids/bunnies/random lingerie. The army lady. Daaaammm… If she had to be at least 40 if she was 30., but damn. I didn’t have to pay one cent for that lapdance, either. That was back during my swagger days. When I could walk into a club and the sheer look of confidence on my face meant I meant business. And by that I mean NO business, cause I will NOT be paying for all that damn ass! Very tempted to go tomorrow and just pay cover charge to see what’s up. But I do NOT go to clubs anymore, so meh. :tup:
This and Nini Heart has it right. I only did it once, but the first thing I did was store all my stuff somewhere I could get to real fast. Did not want to get robbed that night. Just get laid, and I got that and then some. This was in Dallas, about 2 years before the mayor (then a woman [with nice legs…]) started cracking down on these places. I think April’s Bathhouse is about the only one that survives to this day. They were the foremost spot back then, so go figure. I think the Swedish Institute is still there, but not really sure. I went there once and had this fine black chick tell me how good she was gonna make me feel, but my ATM card didn’t work in their machine and I just went home.
Oh, and I actually spent some time in the restroom at that massage parlor before I got my session and the girls had laid all their panties out to dry or some shit. I was tempted to snatch a pair/sniff em, but I chickened out thinking there may be cameras. My friends had told me that pretty much all those places were ran by mafia and I didn’t want to get beat up. LOL :tup:
@HNICMike Did she really have the ass shot blown up on the wall next to her kid’s pics? LOL Was she black?
… forgot to give $oviet pricing info: I think I payed about $80 USD to get sucked off (with condom), laid cowgirl style, and jerked off raw with oil after I couldn’t get off with the condom on. Kinda worked out to my advantage because she was DEAD SET on getting my jizz even though she wasn’t supposed to spend that much time with a customer. Really hot 20’s Asian chick. Oh, and that also includes the bath, from which you’ll stay smelling good for at least a week. :tup:
tip: an Asian woman that looks 20-ish as actually 30-ish.
Most of the Dallas hotspots for AMP’s are now dead, due to crackdowns. sad panda
Yeah, for all I know she could have been in her 40’s. Asians stay hot. She was still hot as hell and exactly what I was looking for: a hot Asian girl who would not say no for a price cheaper than a steak dinner. :tup:
well, Asians stay hot until their 40’s…depends if they ran their bodies ragged, and smoke. Most of those AMP girls have gruff, manly voices into their 30’s. sad face
the giant ass tatoo should have been a dead give away as to what she was, but yeah, big booty hoes all day. lmao
the body she had could have only gone for 2 jobs. porn or stripper IMO
i could go on all day about the stereotypical stupid shit she did. answered the door in a bath towel my first trip over. routinely would walk around in front of her 10 yr old son and his friends in a bra and booty shorts unbuttoned, thong visible in the back. the aforementioned ass shot on the wall. once i went over and from outside could hear her calling her 6yr girl old a dumbass.
at that point i started to feel bad and stopped fucking with her. bitch you can barely read, and you have an ass shot on the wall. and youre calling your 6yr old a dumbass?
on the upside, she’d do whatever in the bedroom. absolute pig. bitch was had about as much personality as a blow up doll tho. good times