For some reason, this story here made me laugh. Ol boy came in and killed the night for everybody else. OWNED.****
-Starhammer-
lol nah we didnāt do anything to him. Just cut him off for wackness.
Yeah not only did he ruin the night, he ruined any future plans with her. Seriously, no stripper will ever be as good anymore unless you are loaded or know them personally. Every strip club or private party I go to now is weak simply because you donāt get the same attention lol. Me and my friends have this thing now where you canāt mention her name ever again. If you do, thatās a shot.
PoTY potential, here.
In a Sovi3t thread, no less.
LOL At the wack friend ruining things for you.
And yeah, getting spoiled is the worst thing ever. You go from being king of the world to the āokayā¦ā meme dude. Sounds like you got mega-spoiled like Kevin McCallister. Iāve been to strip clubs broker than roll-cancelling and Iāve been to them loaded like Dirty Harryās .44. You can have fun either way, but it depends on the club, the girls and your personalities. But yeah, my buddy taught me not to get spoiled my first time at a club. Basically, you start off by making EVERY time at the club your first time. At least thatās what you tell them. 
Then you learn from there. Rules to live by.
Stories coming tonight. :tup:
Yo Sovi3t where did you go?
Whisky A GoGO and Brass Rail fo lyfe.
Iāve never been but a couple of my boys have some good stories that Iāll share. For the record I live in bumfuck nowhere Ohio and Iād rather not see the worst this place has to offer. DISCLAIMER: these are not my stories so the truth to them is based entirely based on my trust of my buddies (also this is the internet).
First one my old roommateās cousinās first time at a club was up in Canada (which he said was SSSSS-tier compared to the shitty local joint). He was getting a dance from this chick and towards the end she had her leg up over his shoulder grindin her then covered up āprivatesā up in his face. When she moved her thong to reveal the goods he said he didnāt know what to do so he took a huge sniff of stripper pussy.
My other friends first time was not nearly as successful. Sounds a lot like Shinkuuās ex-friend truthfully. He was getting a dance from a girl and I donāt know how he did it or fucking why. He brought up the chickās father. Needless to say she slowly stopped dancing and he had no more fun that night.
Yeah, I donāt have no āmain bitch at the houseā right now, so I was fucked.
I was so goddamn depressed, drunk, and horny at the same time. It was surreal.
I wouldnāt had gotten head from an old school mate if it wasnāt for me whining after my friends threw FOUR strippers on meā¦ and it wasnāt even my birthday.
Strip clubs are fun because the alcohol, low self esteem, and already sexual atmosphere make it easy for even the most pent up idiot to say whatever comes out of his mouth. Plus you got niggas that will practically wash and dry your hands for you after you just got through touching your junk.
HAhahaha @ Towel guys. I know I have some stories about them, but Iāll have to try hard to remember them. All I remember about one was this ole dude being a straight up hustler with that gum. Offers you a stick and youāre so glad it wasnāt a towel youāre completely oblivious to the fact that heās asking for $2 for the stick of gum. Shitās like magic.
Also, I applied for a job that seriously said ācustomer relations, entertainment industry.ā Sounds like a pretty good job, letās call! I think to my then jobless self. Talk to the dude for like 2 mins before realizing what heās talking about. Itās a towel man position. He really wanted me to take it, too. Trying to sell me on the girls. I just LOL at him and said āDude, Iām 19. You only see washed up old dudes doing that.ā He pretty much agreed.
thats why i said you need real money to make sure you donāt leave with blue balls. but with the girl.
getting teased is stupid.
thats like paying somebody to make you relive all the times you & some chick didnāt get to go āall the wayā withā¦back in high school.
wait wait wait.
hold on ā¦we need to know EXACTLY what he said to her to cause her to come out crying and leave the stripping business.
details. actual quoted statements bro.
cuz i canāt imagine what he coulda said.
what do you mean he gave her a āpep talkā behind closed doors?
did he call her a whore?
or did he say some minister/religious type talkā¦like, āturn away from the dark seedy life,ā¦and come back to the lightā type shit?
iām too curious now.
i need to know what he said
I went to Hamilton Strip (aka the old Hammerhands before that bouncer gave a patron a curbie)ā¦(aka the place that is being investigated for human trafficking).
Paying $1000 for stripper sex is retardedly expensive. More than 200, you better be at fucking Scores
edit #1: still no Ronin 
edit #2: if youāre just getting teases at a PRIVATE stripper party
a) youāre doing it wrong
b) youāre probably one homely looking fucker
c) she is a dyke
edit #3:
Sundowners in Niagara Falls is epic. Only places that could possibly touch it are possibly in Vegas. I also went to this place in Guelph called āThe Manorā which used to be some old school castle/mansion. Itās pimped out like crazy, and thatās where I met the afforementioned juggling stripper (fucked her for free, 1000 bucks my ass). Also met Ron Jeremy there and chilled with him for most of the night (fucking GREAT guy).
also, my first time was this weird place out in Mississauga, just outside of Toronto, near an airport. I think it was actually called Airport Strip. Anywho, I did the whole āPut a bill on your face, and lay on the stageā thing, and when the girl came along to pick up the bill with her snatch, I blew it off and got sat on.
Good times
My friends and I discovered full nude byo alcohol bars one dayā¦
That just did us in. We went like every weekend and ended up being friends and almost hooking up with with these two girls there, but nothing else really happened because my friend was the only one with his own place and he didnāt want to have them come over. I now know thatās because all these girls were heavy into drugs. God, I was so naive back then. So naive as to not like black girls, and there was this CRAZY black chick (who in hindsight was fine as hell) dancing there. She was nuts, always drunk/high you could never tell which, maybe both, and she caught on to me and my friend knowing like half the girls in the place and sheād come over and do random stupid stuff. Mostly just drink our booze and tease me for not liking black chicks.
Remember how earlier I said Iāve been to clubs flat broke? Well, this was one of those times (the other time was when we met Rogue, but my friend was paying so that was different.). I was broke, had just spent my last few bucks on the booze and I got a lapdance. I was done until my friend got back to buy me my lapdance in return for buying the booze. He tookā¦ a whileā¦ and as I was waiting, the hot crazy black chick got on stage. Our table was a little bit too close to the stage and she saw me sitting there. Halfway through her show she comes to the edge of the stage and starts calling ME up there. Iām like hell nawl. First of all you crazy. Second, I donāt have any money and I really didnāt want to get hustled, and a distant third was how drunk I was. She just kept on persisting that I come up there and even tried to reach out and PULL me up there. I just pulled away and got really embarrassed because everyone was looking at me.
I never did know what she wanted with me, but my later visit to Canada gave me a few ideas as to what it could have been. I still feel stupid for that. I should have gone. Oh, and of course my friend returned just in time to see me get embarrassed. Thatās how things go.
Oh, and the girl I was talking to at that club turned out to be a porn star. She took the stage and the announcer rattled off a list of movies a mile long that she had been in. I need to look her up. If I find one, Iāll mention it in my next story so I can PM links. The only one I remember offhand is Psycho Sex 8, or something. My friend looked at me and said āthat bitch will tear you up, man.ā I was a virgin at the time, so he was most definitely right. Talk about being spoiled. Sex would have never been the same for me for a long time after that. :tup:
Paging Fishjie to the thread
He has got some great tear jerkers.
lulz
what iāve learned over the years it that strip clubs are a godawful waste of time and money youāre really not guaranteed any kind of happy ending, so why waste time and money there? donāt half ass that shit. if you wanna pay for that shit, then buy a hooker or donāt bother. otherwise youāre just paying for blue balls, and not only that, youāre paying way more than a john would (take my word on this one). i guess if you are one of those cool guys with tons of game you can convince a stripper to sleep with you for free, but if you had that kind of game, why are you wasting time at a strip club anyway, and why would you waste that on strippers anyway? after interviewing many of those girls, they are pretty much all single moms with daddy issues, abusive boyfriends, and a coke habit. and yes, they all look better with the lights off. you can all do better.
F-. have not been to one in a long time and donāt ever plan on returning. just my two cents
Plus, youāre finally dating skinny.
And Asian.
SRK: mi-sshu-un com-prete.
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why are people going to the 'rippers to get laid? I go there to drink a beer while I look at naked women, with the occasional hooter shooter. $20 for some chick to smack my face with her tits? Sign me the fuck up.
People who are complaining about not getting laid have the wrong frame of mind going in, which is probably why theyāre not enjoying themselves. If I goto a regular club, I can drink and maybe dance with some random. Iām not going there with the mindset āmust fuckā; youāre just setting yourself up for disappointment if you do. Same with strip clubs. Iām going there with my boys to drink, get tipsy, and get some lulz in. It sounds like a lot of you guys are either maaaadddd desperate for pussy that you think strip club will lead to sex or the dancers probably werenāt feeling you and didnāt give you their āAā game.
Arsenal fully loaded with that truth.
Shit, bookstores are infinitely better if you are looking to get laid, than any club.
Bitches be up in Barnes looking for that mind-fucking, for real.
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girls are sluts anywhere all the timeā¦ not just clubs or bookstores
difference is the chance of gettin cock blocked by some dude who wants to buy them shit
Strip clubs (and clubs) My 2 cents-experience
fun for 2-3 hours
I see the point in payin a dolla for an ass shake but not 30 for a lapdance, SAME SHYT only in public+