Don't steal Pop Tarts from your mom

[Missing_Person]

Pop Tarts is ass… WORD

Toaster Struedel is better.

And none, NONE of you bothered to tier the Pumpkin Pie 'tart. Fools, the whole lot of you. You know not what you have missed. Pumpkin, Sugar cookie, Red velvet, Birthday Ice Cream. Stick with your mid-tier flavors. True connoisseurs deserve the best.

ALL of those sound like ass.

Sir, I regret to inform you, you have stage 4 terminal taste cancer.

But at least his mom wouldn’t be getting him arrested for jacking a Toaster Strudel.

[deadfrog]

People who like toaster strudels are like toaster strudels: they’re soft.

[Mr.Unbrockable]

Pop Tarts is ass… WORD

Toaster Struedel is better.

And none, NONE of you bothered to tier the Pumpkin Pie 'tart. Fools, the whole lot of you. You know not what you have missed. Pumpkin, Sugar cookie, Red velvet, Birthday Ice Cream. Stick with your mid-tier flavors. True connoisseurs deserve the best.

ALL of those sound like ass.

Sir, I regret to inform you, you have stage 4 terminal taste cancer.

I regret to inform you that your taste buds are clinically retarded. The only cure is to eat the good flavors of poptarts.

[Missing_Person]

People who like toaster strudels are like toaster strudels: they’re soft.

What!

W…h…g…YOU’RE NOT COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!

[goodm0urning]

People who like toaster strudels are like toaster strudels: they’re soft.

And covered in white creamy goo.

[Bious]

Do they have delicious filling as well?

[thurst]

i have way too much money to eat toaster streudels.

[deadfrog]

YOU’RE NOT COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!

You know all your friends are going to ask you why your dad isn’t there.

[BleuCanary]

Good.

[Missing_Person]

YOU’RE NOT COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!

You know all your friends are going to ask you why your dad isn’t there.

I’ll tell them it’s because I had you arrested for eating all the Pop-tarts and leaving me malnourished with nothing to eat but Toaster Strudels, then they’ll go out into the yard and start my traditional birthday fanfare:

“All he wanted was a pop-tart. All he wanted was a pop-tart.”

Or was that our traditional Christmas fare?

[Exodus_1]

You horses asses need the milk assist on your tier lists. It changes the whole meta

Regulate:Poptarts :: Japan:Kitkats

Chill out, bruv.

[regulate]

Pop Tarts is ass… WORD

Toaster Struedel is better.

And none, NONE of you bothered to tier the Pumpkin Pie 'tart. Fools, the whole lot of you. You know not what you have missed. Pumpkin, Sugar cookie, Red velvet, Birthday Ice Cream. Stick with your mid-tier flavors. True connoisseurs deserve the best.

ALL of those sound like ass.

Sir, I regret to inform you, you have stage 4 terminal taste cancer.

I regret to inform you that your taste buds are clinically retarded. The only cure is to eat the good flavors of poptarts.

Well at least mine dont have terminal cancer…

[BiGGDaddyCane]

When i worked at this convenience store back in 08 when i was in school, I uselessly snatched me some free beef jerky, energy drinks, etc… Usually what ever fit well in the bag with the work clothes.

One day i said fuck it, used all my room in the bag. Took three 12 Pack Pop Tarts. 2 Unfrosted Starwberry, One Cherry Frosted.

They were fucking delicious. Had the crib stay smelling like a bakery…

cause i put every last one of them hoes threw the toaster.

[Saitsu]

You horses asses need the milk assist on your tier lists. It changes the whole meta

Regulate:Poptarts :: Japan:Kitkats

Chill out, bruv.

Yeah, but which Milk is the Corridor assist?

[Mr.Unbrockable]

Pop Tarts is ass… WORD

Toaster Struedel is better.

And none, NONE of you bothered to tier the Pumpkin Pie 'tart. Fools, the whole lot of you. You know not what you have missed. Pumpkin, Sugar cookie, Red velvet, Birthday Ice Cream. Stick with your mid-tier flavors. True connoisseurs deserve the best.

ALL of those sound like ass.

Sir, I regret to inform you, you have stage 4 terminal taste cancer.

I regret to inform you that your taste buds are clinically retarded. The only cure is to eat the good flavors of poptarts.

Well at least mine dont have terminal cancer…

I’m in remisson son.

[NeonSequitur]

I bet it was the last of that red velvet pop-tarts… Ill cut you if fuck with my 'tarts.

Red velvet?! Why wasn’t I called about this?!

[regulate]

I bet it was the last of that red velvet pop-tarts… Ill cut you if fuck with my 'tarts.

Red velvet?! Why wasn’t I called about this?!

I can still find boxes of it near me. Hunt bruv, for the treasure be worthy.

[Starhammer]

I bet it was the last of that red velvet pop-tarts… Ill cut you if fuck with my 'tarts.

Red velvet?! Why wasn’t I called about this?!

^What he said. Both of them.

I bet it was the last of that red velvet pop-tarts… Ill cut you if fuck with my 'tarts.

Red velvet?! Why wasn’t I called about this?!

I can still find boxes of it near me. Hunt bruv, for the treasure be worthy.

I will do so immediately.

-Starhammer-

[Lord_Raptor]

I’m dead serious, anyone wanna pop tart match at Anime Expo hit me up, loser buys the winners preferred flavor.

Toaster Strudel fans get out.

[thurst]

i think a better match would be loser has to eat a box of the flavor of the winner’s choosing.

i’d cry if someone made me eat a box of smores poptarts, or worse those ones with the purple frosting.