Don't steal Pop Tarts from your mom

Crying after a PTM?

That’s not real nigga shit.

Pop Tart Matches?

Losing those hurts the soul.

Here comes new challengers:

http://www.poptarts.com/flavors/gone-nutty/gone-nutty-chocolate-peanut-butter

http://www.poptarts.com/flavors/gone-nutty/gone-nutty-peanut-butter

science be praised, all hail science!!

So this is a Divekick only format, then. :coffee:

I said hurts the soul, not loses the soul.

Souls are like Pokemon. You have to damage them to capture them.

Bitch please, I don’t need to do that. I got infinite Master Balls.

yo hot fudge sundae is SSSSSSSSSSSSS+tier that shit was breakfast for 4 years yo uhhhhhhhh

Eggs and Bacon. A real breakfast.

Real breakfasts are supposed to have lots of sugar and preservatives. And have very little actual nutritional value

I saw them the other day and didn’t pick em up. I know that I fucked up, but I’m trying to eat better breakfasts, even though eggs are a pain in my ass.

I would agree with this but you forgot to add black pudding.

Yall be sleepin on dem milkshake poptarts. That shit is good.

Praise be to Kellog’s.

Don’t forget the whiskey!!!
:tup:

Pop tarts cereal = best of both worlds

Bump for @Eskills the bruv who denies the godliness of pumpkin pie pop tarts

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But these other 2 are questionable breakfast decisions. I missed nothing of value.