I’m still back on the kids writing “all he wanted was a Pop-Tart” on the street. That sounds like the start of a horror movie or some shit. It’s like the origin story of a supernatural horror flick.
Damn. I’ll bet NEXT time he’ll ask first.
-Starhammer-
Nope, from his brief stay in jail he shall be trained in the means of advanced trespass and sleight of hand, coming out he shall be able to eat those delicious sweet slices without even opening the packet.
No fridge or pantry in his neighborhood will be safe from this new menace, The Pop Tart Pilferer.
God tier: Smores cinnamon and Sugar and strawberry
Low tier: everything else
This post was majestic as shit
all about dat cinnamon brown sugar…
i thought it was funny that they spelled “kellogg” wrong on the police report.
Hearing about that kind of conflict between family members gives me a terrible filling.
The fact that she chose to bring the law into it is just the icing on the cake! That woman’s heart must be absolutely frosted.
I haven’t had a Pop Tart in two years. :sad:
i hit up the pinoy mart for my pop tart fix.
Blueberry is the best flavor fight me…
These puns are absolutely terrible, but at least you tried :sad:
And none, NONE of you bothered to tier the Pumpkin Pie 'tart. Fools, the whole lot of you. You know not what you have missed. Pumpkin, Sugar cookie, Red velvet, Birthday Ice Cream. Stick with your mid-tier flavors. True connoisseurs deserve the best.
Don’t steal Pop Tarts from anyone, you sick fuckers.
Unfrosted strawberry is GOAT, you childish ass marks.
Pop Tarts is ass… WORD
Toaster Struedel is better.
ALL of those sound like ass.
Later, the boy will explain to his friends: “I opened the cupboard and the tart popped off on me! When she dialed the cops I knew I was toast.”
Sir, I regret to inform you, you have stage 4 terminal taste cancer.
Anyone who dissagrees with me fight me at Anime EXPO
Only in America.
sips his 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke