It was probably dat cinnamon flavor…I remember Cinnamon Pop-Tarts…it was the summer of 97, the summer where boys became men and girls became women…that was Pop-Tarts. So hot they’re cool, so cool…they’re hot.
Apple Cinnamon and limited edition flavors like passionfruit and pumpkin pie are top tier when your running late for work
I fuccs wit dem tarts
More kids should be jailed for all the crazy crap they get away with inside or outside their home by not having any rules.
And should learn to not be momma’s boys. But here’s hoping he doesn’t pass this down to his kids.
He’ll probably just end up having an abusive relationship with a girl and her pop tarts, so don’t gift a toaster for the wedding!
The dude was like,
Sir, what do you think of this whole ordeal?
opens mouths … EEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not going to happen.
I already knew it was between a mom and son.
If it was a daughter and a dad the daughter would just call 911 and say two words “domestic violence” or the magic word “rape” and the dad would be thrown in jail and the whole house, including the pop tarts, would be hers.
I bet it was the last of that red velvet pop-tarts… Ill cut you if fuck with my 'tarts.
Real talk.
The only good flavor is Smores.
^ PREACH IT
obvs yall bruvs never had the LE Pumpkin pie 'tart.
lol @ sending an old white guy to interview her. Should have sent in Maury or Springer.
Or one of the Fox News talk show hosts. Hello, thinly veiled racial remarks.
Seems like The Onion is getting some competition.
Pop-tarts, can’t say I miss them. Those Nature’s Path blueberry and cherry pomegranate tarts are so good.
Ewww. Classic Strawberry for the win.
Then this forums favorite feminist would talk about how this is all the product of patriarchy.
That aint Brown Sugar and cinnamon.
Alright, this thread is now Pop-Tart Tier Thread.
I’ll kick it off.
S: Cinnamon and brown Sugar, Strawberry
A:Smores, Chocolate Fudge (frozen they’re super chewy and glorious)
B:Unfrosted Strawberry and Unfrosted Cinnamon and Brown Sugar
C:Blueberry,chocolate chip, Cookies and Creme, WildBerry
D:Cherry, Chocolate chip cookie dough, Red Velvet, Oatmeal Maple and Brown Sugar
E: Confetti cupcake, Peanut Butter, Wilberry Bloom,Cinnamon Roll,
God tier:
Cinnamon Brown sugar - has to be warmed.
Cherry
Apple Strusel
Edible tier:
Frosted strawberry.
I can live without the rest of them.
well damn I didn’t even know there were that many choices. as a kid my mom bought the regular Pop-Tarts (strawberry?) and would occasionally buy the Smores or the Cinnamon. I never put mine in the toaster, they taste amazing as is, or even better if you put them in the refrigerator.
Only Hot Fudge Sundae is SSS Tier.