Kid should’ve cooked himself the S tier of Breakfast, Steak and eggs.
Steak and eggs pop tarts imo.
Why would you whine when you do something to attract unnecessary attention to yourself?
Posting this shit 7234729238475324902813432042 times doesn’t make it any more funny you cum stain.
Come on Black people Nigguhz!
Really?
But posting that twice in response is on a certain level. 
Back on topic, the mother is dumb, but why were the police even wasting their time responding to this?
Damn 'Palm from the Dragon’s Crown thread to here, you’re mighty serious about your breakfast foods…
Most important meal of the day muahfuckaz!
Actually I posted it once. And it said it needed mod approval (I have never heard of such on SRK) I come back and its up there 10 times.
Not on me you salty bitches.
If it’s like where my parents live, their police force is bored as shit cause crime is so minimal. Fuckin’ whole force is there when they’re pulling someone over for a simple ticket. 
If this was Brooklyn, there would be a dozen swat cars and an army of NYPD cops beating both her and her son to the floor.
Also likely that one of the officers would shoot someone, cause you know, self defense.
Hah how many cops does it take to arrest a skinny white dude?
We see in that video how many more arrive in the end and they also locked down the entire block and had helicopters flying around.
It looked like they were looking for Osama bin Laden.
At least they didn’t have drones flying around shooting everyone on the block for public safety. At least not yet…
you can get yo neck broke, chest shot here, for stealing a nigga pop tarts
As soon as I saw this I figured these were white people. Don’t think I’ve ever seen black people in a pop tarts commercials.
…It has sugary fake fruit in it.
That choice of words, I thought something else happened when I read this line…
“She fingered her own son…” and I’m sitting there with a :wtf: face on, until I finished with the article and realized that regardless of the case, I should still be disappointed with humanity…
Never said I didn’t eat em.
Should’ve picked up a Toaster Strudel.
I hope the Mom get’s arrested
“All he wanted was a pop tart” It’s like the kids eulogized him on the street or some shit.