Glad I am not the only one that noticed. That and the video with Jackie Chan as Chun-Li in City Hunter.
Kinda related but i had orange poo once…
Fucking disgusting thread. Who the fuck is so bored that they can’t think of nothing but doodoo & ass? You nigga are too close.
You need to get that shit checked out
i’ve had that too. Always weirds me out. I’ve also shit green once, which scared me a little
also, front to back, and i make a fucking catchers mitt out of them poo tickets
the real question is, do you look at your dookie before you flush?
I applaud this thread for making me laugh
What is going on here?
People still wipe themselves like some animal? Gross.
Yall broke ass niggas need to get a 12 year old slave boy up in that bitch.
What is worse is that I’ve actually heard out of Someones mouth is that they dont wash their hands after using it cause they know they got it all with the tissue…This made me throw my intestines up.
I’m from the future. We started using lasers after the seashells were found to cause cancer. Curable, but costly.
We’d rather not. Turns out the majority of people with 12-year old slave boys tend to use them for sexual purposes…just sayin’. We don’t want to get any funny looks and have people assuming we do the same.
LMAO!
So… green poop is caused by to much iron, or healthy greens…
makes sense since I’ve been drinkin a lot of caffeine latly
theres seems to be a lot of "THERE IS ONLY ONE QUESTION"s going around, so yeah…
poop isn’t gross… it happens
its gross if you play with it, poke it with your tongue, etc etc maybe use it as a Q-tip
no if you do it…
but I was wonder cuz lately my butt has been feelin weird… (non of you gay fantasies mind you) so I was wonderin to gain some new technique on how to master that art…
takes up a lot of time… Might as well master new styles
Only at the gym too… at home its fine and dandy… Just gonna wait these supplements out and schedule a dr visit
smellypoo.com or something (google it) is the website for different color poops
ps… Birds pee and poo at the same time LMFAO!
Yeah i went to California & my poo was green the whole time i was there…Maybe its something in the water or the food i was eating…I thought i was Hulking it up or some shit…
Also, its really hard for me to shit in public…Its probably my traumatic experience when i was in 2nd grade, i was taking a shit & a bunch of the guys started kicking the bathroom stalls…Then they were climbing up & peeking or looking under the stalls…There were at least 10 guys were watching & laughing at me while i tried to poop…I told the teacher & she just laughed too…So ever since then i never took a shit in school ever, i would skip class to just go home to take a shit…
just finished wiping…I still can’t answer this question.I kno some folks do the good ole:tup: up the pooper to make sure its clean as a whistle 
Man that sucks. I was afraid that would happen to me whenever I took a rare dump in public school, fortunately for me that never happened. But yeah I try to take a dump at home mostly at home too, public bathrooms are dirty anyway. Plus if you take a dump at home, you technically don’t need to wipe since you can just go take a shower afterwards… at least that’s what my friends say, I still wipe but I take a shower after I do my business so that I feel clean and fresh. :tup:
Seriously though, I hope in the future, somebody makes a genius discovery where food gets disintegrated in our bodies and gets turned into energy so that we won’t have to take a dump anymore, shit is nasty… literally. :shake:
After I use the ol’ spray nozzle, I lean forward knees bent in a kinda dog-shitting-in-the-park-ears-back-hind-legs-quivering-from-the-strain stance, hold up my balls and tuck up my taint with my left hand and wipe back to front with short, controlled strokes with the right. Clean as a whistle! I understand the popular belief regarding back-to-front wiping and I used to do the one-leg-up-front-to-back wipe back in the day, but I found my back to front method (with the important taint-free tuck) was/is more ergonomically sound.
Yes, since I regularly take mammoth dumps I need to make sure that it’s all gone. If I’m at a friend’s house I need to be respectful and ensure that the tip of my log hasn’t left a shit ring in the toilet as it does it’s death spiral going down. Especially ever since April 2006 when I noticed that my shit sometimes made hiragana shapes as they fall naturally – nothing nasty like reaching in and rearranging anything and I don’t try to “draw” by pinching with my sphinc, just completely natural --I’ve been trying to see if I can get through the alphabet in order (however unlikely) before I die. (Kinda like the licence plate game “001” “002”, etc.) I’ve been stuck at “nu” (あ、い、う、え、お、か, き、く、け, こ, さ、し、す、せ、そ、た、ち、つ、て、と、な、に、ぬ) for the past year and a half though. I’ve come close (の and め) but that little loop on the end always kills it… =(
i wipe from side to side
OMG you know you have like a massive dump & your like damn its going to be a pain wiping, then when you wipe & its like clean…Then other times when you take a shit & seems like forever to finish wiping & when you look down on the toilet before flushing all you see is one small log & 2 nuggets…
I gotta cosign on this…
The fuck is yall thinkin?..
Also while I’m here…
Baby Wipes…
That is all…