Do Not Pass Go, Do not Collect $200: Girl Assaults BoyFriend, Goes Directly to Jail

Really? thrown in jail for just a slap. That’s excessive to say the least.

LOL, men are thrown in jail all the time for just a slap.

Assault is assault be it a punch or a slap.

(Yeah, I’m amazed she actually got arrested for this too, like she needed to be if people want actual equality [which they don’t].)

Then again, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was only arrested because the police had been called there for previous domestic violence and assault on her part. I’m similarly not surprised there are people in here already saying “it was just a slap” when less counts for assault and has gotten people (read: men) jailed.

Sigh. Why couldn’t she just over flip the board, call Monopoly the piece of shit game it is and storm off in rage like a mature person?

It’s great that he called the police on her.

What usually happens is- GF hits BF->BF hits back->BF is fucked in court. Roughly 50% of domestic violence consists of the woman hitting the man.

I’m amazed she got actually arrested considering that she’s female and it’s a domestic assault thing. Guess it goes to show that at the end of the day, assault is still assault no matter who does it.

Though…I’m sure the feminazis will just say he should’ve let her win in the first place.

Can’t blame her. I’d slap an old kent if he tried to take the battleship piece off me.

Dude was looking for an excuse to breakup LOL

Guess her next game will be sorry.

She looks like she’s the one that got slapped in the face.

If her boyfriend isn’t a moron he probably broke up with her.

BONUS ROUND!!
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“Battleship” board game gets real, dad points gun at daughter**

That’s what you get for dating the Community Chest.

(Is it wrong that another line of the story that wasn’t gun-pointing leaped out at me?)

How the fuck is this guy 68 with a 17-year old daughter? Gods, even my parents weren’t that old when I was born. Where’s his obvious gold-digger of a trophy wife in all this? Something tells me they’re divorced.

Probably shot her.

In the conservatory?

"hey girl im sorry for all that happened

…wanna play this new game i picked up? I even bought a console to play it with you"

monopoly, risk and diplomacy are some of those games that you can end up in a nasty exchange of words, though extremely funny.

i love boardgames

bitch please…

If you can survive this party game, your friendship is so strong it can bring naruto characters back to life. But you won’t.

http://i.share.pho.to/06309987_o.png

If the bf bought and built hotels on both boardwalk and park place or offered to trade his Vermont ave for all her railroads and waterworks then shed have been well within her rights to kill him.

Old Kent Road.

Anybody?

No?

Okay.

Looking at the picture, it’s apparent she still had Water Works.