Do Not Pass Go, Do not Collect $200: Girl Assaults BoyFriend, Goes Directly to Jail

Only a matter of time before they kiss and makeup. I don’t know whether to be impressed or shocked that the girl was actually arrested and charged though.

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If your girl slaps you over a children’s board game, you should probably get a new girl. You really shouldnt go from Zero to Violent over something so mundane.

You arent passionate about winning, she was. You think its a game?
on another note, she is hideous!

Finally some true justice in the world.

Monopoly ends relationships.

LMFAO AT THAT STUPID BITCH CRY FACE LMFAO

White people problems.

I’m amazed they arrested her.

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE.

dat rage…someone get her a fight stick and a copy of Marvel

I wonder if that was before or after he acquired Boardwalk

Not that I support what she did, but what kind of fucktard calls the police over something like that?

Christ the jail fee in today’s Monopoly is expensive. I would just try to roll doubles.

Usually the genders are reversed. IIRC there is a member on SRK that got into a verbal confrontation with his then wife and she called the cops on him and he was thrown in jail.

It needs to happen more often. Women get away with years of domestive violence. When a dude slips once he’s considered a monster. Women need to be punished more often so they behave themselves and things don’t get out of hand.

You can tell by that bullshit face of hers that she gets what she wants. He’ll probably take her to boardwalk once she gets out.

Are you stupid? The person that calls wins in those situations. If he waits and she calls, he goes to jail, it follows him forever, and he probably can’t even get out with a small bail at any decent timeframe.

When you live in the matriarchy you have to play by its rules. If the girl got violent she’ll probably keep acting up until she either injures you or you hit her back or you leave but she calls the cops on you and plays the victim.

You call, get it on record, and then if she gets violent again you point to her record and say she did it again. But it also gives you an out, you break up with her, she stalks you, you call the cops and point to the record.

Otherwise what happens is she turns on the waterworks and nobody believes that she’s a psychopath that is trying to make your life hell.

I see too many men that just don’t get the system. I don’t do family law, but it’s absolutely easy to destroy a man in court with a lot of conjecture.

One thing is for certain is that this probably isn’t the first time she has assaulted this guy. He didn’t need medical attention so he must know something we don’t about her episodes.

The crazies fuck the best and all bitches go from 0 to 60 over something. You can probably cheat on her all day and she’ll forgive you, but game over if you ever play that bitch in some fuckin Yu-Gi-Oh…

There needs to be a monopoly card with her weak ass “White girl tears” face lol.