Dexter Season 8, The End is inevitable

Girl Rant 15

a certain person YET AGAIN showing everybody what a goober he is. TFO as well. saying you wouldn’t fuck Charlotte Rampling (or “pussyfooting” [heh] over the issue) at ANY time period is a complete insult to the entire gamut of sexuality.

google image search “Juergen Teller’s Le Louvre” and tell me you won’t fuck CR right now. i’ll fly to your house and punch you in the jimmy with my 4 fingered CRDF* ring

*Charlotte Rampling Defense Force

Oh, and I just realized.

Quinn went one entire episode without doing something Quinnish.

Sike. Random storyline pairing that nobody gives a shit about with Nanny Maid and still being generally useless. Quinnism is still in full effect

Eh, so far it was just to give a reason as to why Dexter had to take Harrison with him to the motel.

I’m sure he’ll get right back on track to being the shitty character we all know and hate though.

Regarding 1) she probably has circumstancial evidence or inadmissable evidence, not enough to nail him.

I have a feeling that Harry might have told her that if she ever finds out that he broke the code, she should put him down. It’s probably why she came out just after Laguerta died. Evelyn probably killed that guy just to get into the investigation and closer to Dexter, nothing else to it really…and she has her own moral code she would be following, like Harry’s code, except killing psychopaths and taking brain pieces as her trophies.

Even if all she had was circumstantial Batista would’ve nailed Dexter’s ass to the wall. He showed up to Laguerta’s party after the presumed Time of Death. With that, the animosity from Laguerta and all the other shit, Dexter wouldn’t have made it to a 6 month time skip. A sting wouldn’t even be needed.

And this isn’t just after Laguerta died. This is SIX MONTHS afterwards. Why the hell would she wait half a year to sit on this shit? Nothing special was really going down until she showed up.

Her fascination with Dexter was apparent right from the beginning, so it’s easy to assume that she isn’t after Dexter to set him up. She would’ve been more inconspicuous and certainly not try to taunt him the way she has if she didn’t want something more out of him. Being the “Psychopath Whisperer” is quite a dangerous profession, like a lion tamer but worse. lol

Producer talks about ep 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfvIawMOgqs

Promo for ep 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LEYdpc508c

Clip from episode 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-Ujwyd4eI

I was bugged that Dex seemed at peace in spite of his biggest loose end ever (Deb). Maybe part of him learning to be more human is being a more sloppy serial killer?

I pretty much hate the entire show right now. Im just going down with the ship since its the last season.

…Okay…thanks for that contribution.

Spoiler

Coked out horny Debra gave me the most memorable boner in recent memory.

That’s exactly how I like my womens!

That was her. Best give me the dick scene ever

Fuck man lundy’s ass was the most nudity in a deb sex scene

I really liked this episode, Deb going off the deep-end is fucking great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsUG4JMt0KA

^ Crazy long Michael C. Hall interview that you guys might want to check out.

Just as expected…

[details=Spoiler]Oooh I wonder who this mysterious person with small, gloved hands and pointing a gun at the murder suspect could be…

Dr.Vogel is orchestrating everything, but to what end? Why is she so eager to end up on the table? I guess she’s confident that her faux-maternal love towards Dex will conquer all.

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[details=Spoiler]Yeah, I mean I guess it’s her but this is some stupid Russian Roulette to play. She knows what Dexter’s capable of. If she really is behind this as a bait-and-switch, she’s playing with fucking fire. And again, if it really is her, why now?

And on the Deb front shit’s not adding up. Unless she doubled back to her house to grab another gun I would assume she only had the one which was taken by El Zappo. Idk, maybe I’m overthinking that one but it seemed really random even for new Rock Bottom Deb.

Oh, and Quinn still being Quinn…hurray…[/details]

Debra is ugly as fuck.

This show sucks. It’s been barely watchable after season 2, this season just solidifies it’s time to put old yeller down.

I hope they throw a different swerve for Dr. Vogel then the one we are all thinking. Also I feel sort of concerned that she is going to bring up a point of Dexter NOT being a psychopath or something due to him occasionally displaying human emotions either leading to the idea he is some sort of Super psycho or that Harry and her rules accidentally made him into a killer when he didn’t have to be.

I do hope they have some other plot lines set up for this season and they wrap this Debra self destructive spiral and Dr. Vogel threads up soon, they aren’t really gelling that well.

The show has never really been that smart, so them doing a 3 tiered mindgame with Dr.Vogel really being innocent with all that guided evidence would be something out of left field. If they did that (and made it believable) I would be genuinely surprised.

Dexter does have some semblance of a conscience and his protectiveness over his sister goes a little beyond the “loyalty via ownership” mindset psychopaths general have towards family members and friends.