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Or maybe he’s going insane.
I wouldn’t know, since I’m completely normal, and all.

Niacin(I forgot how much he said take)… Take that shit… flushes your system in like two days(Source: Word on the Skreets irl)…

Shitty thing about it is that it makes you hot… I’m sure you could search the i-net for more info on that shit…

Need a job? Print out a resume and go hunt. Accept that you’ll have to find something shitty, but at least it’ll be work.
Fat? Go outside and run everyday. Diet. Cut out foods high on carbs.
Girls? Gather confidence from your job and weight loss, go meet women and socialize.

Also, avoid wasting time on this site. Its true that some people have to try much harder at certain things in life, but that’s just the nature of it. You have to man up and force yourself out of your comfort zone so you can create change. Yes, its hard. Yes, its gonna suck for a while. Once you reach your goal you’ll never look back.

Makes me hot?
I do need to look more attractive, as my mexican powers are failing me.

I was told about these drinks and stuff that help flush out your system. However, when accused to taking these type of tests, I heard it’s jail time. But then again, the stuff I’m smoking isn’t exactly legal either.
Luckily, I got myself a job atm that does not test (<3 this city for having no jobs have drug test, even the big ones), so I’m okay for now.

I didn’t realize you were the king of sorrow. Im sorry I don’t want your throne, I just wanted suggestions to make my life better.

lol fuck those drinks you can from herbal shops…

Niacin is a vitamin… idk about herbal shop drinks… it may get you clean but your ass could be losing a kidney behind them damn witch doctor drinks…

I’d stick with niacin if my ass had to get clean in an instant…

It seems the general opinion is “get a job, and get a gym membership and take it from there”

suicide

It doesnt get any better. You will get fatter, shorter, balder, poorer, and more fucked up as life goes on. If this idea upsets you, end it now

As a fit, good-looking man (of average height), I wanted to say something in here.

You should provide your name and location before you kill yourself. That way, we can confirm you did it and the mean people in this thread will feel bad.

Instilling guilt is one of the very best motives for suicide.

My name is Erick Maximillion Erickson. I stay in a hood of chicago. and I don’t think Im going to kill myself yet. Im gonna try the get a job/workout thing for a bit. If thaat doesn’t work then Ill kill myself. Thus making the people happy who want to see that.

Then why are you still alive?

No, you just need to realize your full potential.
You don’t need friends, you need anime
You don’t need girls, you need porn
You don’t need a community, you need the approval of SRK in the form of “likes”

Computers and the internet have made real life relationships obsolete. Its time for you to cast of the shackles of a doomed world and to forge your own.

there hasn’t been an anime since welcome to NHK that I liked. I don’t need more porn… up to 5 times a day now. And to the SRK community Im pretty much an obscure random loser. (I understand your comment was supposed to be sarcastic…I think).

But fat black people are the coolest people on the planet.

Also, as stated before, you don’t really have any problems from what I can tell.
You have internet, so you’re living a lot better than most people I know.
You’re still in your 20s, it’s not too late to do anything.
Find a job, while finding one try to pick up random hobbies, see what you like.
While finding a job and hobbies, run because you’re fat and wanna lose weight. But if you don’t want, that’s okay too.

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM!!
You basically came into this topic and said, "Yo’, I’m 1 of 90% of people in the world (outside of race, of course)! Should I kill myself?"
You don’t need a girlfriend, shit will only piss you off more! Just find a hobby you enjoy… but you need to go out and find out.
And from what it sounds like to me, you have a lot of spare time so you can afford to be lazy AND find a hobby.

weed

I dunno man, the older I get, the more completely fucking awesome I become.

I’m excited to think of what I’ll be like at 60. Probably have a badass bionic arm or something.

:rofl: C’mon dude, I’m screwing with ya. The only advice I can give you is the same thing you’ve heard. Basically, if you see something about yourself that you don’t like, work to change that. For what it’s worth, I presently don’t have a significant other and I could stand to lose some weight. On top of that, I am an alcoholic. THAT is the part that I have to stop first, but I’m squeezing in some weight loss along the way. I think my money situation is okay, but I’m not rich so I can do better. Hopefully this helps.

-Starhammer-

Thank you starhammer.

Nothing external can bring you happiness, don’t feed into what society wants/expects you to be.

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You are unhappy because you believe it, expectations can add to the illusion. Walk the streets of Calcutta India and see true misery.

yeah, but awesome only gets more awesome. Shitty only gets shittier.

Life sucks, there’s no denying it. But if you’re able to post on a street fighting website, life hasn’t gotten shitty enough for you. Keep on trooping, and see where life takes you.