Plato said the first step to true wisdom was admitting your own ignorance.
But laughing at yourself does seem more fun.
Plato said the first step to true wisdom was admitting your own ignorance.
But laughing at yourself does seem more fun.
I know this has been overused but hope it applies. All you need is a little push. Hope you’re not a troll.
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You need a hug!
You whiny ass pity party havin mother fucker…now you’re making threads about this shit? You don’t want advice. You’ve been given advice many times over already. You KNOW what your problems are the only solution is to fix them, one by one, and you fucking know this. You’re unhappy? Get happy you lazy prick. You’re probably stuck posting this here because everyone who WAS in your life is tired of hearing you bitch and do nothing to put yourself in a better spot. At least have the decency to wallow in self pity quietly, since you’re never gonna step up to the plate ya god damn coward.
No, Starhammer!!
I thought you were a flaweless human being!! My image of you is now all corrupted and shit!!! asdklfj;klsfjd;lfkjalgkja;lgjadlgkajlkgald
Look, OP should watch ponies like me.
He’ll be happy all the time! The music on that show is great and it’s all about ways to avoiding killing yourself.
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i’m not saying you should do it.
but this just popped into my head
Plato use to use boys thighs to jack off.
You’re gay!
Well, there it is.
No wonder you are feeling like you don’t matter.
Even your name is redundant. :shake:
How to improve your life:
Step one: Get a cool nickname.
Give it to yourself, if necessary.
Step two: Move far away.
Obviously your present environment is not condusive to cool nicknames sticking.
Step three: Profit.
Seriously… it can’t possibly hurt.
Step four (optional): If you are still feeling depressed, get help.
If a cool nickname and change of scenery cannot assuage your depression, then you definitely need professional help.
And by professional help, I mean hookers.
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or just switch up your grip when you masturbate
I was going for more of a “Vegas is the answer for everything” kind of angle, but sure.
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Join the military and gtfo SRK imo.
Hugs…?
Gay…?
I don’t think you can even begin to comprehend how gay it can get!
Hugs?
Tilt your hat and make sure it matches your shoes.
Done.
Jiffy Lube is always hiring.
Man, one of these days im going to make a thread about how fuckin’ awesome I am. How every time Im out, bitches want to feed me grapes and twirl their fingers in my super beard. Men get crazy jealous but do whatever is needed to gain my approval. I usually just have them go find chumps like the OP and beat’em up. After being beaten thoroughly I have my goons give them some toot so they become all brain dead and do whatever I tell them. That way I dont have to deal with the jealousy and my goons dont have ugly busted knuckles and dirty shoes.
This shit is true! I never lie!
That’s good advice. OP, if you move up here, I’ll make sure people call you Ermac or Ermax.
I’d read it.
In fact, you just made the topic… RIGHT NOW!!
I should make a topic about my life too… but everyone who would read it would think I’m a very, very strange person and that I keep getting myself involved in the most retarded sounding shit. But making a topic like that would have people think I’m very strange and retarded, and I wouldn’t want anyone thinking that now, would I?
What did I just watch? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST MAKE ME WATCH???