that’s true. Saw a truck somehow go of a ramp in the middle of nowhere and flip over while rolling. No airbags went off. That shit bothered me.
abut it was hilarious as fuck though, so hey. hahaha
my uncle tells me originals is actually a good show so well see.
Like I said before, must be the same writers as the WWE.
Also, how did Elijah not recognize Celeste while talking to her in New Orleans?
It appears that Celeste came back in a different body; I barely remember the flashback scene but this modern-day Celeste looks like a different actress.
*Orrrrr it’s some magical stuff that helped her prevent detection. Magic is always that cheap super-power that can be used to explain anything.
Loophole City 2
marcel is in a haze because davina died last week.
Rebecca is hot. Not like The Lovely 3 of Loophole City 1 but hot nonetheless.
Black Panther Alfonse nigga shows up at an offering spot Rebecca showed up at. He immediately put her in a chokehold and begins some ritual shit. Black Panther is on the come up.
klaus has problems motivating the other vamps to do his bidding. They all follow marvel before him.
marcel goes to see Only Human Girl. Just some whiney talk.
heeeeeeyyyyyy fayyyyeeee! She’s smoking. All day everyday.
marcel tells a story of how klaus took down Black Panther Alphonse. It was pretty simple. Klaus gained his trust. Set up a deal. Then killed that nigga.
BPA is doing a ritual over Rebecca’s body. Looks like he drained her “power”? Says he gonna make klaus wish he could die. I lol.
Sophie shows her face. Klaus immediately chokes it.
Elijah threatens a vamp to give him some info. I love how he threatens people. He’s so polite and proper.
awwwwwww shit!!! Black panther finds the HN2IC. Black on black crime after the commercial break!
black panther tosses marcel around like a rag doll. He’s outmatched. And now he’s about to be sacrificed.
klaus saves him. He’s getting defeated.
Elijah and Faye find Rebecca. Because she can’t die, she’s an endless source of power to the black panther alfonse. They get her out of the spell. Klaus turns the table on BPA. The BPA flees. Klaus wants Only Human Cammy to find someone to help HN2IC get better to feed on. She offers up herself despite klaus’ objection.
haha. Elijah broke a dudes neck so fast. Lol.
it seems Superwitch #4 is from the past and marcel knows her. He hired her to kill klaus. obviously it didn’t happen.
Klaus gives a speech before the quarter. He wants them to fight alongside him or leave. A few leave. But many stay.
the BPA has channeled many vamps to put the power in what looks like a dragon claw and gives it to Celeste who in turn kills him.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Next week… Celeste reconnects with Elijah as more vamp vs witch war commences.
This is soooo good right now. It’s unfortunate that Black Warlock/Panther is…no longer with us, apparently. That was one badass new villain (*in a show where everyone is a villain.)…he performs the “ceremony” and just like that…he has an XCOPY of your power…shit is awesome, man. I suppose there is now a magic transfer of the power to Celeste. The witch/warlock side is actually a credible threat now.
I’m sure my baby Davina will be back somehow later… since Celeste has already shown that witches can just be brought back magically, or find some other magical means of cheating death. I have faith that she will grace our tv screens again soon…
*ALERT– The outstanding “Diana”(Shelley Perfection Hennig) from Secret Circle is apparently on MTV’s Teen Wolf now…so I’ve immediately become a fan and I am fully on board with that show now.
She was the one who revived the 4 witches, so it’s not her. Whatever shes been doing to stay alive happened waaayyy before recent events.
Gasp!!
There is a god!!!
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Looks like I’ll have to add teen wolf to my list of shows.
Oh yeah, and Jessica Parker Kennedy (the 4th witch of the Secret Circle gang) is on Black Sails. She’s already been naked and already had a lesbian sex scene.
Holy crap the shit just hit the fan… Tyler KNOWS what went down now…he knows that Klaus got a piece of Caroline’s sweet little blonde peachfuzz cute ass! It is SO on. He appeared to be ready to finally move on from the quest for vengeance…well, so much for that. The hatred for Klaus will now zoom right off the charts again… she may even be included in his hatred at this point.
heh heh…there he is…TYLER with the Look of Disgust™! Gasface like a muthafucka…
annnnd here’s the Thriller Eyes™! He’s in the mood to literally rip a head off right about now… now she runs off in shame like a guest on the Maury Show!
So, now we have the old Damon back who is ironically more evil than Klaus…
It’s funny how I know it’s TVD and it’s on the CW, but still I was hoping he was gonna say “You fuckin’ whore!” or something really bad. In a situation that horrible he should’ve said something really damning that he can’t take back, but I do think Caroline got off way too easy.
But then again this is the Vampire Dairies. There’s very few consequences, and any that are dished-out don’t really stick.
And lol at Damon, his concept of morality bounces back and forth like a game of Pong or something.
Interesting thing is how they still want to portray Caroline as a likeable character…but Ty is 100% in the right to be “pissed off to the highest point of pisstivity” as one of my old profs would say… the audience should remember that Klaus is the same dude that killed Ty’s mom. No, he won’t be simply getting over that any time soon…probably not ever. I most likely would’ve gotten violent with her for real, the more I think about it. Since this is the world of television/fiction, we know they will probably get back together again at some point, but that would be completely unforgivable for me, despite how cute/hot she is. There’s plenty of other hot pieces of ass out there (especially since this is CW/VampireDiaries World! No one is ugly!) he could get with…Caroline/Tyler relationship should be beyond the point of no return now.
…besides, with the added bonus of being a hybrid… it would make it that much easier to upgrade anyway. You could truly have any insanely hot woman you want with just the compulsion power.
*Damon back to his old self, and hanging out with Evil Enzo… hell yeah this is also what the show needed. Sappy, Good-hearted Damon doesn’t make for good entertainment. They could get sooo much good mileage story-wise out of the things that have happened in the past 2 or 3 episodes now.
Ah, CW shows, why do you kick so much ass? Have mercy on those other poor networks…
Hype for Damon/Enzo antics.
TIS mentioned it but how come you mofos didn’t tell me about Jessica Parker Kennedy before? She reminds me of Logan Browning.
yup, damon heel turn, now we just need the writers of originals and vampire diaries to teach the WWE writers how to write…
Loophole City 1…
Elena is now Katherine. I like this. I hated Elena because she was a sluttymcsluttyslut and tried to string everybody along. Now Katherine is more legit. She wants Stefan. I like that as well.
Damon has returned to being evil as he and Enzo are hunting down the dude responsible for torturing him. I expect the body count to jump drastically. I like this as well.
there’s a new chic in town to help out the dude that captured Damon. She’s hot. I like this.
I love that Katherine is all flirty with Stefan. Makes my dick hard.
wolf/hybrid Tyler, Nadia, and Only Human are doing shots. Hopefully she fucks one of them. She’s pretending her moms dead obviously.
at a “bitter babe party”, Stefan and Katherine dance as she subtlely tries to get him attracted to her.
Damon is looking for somebody and he threatened Jeremy’s life for bonnies help.
-lol! Damon and Bonnie meet up with Stefan and Caroline and show the picture of Jeremy tied to Katherine. Because she’s acting like Elena she does a “OMG! Jeremy!!” face. But then she turns away and gives a “oh, who gives a shit” look.
there’s a new witch from Bonnie’s class. She looks ok. Sexy lips. She casts a locator spell since Bonnie has no more powers. They’re trying to locate the dude Damon wants to kill.
I don’t get why Jeremy just doesn’t break free and fuck up Enzo. Wasn’t he a vampire hunter not too long ago.
Katherine and Stefan find Jeremy. Lol @katherine giving CPR.
Damon found the scientist dude. As he and Enzo leave, Stefan tells him
Not to return to mystic falls. Damon agrees.
only human seems to have deciphered that Katherine is Elena.
Damon and Enzo find Scientist dude. But the hot chic he was with earlier seemed to be a witch and she and a bunch of other witches vast a spell and Damon gets captured.
Katherine’s so fucking hot now that she’s Elena.
looks like Damons been turned into an Augustine vampire.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Next week… Katherine fucks Damon? Good!!
The return of The Originals AKA The OGs AKA Loophole City 2…
episode begins with Rebecca waking up in a torn-down, old mental hospital. There’s no one there, but she sees mental patients everywhere. She tries to flee and is stabbed in the back by Genevieve, a badass witch who looks like she knows how to do genjutsu.
Klows is held captive by Celeste somewhere and Elijah is on the hunt for him and rebecca.
back to Rebecca and Genevieve… A flashback showing how they were once friends and nurses in the mental ward they’re not in but in 1919.
heeeeyyyyyy faaaaaayyyyeeeee! Oooh! Looking preggo I see.
Celeste marked Elijah with a binch of names. Weird shit. Some kinda riddle I guess.
I guess Genevieve has Klows in the same mental ward. She stabs him and pulls the knife out after cutting him from neck to belly. He’s very pissed. He also doesn’t seem to be held down very well. I predict he’ll get out of there pretty soon unless some major witchcraft is going on.
Elijah and the HN2IC are chasing down the names on his body.
Genevieve somehow shows Klows through some genjutsu how Rebecca and the HN2IC tried to have him killed.
genevieve is quite attractive btw.
StarCrossed is gonna be a new show on CW. It looks incredibly crappy. Can’t see myself watching unless some magnificent POA is on it. It is the CW so I’ll at least take a peek for the potentials
looks like Rebecca and marcel didn’t hire Genevieve to kill Klows. They wanted her to revive Klows’ father to kill and terrorize him. Seeing this in Rebecca’s mind, Klows becomes enraged.
damn. Damn. To keep her secret from Klows in 1919, she infected Genevieve with the plague and compelled all the orderlies to stay in the hospital until they died. O^O.
Klows sucks some Genevieve’s blood and is revived. And of course, incensed. He begins his search for Rebecca.
marcel and Elijah arrive and search for Rebecca and Klows.
Klows stalks Rebecca like Jason from Friday the 13th. Klows beats her ass. Marcel joins in. He also gets his ass kicked. Elijah saves them with a timely stab to Klows heart.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Next week… Marcel and Rebecca run for their lives.
i almost wanted to jump through the tv and save my rebecca. shes perfect. i need to watch next weeks teaser to see whats up next. nick really needs to just hold that L, and be like, i brought this on myself, and at least my sister regretted it and tried to stop it. i know hes a psycho vampire/wolf, original, so that is probably out the window, but id like to see by the end of the season, at the very least he gets over that.
i love, the originals. 
Loophole City 2…
show starts off with a flashback of when Elijah and Klows were cool. Also shows Klows trying to hook up with a black chic.
Klows is really weak after being stabbed by a knife with some magic on that shit.
meanwhile my baby Faye has Celeste tied up to a tree around a pack of wolves. She wants her to reverse the spell that they can’t turn into wolves on command.
marcel and Rebecca are on the run. They know they can’t run forever because Klows is a diabolical motherfucker. So they hatch a plan to revive davina (yay!) and have her do a cloaking spell. They have to return to NO, though. I don’t see Klows staying injured and in bed for too long.
lol. Elijah finds Faye and Celeste and wants Celeste. Faye wants her with her and the wolf pack to assure the spell works and their curse is free. Elijah disagrees and wants to take her. He says an army would have to stop him. Faye says “I have one” and the pack snarls. Then Elijah just takes Celeste with his superspeed and is out! Lol.
Klows is back at full strength.
He knows marcel and Rebecca are in town.
He just picked a white oak stake (aka the only thing that can kill an OG)
It’s about to go down.
Elijah gives Faye Celeste’s spell. They wanna make out but they don’t. Celeste revels in how Elijah holds back from doing her because of Klows. Elijah bites her cuz she’s right.
btw, this flashback of Klows’ father? Fuck. He’s a bad motherfucker. Can’t wait till he comes back/shows up.
Rebecca and marcel find davina’s body. But Rebecca somehow gets trapped in the graveyard. Marcel flees with D’s body.
celeste cast a spell to trap the OGs. She kills herself to try to find another host body. But Elijah planned for it. She goes into her original body. And Elijah kills her. For reals this time.
marcel has davina and… She’s alive again.
Klows is on the hunt. But Elijah finds her first. He defends her. Klows’ eyes go black…
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Next week… Looks like an OG war.
Needs angrier GIF. Bullshit.