Degrassi/Vampire Diaries/teen dramas

General Discussion
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I didn’t know that Klaus won an award at the PCA 2014

Favorite actor in a new TV series

• Andy Samberg

• Jonathan Rhys Meyers

• Joseph Morgan – WINNER

• Michael J. Fox

• Robin Williams

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Ah, I should’ve informed Swordsman then about it… there was a marathon of The Originals on yesterday, on TVGN. That network has become a new, mini-me version of SoapNet recently… they now show Bold & the Beautiful (featuring the incredible, ridiculously hot as hell Rena The Eyes™ Sofer), Y&R, and now The Originals… next Saturday will be a marathon of Reign, though I don’t care about that show…the main girl on there is a cute one…still, that time-period (+the lack of any supernatural or sci-fi stuff) is quite off-putting for me. Those were the days when women wore 46 layers of clothing…terrible, man… I’ll continue to pass on that one.

Sheeeit, I still checked out most of the marathon yesterday, even though I’ve seen the episodes already… had to see that legendary scene where certain people at the church got slaughtered…a whole group of people taken out by one character in literally about 3 seconds… The shit was TOO awesome…then that showdown later of Klaus vs. what looks like the ENTIRE New Orleans vampire clan. The show kicks ass in so many ways. It’s a real shame if any fan of supernatural stuff is missing this.

*one of the little things about TVD and Originals I always enjoy— when the werewolf eyes are out on display…that shit looks badass every time they show it.

…actually, that makes me wonder if they could do yet another spin-off, focusing on werewolves… unfortunately, there’s no major wolf characters on either show at the moment, except for Hailey…and she’s crucial to the plot of Originals at the moment. Ah, there’s also Tyler, but he’s in the “hybrid creature” category.

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Good shit. Congratulations, Klaus.

All our favorite shows return from break this week. Including Reven83, which Im finally caught up on. The drama is so amazing. As it stands right now, Emily’s plan got screwed up and she got shot by the fiancé that she hates instead of just framing Victoria. Last seen, Emily fell overboard a yacht after getting shot in her wedding dress.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

This will be a good week.

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The return of Reven83…

  • Emily was last seen (or rather not seen) getting shot and falling overboard after marrying Daniel. Shes awake now and it seems she either had amnesia or she’s faking amnesia? She’s upset that her big plan fell thru.

  • there’s a new girl on the show who has history with Aiden aka James bond. She looks familiar. Don’t remember her name. Hot with a mole on her lip. She knows Emily’s entire deal.

  • Emily is feigning amnesia.

  • Daniel is actually in love With an old girlfriend who he ran over.

  • Victoria knows Daniel shot her. She’s been doing damage control. She’s been implicating Lydia. Conrad doesn’t believe it. Keeps trying to find out who shit Emily.

  • ah! My memory just crystallized! Chick with the mole used to be on Dat New Melrose Place. She was the doctor who moonlighted as a call girl to pay her bills. Great fucking pickup.

  • damn. Because of the gunshot locations, Emily can’t have babies. Emily becomes even more depressed.

  • she’s in a wheelchair. Still in a recovering state.

  • oh shit. Noel got tricked by Victoria’s other son Michael into getting the box with Emily’s secret plans and pics and shit. Emily gave it Noel because she was never gonna see him again after the big finale. Now Victoria has it.

  • oh. The box didn’t have all the good shit. So it’s ok. Kinda. Victoria is talking mad shit right now. The dialogue is so fucking good on this show.

  • Emily now calls the press to exclaim her memory has returned. She says Lydia shot her.

  • damn. Forgot how good Emily is. She planned on having Victoria getting the box. All part of a new plan to take down the graysons.

  • she breaks up with James bond. Good. Hate him and his stupid accent.

  • the new girl from Melrose place’s name is Bianca. She’s actually there to avenge the killer of her father who actually is aiden. Oh, and then they fuck.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Emily comes out front and tells Daniel he knows he shot her. Says she loves Daniel and loves the lifestyle. Next week, lots of psychological warfare.

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The return of the OGs aka The Originals aka Loophole City 2…

  • Rebecca is dialoguing. She’s fine.

  • devina is unlocking the compelling that every vamp has ever done to Only Human Girl.

  • heeeeeeeyyyyyyy Faaaaayyyyeeeee! She looks kinda Preggo. Still sexy though. Elijah wants to hit that. Of course I can’t blame the man.

  • Rebecca turns down the HNIC (or should I say HN2IC?) why? Because he’s down with klaus again. That’s cold.

  • davina is real sexy too.

  • the other witches (who will probably die later since one of them is new and usually witches die around here) are trying to get a locator spell going to find davina and to… Idk what else.

  • just found out Only Human Girls name is Cammy.

  • Klaus tries a different approach to finding her. Mainly, saying he’ll kill davina’s friend if she doesn’t show up where he says.

  • davina talks of killing klaus. I lol.

  • davina use her tk and puts klaus on his knees. She makes klaus’ wolf face show and discards him. She then turns to Elijah, talks some shit, and makes him choke on blood. She then turns to the HN2IC. He tries to calm her down. And then is stabbed in the back by Rebecca.

Fucking great segment. This display shows the new pecking order. Davina is more powerful than the OGs.

  • Rebecca now talks to davina. Rebecca has been on a girl power trip all episode. She’s really showing her chops.

  • Rebecca basically wants to team-up with davina. I don’t blame her, seeing as how she owned the OG brothers in seconds.

  • damn. Somehow klaus compelled davina’s friend to give her drink that poisons her. Diabolical. And well-planned.

  • davina lives. But her friend?.. Yeah. He’s dead.

  • Rebecca returns davina to the HN2IC.

  • klaus gets talked down to by Cammy.

  • huh. Looks like Rebecca is gonna be making a claim for the KONO (king of new Orleans) and with davina by her side, I can’t see why not.

  • meanwhile… It seems the other with is trying to revive Celeste. Elijah’s old girlfriend. And a powerful witch herself.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Next week… Celeste revived.

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DAMN!!!

Davina has SNK Boss Syndrome

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Why don’t we bring back Silas and Tessa from the otherside to N.O.

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It may be interesting to see how Silas would fare in a battle with the lovely Davina (that girl is an ULTRA COMBO on the hotness scale) He still has the edge of having experience though…well, along with mind control…though her powers continue to increase, and it’s looking like she might be going Phoenix “CAN’T CONTROL IT!” mode in the next episode.

Resurrection of Elijah’s old girl also brings up a bit of jealousy angle, since he and Hailey look to be SO close to bangin’ right now. They both want it, they need to go ahead and work that out.

*I forgot if Hailey has killed someone before, to trigger her wolf transformation curse…? That makes me wonder…what happens if she transforms while the baby is still in there…I suppose it theoretically continues to be alright.

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Haley can control her turning into a wolf remember? She taught Tyler to control when to turn into a wolf at will, etc.

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Loophole City 2…

  • davina is throwing up some black shit. Then an earthquake happens in the French quarter. But davina doesn’t seem to be able to have much to do with it.
  • Faye… I mean Haley tells Elijah about them digging up Celeste.
  • Sophia (a witch who I’ve been ignoring for the most part) dug up celeste’s body to try to harness her power and re-do the harvest.
  • oh shit. Elijah just found her.
  • the OGs and Sophia talk. Apparently, davina’s power was never supposed to be hers alone. Because the first harvest got fucked up, now a bunch of catastrophes are gonna happen unless maybe the harvest is recreated.

Fuck that’s a lot of typing. Just show me more faye.

  • davina looks hot in her jammies.

  • Faye wants to talk to Elijah. He blows her off. He’s still pissed about the consecration of Celeste’s grave.

  • the HN2IC takes davina. He cares about her a lot. Two random vamps try to stop him. I lol as their necks are snapped like he was the Big Show doing a double-choke slam.

  • awwwwww… Poor Faye is crying. Must be the hormones.

  • Klaus takes Faye… I mean Haley… To a church to deliver can goods… Annnnnd for klaus to deliver a threat to find davina. He actually gives Faye… I mean Haley some advice on talking to Elijah.

  • looks like the witches and Elijah are gonna dig up the OGs mom now.

  • another big plan has been hatched to recreate the harvest. They’re gonna revive Momma OG and transfer her power to Sophia and then spread it to some other dead witch relatives and then kill them and then the boogie-man drops down and eats some worms and then Batista comes out and Batistabombs everybody…

Look… The story is getting really convoluted right now. Too hard to explain all the loopholes.

  • looks like davina is gonna give herself up to kinda save the rest of new Orleans. I don’t see it happening though.

  • oh shit. They just slit davina’s throat to complete the harvest. No more rain and fire and shit. Ehhhhh… Shes probably not dead. Or she’ll come back. This is Loophole City 2.

  • ok. Looks like the people who were supposed to revive didn’t. Well that sucks. They’re playing sad music in the background. That usually means they’re actually dead.

  • ah! Guess what kids! More loopholes! Celeste was never dead for at least a year. And she brought back 3 other powerful witches from the grave.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Klaus is gonna stop by the original Loophole City on Thursday.

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i need to start writing about supernatural in here lol. The season just took a new twist…fuckin kane hahahah is the cop from psych. I nearly lost it.

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there is a thread for supernatural, why would you right about it in a thread that has nothing to do with that show. lol

anyways, dat originals was soooo good. 3 new [details=Spoiler]witch bosses[/details]. oh laawwwd. this show is such my fave. O M G. lol

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Be advised, we don’t spoiler every show as it fucking airs in the Supernatural thread.

Seriously. What the fuck is the point?

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Davina BETTER be ok and coming back soon…they must find a way to work that situation out. That girl is entirely too hot to be stopped from appearing on my tv screen regularly.

Holy shit Felicity’s ass when she got up just now on Arrow… she’s a top contender for hottest new CW sexpot… damn she needs to be bent the fuck over and spanked hard and thoroughly.

*back on point, Davina is an outright 10 out of 10. She’s unbelievable.

*I was thinking Original Mama would’ve been brought back but apparently not. I’m looking forward to some black magic shenanigans now with the new 3 that got resurrected.

…about the whole “can’t be killed” thing-- I wonder what happens if someone managed to cut the Original vamps’ heads off? Surely that would kill such creatures unless they could place their own severed heads back on and the slashed up neck would repair itself via the “supernatural healing factor”.

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no one posts in that thread anymore and this follows under the same umbrella…since ya know i started it years ago lol.

edit: lmfao i started this thread 7 years ago?? gawd damn

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Are we sure that the writers for Vampire Diaries and The Originals the same writers as the WWE writers???

I mean hell, we might see that Bray Wyatt, I mean Qetsiyah I mean Tessa might be behind the whole shenanigans. Then we’ll see Super Cena, I mean Stefan…

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Loophole City 1…

  • I misses the last ep. I guess Katherine is coming closer to dying everyday.

  • oh. So Elena and Damon broke up? Good. They never should’ve been together in the first place.

  • only human, Damon, Jeremy, and The Lovely 3, all gather around doing shots in memory of Katherine’s impending death. Then, her daughter shows up and in classic loophole city style, has figured out a way to keep her alive. The group says “fuck no.” but Nadia captured only human, buried his ass, and is using him as leverage for the group to go along with her plan.

  • so the plan is to make Nadia a vessel for Katherine’s spirit.

  • Nadia, Elena, and Stefan go one way and Bonnie, Caroline and Jeremy go looking for only human.

  • Caroline is so fucking gorgeous when she smiles.

  • oh look! After Caroline splits off from Bonnie and jeremy. And there’s klaus.

  • damon is still with Katherine while she has flashbacks. I’m good with that as long as I keep seeing flashbacks with Bianca Lawson.

  • Meanwhile as klaus as Caroline converse, only human is saved by another OG… Rebecca.

  • idk what’s up with whatever Elena and Stefan are at. Some dudes need their blood or something.

  • Katherine seems resigned to her fate as she won’t let Nadia help her.

  • caroline is so fucking hot.

  • klaus wants Caroline to admit she wants to fuck him in return for him going back to loophole city 2 and never returning. And BOOM! He fucks Caroline. In the woods. I’m so erect right now.

  • uh-oh. The show is playing sad music while Katherine is dying. Usually that means someone dies. Well… At least for about 4-5 episodes anyway.

  • wtf? Tyler is back? Of course he is.

  • huh? Katherine crossed over. Annnnnd now she’s back? Oh. She’s back just to hear Elena say “I forgive you.”

  • ahhhh! Of course. Katherine puts her consciousness into Elena right before she dies. Oh well. At least we got both of them in one body now.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Eh. Next week is about putting Katherine in her original body. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjh…

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Hell yeah… I was actually cheering Klaus on once again…hit that shit, man… hit it for great justice! Sweet Caroline…nice little titty-bounce in that scene too…then it was extra hot how flustered she was when getting back, trying to pretend like nothing happened out there.

Haha, and Tyler gets shitted on once again. Dude is eternally punked by the very existence of Klaus…it’s hilarious. He killed your mom…you’re pissed that you can’t do anything about it, and he just made that even more obvious back on Originals…NOW he just delivered BONE™ to your girl. The hits just keep rolling in for that poor sap.

*As can be expected of this show… Katherine’s daughter Nadiya is yet another smokin’ hot ass piece. Everyone came back for this special 100th episode…even that old Immortal Dude from Heroes…that guy hasn’t been seen since what, season 2?

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I hate that I like this vampire dairy bullshit. Predictable, and very inconstistent with science, but, entertaining non the less.

of to see originals

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it occasionally throws me for a loop. but originals is easily my favorite out of the two. everyone is technically a badguy except the baby witch and the human chick.