As always, be sure not to read this thread until you’re all caught up, as TIS likes to masturbate and spoil episodes simultaneously.
More people need to get in on the hype train for The Originals. It keeps getting better and better…it’s currently a bit more interesting to me than Vampire, actually. Oh and they remembered that werewolves are supposed to be badass and strong too, as Phoebe Tonkin’s character did alright defending herself on this most recent episode…and then there’s the various opposing sides shaping up in the story— Klaus vs. Marcel is building up nicely, but then there may be another side with Elijah apparently having his own plans as of recently, then Rebecca is still hanging around…and as dysfunctional and complicated as the Original family is, it’s not easy to tell who will team up or want to “dagger” the other one, or whatever…then there’s the power struggle for control of that smokin’ hot little thing Davina and her insane magic power… there’s so much going on here.
lol the originals is the best show…its like if you took all the heels in the wwe and gave them a show. its just who can out badguy the badguys lol.
im a lil confused was elijah actually walking around or was that some vulcan mindmeld shit.
Can’t wait for Qetsiyah VS Davina…or should i say this crew VS that crew…
The latter. Not sure how he was able to “pull his sister in” like that, though.
Loophole City…
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I could’ve sworn everybody knew Bonnie was dead already.
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with Stefan going into classic daytime soap opera amnesia shit, his relationship with Elena has reset.
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Elena is gorgeous man. I still want her with Stefan. However to have her then fuck Stefan after now fucking Damon, who she decided she wanted to fuck while she was fucking Stefan, would probably piss me off.
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Caroline… Damn she illuminates. Yes. Fuck that black guy. You know WANT IT.
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oh. So Jeremy was lying to everybody. That’s why nobody knew she was dead.
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I h8 you Elena. Why are you such a two faced tease. And yet so hot?
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only human is smarter than I thought he was. He recorded himself while he was sleeping to find out what’s going on.
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Stefan just kills the black guy who was crushing on caroline. Dammit CW. Why must you destroy my jungle fever fantasy?
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wait! Black guy is still alive!
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wait… I think black guy is dead.
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wait!!.. Black guy is still alive!
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wait!.. Black guy has a name ! It’s Jessie! Hey Jessie! Hey Jessie! It feels like a party everyday…
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what Elena? What? You expect Stefan to be all “oh! It’s ok that you fucked my brother while you say you wre in live with me. I forgive you.” fuck outta here with that shit.
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funeral time. Suchs that Bonnie is gone… Awww who am I kidding? This is loophole city we’re talking about. She’ll be back in three weeks. Tops!
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the bad thing (good thing?) for the show is that now there’s no witch to help them and create loopholes with her usual magic.
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oh look. Wolf boy is back.
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wait… Black guy is dead again.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Next week… The beginning of the return of Bonnie.
Does TVD hate black men? Geez…
its to counter balance the originals where black people are everywhere lol.
There’s an original werewolf in The Originals!!!
Loophole City…
- Black guy is alive!
- Elena is doing dialogue. And she’s been avoiding Damon for some reason. She’s such a bitch.
- Elena runs into some dude who knew Elena’s ex-roomate. (Ex because she died about 20 minutes after she was introduced.
- Oh god… new dude looks familiar from other CW shows. And he drops a couple of classic lines as if he was Dillon from Beverly Hills 90210…
Elena - "Some people want their loved ones to move on"
Rebel Without A Cause Dude - "Yeah? I’m pretty sure she would’ve not wanted to be dead."
dude starts to walk away
Elena - You got a name?
Rebel Without A Cause Dude - “Yup”… continues walking away My prediction? He’ll be fucking Elena soon because Elena is a whore.
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She’s fucking gorgeous though.
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Ah yes… masquerade halloween ball. It’s always an awesome time for CW shows because the girls always dress up really hot.
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Elena is still being a bitch to Damon at the party and… oh! she runs into Rebel Without A Cause dude. She compels him to stop acting like a dick… and he tells her the saddest sob story ever about how “Everyone who’s around me dies…” Elena. OBVIOUSLY feels like he’s a kindred spirit. After she releases him from the compelling, he leaves with the classic “Maybe I’ll see you around… or something”. I predict he’ll be fucking her in 4 weeks tops.
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Caroline is dressed like Bonnie from Bonnie & Clyde. Fucking hot.
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Quetsia (AKA Tessa) is dressed like Queen Aphrodite. Hot.
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I have no idea who Elena is supposed to be dressed as, even though she said it like 3 times. Still cute.
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Oh yeah… and Damon killed Stefan so that Silas could get something in exchange for maybe Bonnie coming back to life.
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Damon snapped Stefan’s neck so Silas could impersonate him, get close to Tessa, and get some info from her. He does, but she doesn’t know what he needs to know.
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Silas gets a headache which means Stefan is waking up. Damon snaps his neck again so Silas can do more hunting.
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Oh! APPARENTLY Katherine has a daughter… and she’s the chick who’s been holding her captive. Pipebom.
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Tyler (AKA werewolf boy) played his game right. He came back into town, fucked Caroline’s brains out… THEN told her he’s gonna leave her.
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As questsia tries to do a spell, Silas gets the headache again, which means Stefan is awake. But he plays it off like he’s still dead. And then gets up and snaps Damon’s neck.
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oh SNAP!!! Tessa finds out what the deal is with Stefan’s help. And she casts a spell while putting her hand into Silas’ chest. The spell turns Silas’ into an old. crusty motherfucker. That’s some powerful spell she can do. Won’t kill Silas but I guess we’ll find out later if it incapacitted him.
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BTW, Katherine’s daughter’s name is Katya.
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Damn. Tyler left Caroline when she practically BEGGED him to stay. He’ll probably be on Originals in a couple weeks.
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DAMN! Katherine gets lured back into town by Damon to have Silas feed on her and return him back to “life”.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
I’m still kinda confused by why Silas wants to be a human so he can die.
heh heh, I love seeing the tears and breaking heart…because if I was a character on this show, I’d definitely swoop in to try and catch Caroline on that emotional rebound! Women are obviously at their most vulnerable point after such wonderful devastation… I’ll descend upon her like a vulture.
Well, I guess Tyler (*smart plan–make sure to hit it one last time THEN break her heart and leave…nice) is about to show up in New Orleans/Originals Land?
Janina was looking so damn hot last night. Even Caroline’s pasty self was cute. And I am with you Million. I would have jumped down like Batman on the rebound with Caroline. I’m still trying to figure out why Katherine didn’t die from getting drained.
lol how does tyler still have a job…does he have cancer? niggas been phoning it in…literally since last year.
Are you talking about the character or the actor?
both lol. hes talkin bout gettin my boy sylus…sounds like he’s show jumpin.
uh?
You mean Klaus? So, tyler is like Brock Lesnar. Only is on TV for like a second. I guess Katherine is immortal as well after she took “the cure”… Can’t wait to see characters crossover from The Vampire Diaries to The Originals and vice versa. Yup, it’s like the 1990s with Hercules and Xena…
EDIT: Elena was Anne Boleyn (she said it in the episode as well)
So, the hidden anchor that Silas was trying to find is the dagger that Matt is supposed to keep safe…
Loophole City synopsis…
- there’s a new vampire. It’s called an Agustine Vampire.
- the anchor isn’t a thing. It’s a who. It’s Silas’ old love.
- and Silas’ old love is a Doppleganger. Which means…
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
That’s right kids! Elena Dobrev is now playing 3 people. If you didn’t think it before, believe it now: Vampire Diaries is truly the Nina Dobrev Show.
Tonight was all about that scene with Nina in a goddamn towel… ohhh this show, lawd have mercy… it’s like they knew this happens to be yet another “thing” for me (women with nothing but a towel on, fresh out of the shower), and they just wanted to fuck with me like that.
3x Nina Dobrev is quite alright with me. It must be nice to have them all at the same time.
CW continues to serve up more “Candy” Accola too with those car commercials on nearly ever break. This network is so, so good to me.
I noticed that swordsman doesn’t talk about the originals…
lmfao these witches are wayyy too adjusted to the modern world. did they like absorb the whole internet? ikea jokes?