Well then…that’s rather dark.
Fuck off, cock-breath. I made an account here in the early 2000’s for Virtua Fighter 4 and forgot the password.
I got approached by a bum last night and posted in a relevant thread.
Sit the fuck down, “AlphaCommando.” What a tryhard name. You’re probably some pimply nerd in a wheelchair.
In Alpha’s defense, you do kinda come across as a bitch, and nobody gives a shit about your stupid bookstore encounters.
Yes, I see you are his butt buddy, liking his posts, and now swooping in to be his white knight. I’m sure you two make a cute couple.
Sorry you were too stupid to see the clear comparison I drew between aggressive salesmen and bums.
Oh, wait. I’m not sorry. Dumbass.
One time me and my cousin was at the store and this bum ask for spare change. My cousin was feeling generous that day and gave ten dollars, long story short after we finish looking around the store we saw the same bum getting in his 2013 benz e350.
Lesson of the day never give a bum any money.
Wear headphones, ignore them
and there’s always mace.
or a can of Raid will do.
just sayin.
“I’m a nice guy!”-Don Rickles
this Stinger nigga, calling people dumbass after saying he forgot his password, calling people nerds but got bullied by bums…lmfao
Do they just scuttle away, going “Woo-woo-woo-woop!” like Dr. Zoidberg?
sup me from the past, dont take that call center job and college loans are going to fuck you over pretty bad but hey you graduated 
oh yeah ATL bums are scary, dont make eye contact with the ones downtown at night
LOL. Good stuff.
Bums are attracted to eye contact like zombies are attracted to sound.
actually I was referring to a can of mace…
but that’s even better!
that said, I’ve noticed that ever since Bloomberg left, like literally the exact moment he left as NYC mayor,
all of the homeless came out in droves!
like before it was rare to see a homeless person on the trains. You’d see em, but not often.
Now its like an epidemic.
like pre Giuliani days.
I’m not liking that. not liking that at all. at all. uh uh. no one wants that.
this new mayor better shape up and flex the strong arm on these peddlers. its bad enough taking the train. I don’t want to be blitzkrieged every time I take it by beggers. especially smelly unbathed ones.
Imma see the homeless dudes at the corner and roll down my window and hold out my hand. When they come over to me Imma dap them niggas up and drive away.
Glad I’m not the only noticing the growing number of bums in the NYC subway since Bloomberg left office. Before it used to be maybe once or twice a week, nowadays its every fucking day when I go/come back from work. Preggos walking around with their kids holding up sign, singing/dancing bums etc. Zero fucks given at this point. I’m tired from work-I don’t want to hear your shit en route to home period.
Perfect example yesterday- this bum entered the #4 train strolling around with a cart of sandwiches/bananas saying he ain’t a bum(sure smells like one though) and asking for ‘donation’ etc. Motherfucker had the nerve to say, ‘You know it’s a tragedy when good people do nothing’. Fuck you- the good people is sick and tired of bums asking for $$ every fucking day like we have no bills to pay, rent etc. Find a damn job and be productive in society like everyone else.
Good way to deal with bums would be to take inspirational from the awesome JCVD movie Hard Target.
Basically you bet a bum $100k if he gets to a certain point in the town within 2hrs he gets paid and neglect to tell him/her that a really rich person and a death squad will be hunting them down.