Dan and Skullo

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Mai: STFU ghey lord!!! Flashes Sheng Long

Sheng Long’s “Sheng Long” gets unlong

Sheng Long: Ahhhhhhh my ghey virgin eyes are blinded.

Mai: Shory-bitch-slap!!!

A flury of slaps stream against Sheng Longs face

Sheng Long: What this??? Baby Power??? OW…

…

Meanwhile in Eagles porn love shack…

Eagle: Wow he can turn into any SNK bitch???

Money sign bubble pops up over his head

Sonic lifts his head outta Eagles “Sheng Long”

Sonic: So does this mean i’m fired???

Eagle: Did I say you can stop bitch?

Just then…

Sakura: You punched a girl pussy!

Akuma: impersonating Sakura Awww my name is Sakura and i’m gonna cry when some one hits me.

Sakura: STFU!!!

Akuma: You didn’t cry when Ryu hit you… Thinks about it for a minute and then gets it Ohhhhhhhh you have a crush on Ryu!!!

Sakura: Hey is that your Churches Chicken over there???

Akuma: Hellz ya ho.

Sakura: Not any more. Shin Hadoukens it to pieces

Akuma: Now you gonna pay…

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Akuma : Now you gonna pay…that shit brought me a fuckload of money.

Sakura : And what you gonna do?

Akuma : This. SHUN GOKU PIMPSLAP…

Sakura : Ha! That skill’s useless

Akuma : …GHETTO STYLE!

Sakura gets pimpslapped to hell and back.

Akuma : Ryu or no Ryu, you my bitch now.

Sakura’s too dizzy to answer back.

Sheng Long : My ghey pride’s dwindling…I need something to make Dan revert to his old self, or else I’ll fuckin’ die! The joke must live on!

Out of nowhere, Choi surfing on Chang crashed into Dan.

Choi : Watch where you’re going, bird for brains!

Chang : You’re the one riding me!

Choi : Well, at least we escape from Kim and that other psycho bitch that’s just like him.

Chang : Yeah, but I think we landed in some deep shit.

Deep shit indeed, as they had landed in the middle of the most brutal pimp battle to ever grace the land. And Chang landing on “Mai” had forced “Mai” to revert to Dan!

Skullo : with sign that says : “DAYYYYYMN!”

Dan : That shit fuckin’ hurt. I got a 400 pound tub o’ lard on me! I can feel my dick gettin’ squashed by the second!

Skullo : pulls an inflatable Kim doll and inflates it

Chang&Choi : …the fuck? What the fuck is your assitant doing with an inflatable…Kim doll!? Fuck! We gotta get out of here!

They escape, but the Kim doll comes alive and back kicks the fuck out of the two.

Dan : Ow. Man, if I don’t get macked I’m never coming back!

Akuma : Hell, I feel fuckin’ bad doing this to another pimp…nah, you ain’t a pimp, you a scrub! 300$ for a sweet night with my ho.

Sakura is still dazed from that hellacious pimp slap.

Dan : Anything…I just need to mack a chick badly.

  • A sweet passionate night of wild sex later *

Sakura : Uh, what the shit am I doing?

Dan : I…did it. I finally did it. FATHER! I FINALLY MACKED SAKURA!

Sakura : Oh…no…oh fucking hell no. That can’t happen. That just didn’t happen.

Skullo : with sign that says “Them’s the breaks, kiddo, live with it.”

Sakura : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dan : I feel invigorated. Sheng Long! Now’s the time for round 2!

Sheng Long : Is…is that chick still naked?

Sakura : Fuck no!

Sheng Long : Then prepare to be defeated!

Dan : Oh hell no, not this time! Skullo! SECRET WEAPON!

Skullo pulls out a box, we can read on it : “ber Bayby Powdah”

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:cool: Igatona’s back.

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Wow, that was GOLD. I feel inspired. NEW POST TOMARROW!!!..I hope…

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Bump.

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man this is some funny shit.

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Despite me losing all respect for Bowling Pin as a person, I still have to say that his writing on this thread is hilarious, again…:cool:

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There you go again. Mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. :rolleyes:

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:lol: :lol: You got me there…

Btw, that’s just a quote that I like, it doesn’t actually describe me…

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Dan smacks shenlong with the baby powerd but it had no effect. soon dan release he need help for the heavens. Dan was shock when Herd a voice say Can you smell what the rock is cooking.

Dan: oh my god it’s the Rock the greatest pimp to ever live he’s the people’s pimp. nobody beats the rock oajyi.

Rock: you damn right jabinnori and I am going to lay the smackdown to shen-long rudy poo candy ass.

skullo shakes his head and does a peach sign.

ken and sean watch as the expect vistor walks towards shen-long.

Ken: who the fuck is that guy?

sean smacks ken in the face.

Sean: ken hush you mouth that’s the Rock your talking to.

Ken: the rock you mean the legendary people’s pimp am not worthy.

Sean yes he’s is one of the legendary pimps.

ken: the what about the aother legendary pimps.

Ken tap seans shoulder for a answer.

Sean: the other legendary pimps are Hulk Hogan,and the macho man randy savage.

soon the seen cuts back to the rock and shenlong.

Rock you shen-long I am going to stick my boot up you rudy poo candy ass.

shen-long you can not defeat me mortal for I am not real.

Rock: The rock doesn’t care if you real or not jabiniori he’s still going to lay the smackdown to your rudy poo candy ass. Can you smell what the rock is cooking.

lighting strikes the sky as these two giants duke it other. that’s all for today found who wins next time on

Dan and skullo.

sorry I had to make that one quick just to get the rock in their.

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somebody can add on this if they want.

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anybody:confused:

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Heh, we will…at some point…maybe…:wink:

Don’t worry, I’m not ready to let this die just yet. I’ll post something…at some point.

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:smiley: Great stuff.

I wonder if anyone from Capcom has ever read any fanfics?

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fucking hiliarous… couldn’t stop laughing…

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RESET!!!

With Sheng Long defeated, the battle between good and evil has ended. But only temporarily does peace stir in the hearts of men.

Now starting: Dan & Skullo: ONE YEAR LATER

Now, revive this shit down. I’ve got a new scene I’m dying to use later.

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THANK YOU JEBUS!

This makes going back to this so much easier. You wanna start BP, or should I?

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After you, I insist.

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Very well then. I can’t refuse a request like that.

m121 presents

An SRK pimp production

Dan and Skullo: One Year Later

Dan (into speakerphone): Dammit, bitch, I asked for my pink lemonaide 45 minutes ago! Don’t make me psychic bitchsmack you from hear to Southfield!

Bitch’s Voice: Yes sir.

Frustrated, Dan leaned back in his pink fur chair and stared at the cealing of his office. After finally defeating Shen Long, Dan had proven himself worthy once again of holding the position of lv. 8 Pimpmasta. As a result, he was given a swanky new office, a whole new batch of hoes, and an unlimited supply of Big Macs (compliments of Akuma). Unfortunately, his current bitches were still rookies, and they’re impudence was very annoying. Dan’s patience finally snapped when he heard a knocking at the door.

Dan: Damn that hoe! I’ve been in here without anything to drink for almost an hour. slams glass of half-drunk pink lemonaide on the table and rises from his seat She bout to get it now!

With all of his pimply might, ran to the door, threw it open, and swung his mighty backhand…only for it to connect with the masked face of his partner Skullomania.

Dan: SHIT! Oh man, I’m sorry dawg. I thought you were one of my hoes.

Skullo gave a wave of dismissal. As Dan turned to return to his seat, Skullo whipped out a pad of paper titled “Stupid people I need to hurt today” and adds Dan’s name to the list.

Dan: So, what’s up?

Skullo made a series of hopping and flipping movements. As a member of the SOSP (Secret Order of Silent Pimps), Skullo was incapable of speech, but Dan has learned to interpret his methods of communication after many long years of working with him.

Dan: Sean wants me in his office? Shiet, doesn’t he have anything better to do than bother me?

Skullo shrugged.

Dan: Oh, well, let’s get going.

Dan got up from his seat once again and walked towards the door with Skullo. The pimpmasta kicked the door down, causing the hoe standing by to deliver his lemonaide to fall flat on her face. Dan took the glass of lemonaide from her hand, took a sip, then shook his head.

Dan: Too much sugar…so hard to find good help these days…

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Guest starting MR.T plus the return of The Rock.

special guest stars: The Quanter kinghts , Rudy Roughnight and the Moogles

music Compose by Charlile