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What a nice way in covering up your asses…
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What a pimpy story…
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Oh, by the way, this article may be a great offense for the people living in New York… Since this… is… uh… well… that… it… em… uh… that… Oh, well. 
As Ryu and Ken were in the helicopter, they found a MEGA-UN-Friendly dummy. Who would rather “fly” on the sky instead of walking on the ground…
“SPIDER!! SPIDER!! SPIDER!! I HATH WEB SPITTER!!” Ryu screamed with top of his voice.
“Calmth your voice!!” Ken said as he gave Ryu “Shoryu RAPEpa”.
“I HATH SPITTER!!” Ryu yelled again as he pointed his middle finger outside.
Ken followed to where Ryu pointed to, it was SpiderMan.
Behind the SpiderMan there came an airplane.
“Oh I hath Osamath Binth Ladinth” Ken noted as he put his both middle fingers toward the airplane.
The airplane was about to crash right toward the helicopter where Ryu and Ken sat.
“Oh, MUMMY… I hate MUMMY…” Ken and Ryu hug each other and… screamed. Oh, don’t think that way, it’s not male to male gay moves.
Balrog and Saget started pimping the hell outta of everyone.
“Serge! Am I allowed to punch him?” Balrog shouted as he caught another anti-pimpa fighter.
"Don’t call me Serge! Sinner of Biatch!"Saget replied as he gave another fighter with “Tiger Pimper”.
“I will helpth thou!” A voice came.
Both Saget and Balrog turned around their head to see the newcomer.
“Oh, not another sinner of Biatch!” Saget punched himself with his right hand, with his left hand punching another fighter.
“Serge! Am I allowed to punch him??” Balrog caught Vega and asked Sarget.
“FICKIN’ GOODIMMY IT!! DON’T CALL ME SERGE!” Sarget punched Balrog.
“DONT EVER FORGET WHAT HAPPENED TO BISON!!” Saget punched Vega off.
This arises a question, what exactly happened to Bison? And why did Saget hate Vega?
Several months and years ago…
Balrog, Vega, Saget and Bison were about to rape a hotel, where Sandra Bullock slept before she prepared for the movie named “The Pimpy Magic”, If you don’t know which movie I am talkin’ about… Then… Nevermind.
“Ahh! Rape me! Rape me! Rape me!” Sandra Shouted as she saw the four invaders.
“NO! Rape me first!” Nicole Kidman pushed Sandra away.
“No! You got no boobs!” Sandra pushed Nicole away.
“No! You got phat ass!” Nicole pushed Sandra away.
“No! You are not a virgin!” Sandra punched Nicole.
“No! You! I wanna thath red-capped dummy rape me!” Nicole punched Sandra.
“What about Tom Cruise?” Sandra kicked Nicole in her pussy.
“What about me!?” Tom showed up and shouted.
“Hey! Lover! I thought you already divorced??” Tom’s girlfriend showed up too.
“Oh, yes, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!” Tom Cruise hugged the girlfriend and tore away her clothes and sucked her E-Cupped Boobs.
And this left the four invaders speechless.
Finally, Bison said “Balrog! You rape Sandra!”
"Yes! I get rapped!"Sandra yelled happily.
"What about me!?"Tom Cruise stood between the four invaders and Sandra.
“SHUT UP!!” Sandra, Nicole, and the girlfriend kicked Tom’s dick.
“Balrog, you rape Sandra!” Bison commanded again. But this time, there came two replies.
“Yes Sir!” Balrog and Vega answered.
“Wait! Why did you respond?” Balrog turned to Vega.
“Because he called me.” Vega answered.
“No! He called me!” Balrog shouted.
“He said Balrog! I am Balrog!” Vega shouted.
“NO! I am Balrog! And he called me!” Balrog shouted.
“NO! You are M. Bison! And He called for Balrog!” Vega shouted.
“You are not Balrog! You are Vega!” Balrog shouted.
“No! I am not Vega! I am Balrog!” Vega screamed.
“Then who the hell is Vega!?” Balrog shouted.
“Him!” Vega pointed to Bison.
“Him!? He’s Bison!” Balrog stomped on the ground.
“Then who are you?” Vega threw the claw away.
“I am Balrog!” Balrog screamed to top of his voice.
“Then who am I??” Vega threw the mask away.
“You are Vega!” Balrog screamed.
“Then who is he??” Vega pimp-slapped Balrog.
“He is BISON!! B.I.S.O.N!! YOU FREAKIN DUMMY” Balrog tore off his gloves.
“Then who are you?” Vega asked again.
“@$^#%@!#%@$^&@%!!%^#$!” Balrog cursed as he caught Vega’s dick and…
Now it was Sandra, Nicole, and Tom’s turn to be speechless.
Bison couldn’t handle it any longer and screamed “ALL OF YOU JUST RAPE THEM! EVEN TOM!”
“Huh? Rape me?” Tom yelped with both of his hands on his face as known as “Home Alone”
But Bison just died after that.
Why? Died of anger and frustration, and also because of Psycho Power Pimp Overblow.
And it was also why Tom and Nicole divorced.
If you don’t play Street Fighter Alpha Zero, then you wouldn’t understand this…
“I have cometh backth here again!” Dan showed up at Akuma’s fast-food store for the third time.
“You again?” Akuma stormed out from his office and stared Dan.
“Yes! I am level infinity pimp jedi now!” Dan screamed.
“And I am level mega-infinity pimp god!” Akuma screamed.
“I know force parry now!” Dan screamed.
"I know death parry!"Akuma screamed.
“I know how to do shinku-gadoupimp!!” Dan screamed.
"I know how to do Pimpy-Mesatsu-Pimp-Gou-Haydou-Pimp!!"Akuma screamed back.
“I know… wait a min…” Dan paused and started to ponder what else to scream at.
“OH, get your ass and your baby powder outta of this damn place!!” Akuma took out the baby powder from Dan’s gi and empitied the whole bottle on Dan’s head.
Akuma then “Pimpy-Mesatsu-Pimp-Gou-Haydou-Pimp” Dan out from the store.
I guess I will stop here… Is that all right? Cuz it is my first pimp-fiction… And I do not know if it’s good or not…
