My white girlfriends are always hotter than the asian ones. The one I’m with right now is hotter than all that came before her, even Katie…and by the way, I haven’t talked to her in 10 months…so stop perving over her already. Aside from that constant annoyance, you’re a good friend Kim…so don’t go fucking it up by drooling over my wimmens. Start drooling over my dudes…like Keith and Ricky…or Bhushan…if you like curry.
I can’t go back to my asian roots…'cause I really didn’t have asian roots to begin with. I’ve always been whitewashed, and I’m quite satisfied with where that has gotten me in life. If I were as white as Dentron, though, there would be a serious problem. I think the universe would collapse on itself if I were somehow able to become that white.
James can’t drink? He’s Korean, right? Weird…and Coors Light? Girls drink that shit…tastes like water you leave in your hot car for a week.
OH YEA, GENE: MID COUNTER, HIT, LOW COUNTER, ACTIVATE, HIT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU
oh yea again, girls may be cute but they are also confusing/stupid as hell. this goes for both asian and white girls. in the end, for straight men, we all suffer
Just checking. I like to know where I stand with my friends…or where I should stand to avoid the flying nasty homo attack.
By the way, Bean…I think I have to give you props for just being able to drink that much Coors light. I wouldn’t have been able to drink one of those. Coronas are a different story…and Captain is pretty tasty.
actuallyif you think about it, wat keith says is true. everyoen is like all GIGGLES and shit, but no matter what they say. If was to buiild a translation super machine, wahtever you hoes would say would translate to vids gimme gimme vids gimme gimme!. i hate this keyboard
