so real talk, who watched the royal wedding
I fapped to it. Wasn’t tricky at all.
i cried deeply, wishing i was a princess…real talk
Spoiler alert: They get married at the end.
It was soooo predictable. zzzz
Edit: Wow, a whole page without a DJ post. I cant help but suspect that the reason behind this is that he stole a bag of “Combos” from a convenience store and got caught, but while being questioned by police his trolling instincts kicked in. He began arguing with them about how broken it was for them to have guns and that they should at least nerf the damage on bullets if they’re going to be allowed to carry them. He went on to explain that he wanted to eat delicious cheese filled pretzels, but didnt realize that he was broke until after he had already picked up the bag. Since he never drops Combos, he decided to leave the store with them without paying. The police, completely mind fucked, and with rage in their eyes, then took it upon themselves to beat him senselessly… HOWEVER, they soon realized that he lacks sense to begin with and that they are wasting their time/energy/brand new steel toed boots on beating this unfortunate fellow. At that moment, they realize that they are being trolled by DJ just by beating him for being such a troll. All 3 officers (Sgt. Murtaugh, Sgt. Riggs, Cpt. Planet) then commit suicide by tying a single, long, piano wire around all of their necks, getting into their respective vehicles with the wire still attached and then jamming the gas pedal; resulting in a 3-way decapitation. After these events ensued, DJ fled to Thailand to live his life as a Kathoey (thailands 3rd gender), swearing to only return when downback is no longer OP.
wow…I am thouroghly pissed off at this post… Mainly because I didnt think of it 
Epic storytelling.
I wish to enquire about nerfed bullet damage lol
Ok so I am also down for an epic CT caravan to ECT. That would be godlike. I was just going to take the train down there but it looks like I may not have to if we’re doing this.
Yeah, I want to invest in a big ass room for this so we can get plenty of practice and man-hugging while in Jersey. I just want to know who is a definite
If I drive down separately, can I still get in on the buttsechs?
I’m a definite I know that. I planned on going long before I even started coming in this thread. I’m all over this like women on sexually attractive man.
Of course…No Hatin :tup:
Shoryuken - LiangHuBBB’s SSF4, MvsC3, MK9 Funny and Cool Moments - Episode 31
@:47 Virus makes a cameo in this video. Good shit Virus
Speaking of Windsor guys, I decide to post today! So yeah, This Wednesday. Keep it free you Blackout and Iron (like I’m going to make you be) because we’re doing this shit. I’ve got work until like 3 but after that I’m free for the night, taking it off of rehearsal because fuck it I don’t give a shit if we open Friday, I’m in the show for like 5 minutes and I know all the shit I need to do. But yeah, Wednesday, Casuals, etc.
Also if you guys didn’t hear, that first level in SFxT has Cyberbots references, best fighting game ever.
Alsoalso, The only combo Don’t Jump is a master at a whiffed pick up line FADC loneliness.
Possibly thinking of getting ppl to my place on a monday, limited space though, hmmm
Should we bring sleeping bags for a slumber party?
Yoo Perfect Legennndd!
Excellent. Wednesday is perfect for me so I’m 100% there. We need to get them cyber bots to be played at EVO.
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Well shit. I was gonna try and get a date Wednesday but fuck it. CYBERBOTS IS MORE IMPORTANT.
Also: Don’t Jump has frame advantage on cock.
Fuck bitches, get better at Cyberbots. I re looked at the first stage of SFxT, some of the robots are from Cyberbots, I know what stage I’ll always be choosing.
Side note: Don’t Jump is a master of the masturbate whiff ejactulate o/s cry
Dru, what time on monday?
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