Every hero needs a villian. Introducing the forces of P.U.K.E:
The Powerful Ultimate Killer Elite
First, the leader Scabb.
Description & Powers: Scabb was once the star player on Rancid River High School’s football team. His struggles with gambling addiction, however, put and end to his dreams of getting drafted into the pro leagues. He owed money, big time, to a local loan shark (he’s literally an anthropomorphic hammerhead shark) and decided to settle his debt once and for all with a little fraud. One night, Scabb took a can of kerosene to his most prized possession: his sweet ride known as the Fart Kart, an 8-cylinder fart-powered roadster. Then, mourning the loss of his pride and joy, he set fire to it and watched it burn, hoping to cash in on the lucrative insurance policy that covered the vile vehicle. In his mourning he forgot about the Corpse Swill Whiskey he had been drinking, and spilled it, resulting in an explosion that scarred him badly.
Scabb has sustained burns on 95% of his body, hence the name. His specialty is 99.999% pain immunity and damage reduction. He can take a diamond-edge blade to the body with an applied force of up to 35 kilograms per square inch without penetrating his thick skin. High velocity armor piercing rounds have been known to bounce right off of his hideous hide.
Fighting Style: Picks up whatever is available and throws it at you, ignoring incoming attacks all the while. If nothing is available to throw, then he will attempt to throw enemies.
Specialty/Roles: Leadership, Gang Enforcer.
Second, the brains of the outfit, Snota-Hari
Description & Powers: Snota-Hari was an in-demand topless dancer at Kat’s, a seedy downtown strip joint. Known for her willingness to service even the vilest of customers in the most twisted and shocking ways, she quickly acquired a mutant strain of an alien STD. The disease is currently unknown to all medical experts and is highly untreatable. However, it it where Snota-Hari receives her super villain powers. Her body already wracked with every STD in existence, Hari was able to absorb the mutant strain and keep it at bay. She is now able to unleash devastating vaginal attacks on unsuspecting victims, making her a most deadly bed companion.
Fighting Style: Vulva-lash is an attack where an infected, 5-foot long tongue lashes out to grasp or slap at a victim, often infecting them in the process. Clapp-trapp - the victim’s appendage becomes trapped inside Snota-Hari’s womb, where it is gnashed apart by sharp vagina dentata. Rank of Stank - A fume of disgusting gas escapes Hari’s vagina, nauseating and infecting everything in a 30-foot radius. Slip n slime - Snota-Hari’s vaginal juices overflow onto the ground, making it impossible to stand without slipping. Also, Snota-Hari is a master of seduction, able to entice and take on whole armies of enemies at once.
Specialty/Roles: Assassin, Seduction, Espionage.
Next, the gang’s psychopath torturer, Rotton Rod.
Description & Powers: As his name suggests, Rod just won’t die. Once highly addicted to painkillers, he mistook a bottle of antibiotics to be pills that he could get high on. He took the entire bottle of what was actually a top-secret industrial-grade antibiotic, enough to treat an entire army, and as a result became immune to disease, poisons, and aging. His life-span quadrupled. His physical body, however, is still unable to fully regenerate itself, so any wound sustained by Rod remains open and festering, although he is otherwise unaffected by it, unlike a normal person who would quickly become infected. This enables Rod to use an assortment of highly deadly poisons and diseases in his attacks.
Fighting Style: Rod’s weapon of choice is a syringe, filled with whatever ungodly concoction he happens to be carrying at the moment. His Pus-Storm attack slings toxic pus every direction in a 20-foot radius. Every living thing that passes within 15 feet of Rod is likely to be infected with any of 100-something various diseases. Also, touching Rod incurs death to any normal human or other living creature. Snota-Hari, however, is somewhat immune to Rod’s pox, her STD’s able to absorb them, so the two are often seen together and it is even reported that they have a most sickening love affair.
Specialty/Roles: Given his deadly presence, Rod is usually regulated to driving the team’s get away vehicle, a garbage truck teeming full of trash. However, when threatened, Rod always has an attack plan ready, usually in the form of some chemical or biological devastation. For the purposes of torture, Rod can control the potency of his toxins, prolonging sickness to the point of dire and excruciating circumstances and leaving a torture subject in endless pain. The enemy will talk… while they still can. Often, Rod’s fearsome presence produces this result without him having to do anything other than show up.
Jason “Poots” Calahan
Description & Powers:
Gotta go, so I’ll save him for later.
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