At what point, in any of my posts, have I displayed any semblance of irony, you ignorant, simian assed insta-reject from Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader (based on the fact that you could neither be counted as qualified to be a student, or a contestant)?
I’ll wait for you to grasp at straws and post more drivel, or for your head to explode.
Note to SRK - I expect a parade in my honor if the latter happens.
Signed,
Everybody
Is god a hamburger?
You’re avoiding my question. zombie or alien Jesus?
No, he was just the next one after the previous 35-40 Messiahs (historically proven) to have appeared in that specific land at that specific time. I reckon he was lurking, watching and ultimately did what he did learning from the mistakes of his predecessors. Also, he said stuff Buddha had said waaaay before him. Not that I am into Buddhism, or anything. Still, Jesus was some kind of peaceful social rebel and got to being a martyr because the Romans took too much time arsing themselves about him, instead of doing to him the same thing they did to the previous Messiahs.
…On the other hand maybe I am wrong and it’s something like that:
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Holy shit, now I know why everyone on SRK hates you. You get backed into the corner, then you instantly default to a Wookie defense, or use some “smart latin-sounding words that all the cool kids on the forums use,” to try to make your “points” valid. You’re like Anchorman with that post-coital scene on repeat.
I actually feel dumber for even engaging in this argument. Hell, I would’ve had a better chance of getting something intelligible from Corky from Life Goes On after he sniffs paint thinner.
Good job. You just brought the gene pool down to a lower tier single-handedly.
Gat-damn…
Signed,
Everybody
:mad:
Check it out.
Jesus Christ in comparative mythology - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
More like Jesus Christ was an amalgamation of several mythic stories that was floating around for more then 1000 years before he was supposedly born.
Jesus wasnt real.
Or at least the miracles were false, and the story of his virgin birth false.
Actually pretty much everything about him is false if he even existed at all.
The moral teachings of the bible are mostly ok.
Everything else about it is mysticism and nonsense.
The Jesus in the bible wasnt a real person.
Get over it.
Yjdk
Supposedly he was pulling some Billy Mumy shit around that time: pwning kids for splashing in puddles, or bumping into him in town, blinding groups of people who pissed him off…and scaring the fuck out of dragons.
And I’ve always wondered about that virgin birth stuff. Either Mary and Joseph didn’t have relations, Joseph fired one off to release some tension and she came along and accidentally sat in it (yes, this HAS happened before), or Mary and the J-man were married…and she just didn’t let HIM play. Women have been cheating all throughout history.
Joseph: It’s a miracle! My wife is pregnant, and we’ve never done it! She’s not known the touch of another man, and here she lies pregnant!
Other dudes:…um…awesome.
ITT: Religion
I didn’t know there was a Jesus-wasn’t-real movement. That suits me fine, though. Unlike concrete “theists” and athiests, I don’t have much invested in people embracing an absolute truth.
God and anti-God people do seem to have their conviction in common. You guys should move on deists, agnostics, etc. “After-life or not, make a decision!”
I do think a creator put us here. I just don’t think it cares. I once hatched sea monkeys. I forgot all about them. Who knows what their end was like. Maybe they resorted to cannabolism. I didn’t intervene. There were no miracles to speak of. I let bad things happen. I wonder if they were curious as to why.
Then you’re practically a deist.
Deists believe that there is a “god/creator” who created the universe, gave it an apprehendable, rational self-sustaining order, and then stepped back, and left it alone; basically forgot about it.
The deist god is to the universe what Namdai is to Soul Calibur 4.
(glances back through your post)
…better watch yo’ back. They comin’ for ya! 
atheists are not making absolute claims about gods existence, rather we realize theres no evidence for him so we dont believe.
atheism is what happens when you realize who has the burden of proof on the subject
Careful, now.
Don’t let yourself get suckered into a “logical equivalency” argument.
Theists run that game all day.
As I see it.
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to the poster: how can you come on SRK with something so careless, you may have offended a lot of catholic people (my family are catholic) and also humiliated yourself.
HAHAHAHA. Apparently Soviet is “all of SRK”.
I love self proclaimed argument winners, it’s like claiming you’re an artist, anyone can do it. Sorry I didn’t stay up past my bedtime just to argue with you puddin’. The reason I didn’t explain the irony of your posts is A) Your english is so bad I doubt you can even read anything I’m typing B) You probably think irony means “coincidence”. BTW, this isn’t some intellectual debate we are having here, you came into this thread and basically told me that people DO listen to me (thanks for that btw) and then got all pissy when you realized what you actually said.
Good job with the Billy Madison joke, never heard that before.
I mentioned being at least “more of a deist” earlier in the thread. As for the sea monkeys, their revolt was short-lived. Their battleground, a diminuitive tank of standing water.
Could Jesus have been an alien?
I think the real question is whether Jesus ever existed to begin with.
Oh the irony. I would elaborate, but it is going to take you longer than it took you to finish 2nd grade for what you did to click in your head.
…you did finish 2nd grade, right?
Quit confusing me with yourself.
Apparently you haven’t. You really are a fucking imbecile.
Signed,
Everybody
Ah, the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” argument. Missing Person is an intellectual giant, you’re WAY out of my league bro. I bet you were the best at debate club.
